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It's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl2ap0m6fGk It's real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOJSM46nWwo It's real
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 16:09 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:40 |
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Lmao, the cops installed a camera on top of the house in case the forklift certified aliens come back
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 16:37 |
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Can’t blame that kid for trying to bootstrap internet fame and escape poverty/Las Vegas.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:02 |
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Something not instantly explained? ALIENS!!!!!! Until it’s discovered what they are and the dorks move on to the next thing never learning anything.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:30 |
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Extra row of tits posted:Something not instantly explained? Just because the last 200 guys were all crackpots doesn't mean we should be skeptical about this guy!
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:33 |
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I bet a bunch of aliens are maxing "we abducted a HUMAN" hoax videos too
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:39 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:I bet a bunch of aliens are maxing "we abducted a HUMAN" hoax videos too Yoooo, we're here at the Holiday Inn here in Paramas! We've just met a woman at the bar and she's coming up to our suite! Little does she know that she's not entering a room but it's actually a spacecraft!
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:42 |
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if the government had recovered alien ships with faster than light travel, fusion energy, ray guns, or antigravity saucer technology, why would they not just use it? like cover up the source and pretend you invented it but it would be worth SO MUCH money every ford f150 would be a hover car by now
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:45 |
Because they can't figure it out
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:49 |
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aliens please, which is better, Texas Hold Em, or Blackjack?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:49 |
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GABA ghoul posted:Lmao, the cops installed a camera on top of the house in case the forklift certified aliens come back Finally police did something reasonable with their time these guys make a better Fox Mulder than peace officer, am i right folks?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:52 |
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PokeJoe posted:Because they can't figure it out Like just do it, no ones going to judge you alien technology research people. (I lie. If they can't figure it out without reading the manual I'm totally going to be judging them).
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:58 |
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naem posted:if the government had recovered alien ships with faster than light travel, fusion energy, ray guns, or antigravity saucer technology, why would they not just use it? I think the common explanation is the recovered alien knowledge/technology has too many potential pathways to dangerous outcomes, and is therefore a risk to be let out to the general public. Something akin to given every person their own nuclear bomb kind of risk... Pretty foolproof answer...
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 17:59 |
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UFO dez nutz
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:01 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:It's real Interesting; these very links you've posted seem to indicate otherwise?
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:05 |
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DandyLion posted:I think the common explanation is the recovered alien knowledge/technology has too many potential pathways to dangerous outcomes, and is therefore a risk to be let out to the general public. Something akin to given every person their own nuclear bomb kind of risk... if it has so many potential pathways/problems, how did it get widely enough adopted to be used by ETs anyway? the whole sad thing about this stuff is, i would love there to be honest to goodness proof of extraterrestrial life and ftl technologies in my lifetime. i get bummed thinking about how unlikely that is.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:06 |
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The whistleblower thing was all about the allegation the government has anomolous materials they dont know how to use, and they've been sitting on them for decades at this point. So they should be made public so humanity can figure out how to use them
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:09 |
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NoiseAnnoys posted:if it has so many potential pathways/problems, how did it get widely enough adopted to be used by ETs anyway? Yeah just like with much of the fun things in life you have to purposefully suspend disbelief to enjoy it (like a magician's show). The explanation for why the aliens can have/use it and we can't is because they're not mentally unstable violently self destructive apes.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:10 |
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Some guy has a theory that most of the drone-like anomolies are actually a high-altitude global defense network the aliens have installed to protect us from ourselves (and other threats, presumably); and they're often spotted in greater frequency near nuclear installations. The idea being they triangulate danger and shoot an invisible deus ex kinda beam at it
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:14 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Some guy has a theory that most of the drone-like anomolies are actually a high-altitude global defense network the aliens have installed to protect us from ourselves (and other threats, presumably); and they're often spotted in greater frequency near nuclear installations. The idea being they triangulate danger and shoot an invisible deus ex kinda beam at it least believable part so far imo, they seem to be doing a piss-poor job of it
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:15 |
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we've never blown ourselves up with nukes tho despite the fact we should have
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:16 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:we've never blown ourselves up with nukes tho despite the fact we should have should we have? it seems like when it came down to it it's some human here or there not doing what they're supposed to and thats why there wasn't global thermo nuclear war not aliens
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:18 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Some guy has a theory that most of the drone-like anomolies are actually a high-altitude global defense network the aliens have installed to protect us from ourselves (and other threats, presumably); and they're often spotted in greater frequency near nuclear installations. The idea being they triangulate danger and shoot an invisible deus ex kinda beam at it just lol if you believe even 5% of this
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:20 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:we've never blown ourselves up with nukes tho despite the fact we should have i have a rock that keeps tigers away too
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:20 |
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ah yes, humanity, the thing that aliens would totally want to keep alive and achieve space travel with our very peaceful and non-aggressive tendencies or is it the orcas?????
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:21 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pW2vvPHOpA
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 18:27 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:ah yes, humanity, the thing that aliens would totally want to keep alive and achieve space travel with our very peaceful and non-aggressive tendencies Welp if they wanted to kill us they would. The Earth is the resource to protect
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:16 |
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lol I haven't seen this in like a decade like finding a lost but cherished blanket from my childhood
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:18 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Welp if they wanted to kill us they would. The Earth is the resource to protect I would just punch them in the face and say "welcome to earth bitch"
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:18 |
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MarcusSA posted:I would just punch them in the face and say "welcome to earth bitch" jason the cat says "salame", bitch!
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:29 |
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:just lol if you believe even 5% of this I only believe in 4% of it
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:39 |
Aliens might want human shock troops against the hated Ilwrath.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:44 |
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naem posted:if the government had recovered alien ships with faster than light travel, fusion energy, ray guns, or antigravity saucer technology, why would they not just use it? We didn't catch any of that stuff. So far the only alien tech we have managed to get working was smart phones. Those were probably a prank they gave us on purpose. Twitter is the great filter.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 19:58 |
Facebook Aunt posted:We didn't catch any of that stuff. So far the only alien tech we have managed to get working was smart phones. Those were probably a prank they gave us on purpose. FF14 warned us
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:00 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Some guy has a theory that most of the drone-like anomolies are actually a high-altitude global defense network the aliens have installed to protect us from ourselves (and other threats, presumably); and they're often spotted in greater frequency near nuclear installations. The idea being they triangulate danger and shoot an invisible deus ex kinda beam at it edit: a lovely edit for you, doesn't work like I wanted it to but I give up
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:11 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Welp if they wanted to kill us they would. The Earth is the resource to protect I guess they don’t give a poo poo that the psychotic apes there are cooking every Earth species into extinction by obliviously burning a huge supply hydrocarbons.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:14 |
I just want to advocate for liking Bob Lazar and all the others. You can do this by living in a 1990s haze of old art Bell shows. It's really fun, you hear Stephen greer say something and you think "this guy knows the truth!"
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:22 |
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Aliens? This is Trump again. The President Trump. Can you hear me? *looks at defense secretary* Is this on? Can they hear me? *defense secretary nods* ALIENS? This is Trump, the president. CAN YOU HEAR ME? I don't think this thing is on. Hello? What do you want from us, aliens? Do you come in peace? *looks.at defense secretary* I don't think it's on.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:51 |
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i choose to believe in the alien mobile construction vehicle that lives in the ocean
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:52 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 05:40 |
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I like that guy who kept posting about Gina II and the bowls of salt.
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# ? Jun 16, 2023 21:13 |