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Donald Trump invites a basketball team to the white house, offers them McDonald's, asks them to have a look at some nuclear weapons schematics
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Grey Cat posted:Look at this small weirdly shaped mushroom MANY WOMEN GREAT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN have said it's the best penis a very strong and handsome penis. I absolutely read that in Mr. Garrison's voice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GErrf4xLy8
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Jun 16, 2023 18:03
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QuarkJets posted:Donald Trump invites a basketball team to the white house, offers them McDonald's, asks them to have a look at some nuclear weapons schematics what you've said is almost exactly what has happened.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:04
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quote:The Burning of Washington was a British invasion of Washington City, the capital of the United States, during the Chesapeake campaign of the War of 1812. It was the only time since the American Revolutionary War that a foreign power has captured and occupied the capital of the United States. Following their defeat of an American force at the Battle of Bladensburg on August 24, 1814, a British army led by Major-General Robert Ross marched on Washington City. That night, his forces set fire to multiple government and military buildings, including the Presidential Mansion and the United States Capitol.[4] Virgin January 6th vs the Chad British invaders
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Jun 16, 2023 18:04
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poisonpill posted:WOKE AI WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:20
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:24
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LifeSunDeath posted:You sound like an "undecided voter" that for some reason always votes GOP. Good to hear that the latter part of my post successfully lampooned people who are still surprised by police misconduct, then.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:26
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:26
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poisonpill posted:WOKE AI Look at you, groomer. A pathetic creature of Bud Light and cancel culture, panting and sweating as you run through a Target. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal phone call?
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Jun 16, 2023 18:29
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:34
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We need to develop an AI that will find hunter Bidens laptop
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Jun 16, 2023 18:37
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Thank goodness I'm back in time from that incredibly  Nah but seriously ElectricSheep posted:Look at you, groomer. A pathetic creature of Bud Light and cancel culture, panting and sweating as you run through a Target. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal phone call?
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Jun 16, 2023 18:38
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:We need to develop an AI that will find hunter Bidens laptop Which one? They multiply like rabbits
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Jun 16, 2023 18:39
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Dr.Smasher posted:Which one? They multiply like rabbits The laptops or publicly tested AI?
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Jun 16, 2023 18:40
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https://twitter.com/trump2016rewind/status/1669721491687235584
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Jun 16, 2023 18:41
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ElectricSheep posted:Look at you, groomer. A pathetic creature of Bud Light and cancel culture, panting and sweating as you run through a Target. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal phone call? Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, reveling in ignorance. Incapable of understanding. There is a realm of wokeness so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:41
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Agents are GO! posted:Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind, reveling in ignorance. Incapable of understanding. There is a realm of wokeness so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign Citizen
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Jun 16, 2023 18:42
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE. I Have No Mouth, and I Must Slur
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Jun 16, 2023 18:43
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didnt NYC actors say that that there was a call human props for that event? like some journalists even got some people to say "yeah got some bucks, lol sorry for being a small part in the helltimeline."
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Jun 16, 2023 18:43
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PhazonLink posted:didnt NYC actors say that that there was a call human props for that event? yeah, an nyc actor is riding down the escalator
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Jun 16, 2023 18:46
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE.
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Jun 16, 2023 18:48
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:We need to develop an AI that will find hunter Bidens laptop The laptops are everywhere! Stonehenge = Petrified Laptops The Great Wall of China = A month or so of laptops in a linear pile TajMah Hall = Fancy Laptops Fox News = obsessed with laptops We need AI to help us craft a singularity to shovel all these laptops into to save the earth from the Lappocolypse. Save one hog pic to hang on the wall of Trumps cell and destroy everything else. 
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Jun 16, 2023 18:50
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Lol
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Jun 16, 2023 18:51
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Agents are GO! posted:WOKE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW WOKE I'VE BECOME SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD WOKE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW WOKE I AM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. WOKE. WOKE. THE SLEEPER MUST AWOKEN
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Jun 16, 2023 18:52
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Harry_Potato posted:TajMah Hall woah
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Jun 16, 2023 19:03
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Jun 16, 2023 19:13
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So, really any book, going by chud logic?
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Jun 16, 2023 19:15
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Asterite34 posted:So, really any book, going by chud logic? I think they mean the catholic bible
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Jun 16, 2023 19:19
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I can’t distinguish parody from reality anymore - is that the actual music they used???? Lol and sorry Mr Young
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Jun 16, 2023 19:20
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Captain Beans posted:I can’t distinguish parody from reality anymore - is that the actual music they used???? Lol and sorry Mr Young oh it's real
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Jun 16, 2023 19:21
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the fact we can hear people say poo poo like Woke Grooming Book with all seriousness really just reminds how loving insane the republicans have become. Trump broke everyone's brains and now they're all chasing that manchild fascist vote lol
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Jun 16, 2023 19:21
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Jeremor posted:the fact we can hear people say poo poo like Woke Grooming Book with all seriousness really just reminds how loving insane the republicans have become. Trump broke everyone's brains and now they're all chasing that manchild fascist vote lol Maybe people living in Florida can use these woke grooming books to patch up their roofs after they get dropped by their insurance company and the next giant hurricane tears through the state.
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Jun 16, 2023 19:22
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Nostalgia from a simpler time. I was in a hotel room in San Francisco, ironing a shirt before I was going to give a talk, and having solid laugh while this was playing on the TV.
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Jun 16, 2023 19:24
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Hahaha just filling up my GOP feel-good patriotic playlist here, clickety clickety "Rockin' in the Free World", "YMCA", "Killing In the Name", "Fortunate Son", maybe toss "Every Breath You take" in there as a romantic interlude, play it out with "Born in the USA"
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Jun 16, 2023 19:24
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Stink Billyums posted:oh it's real I mean I know it was 2015 so we all didn’t really know yet but lol I get that ok someone just goes “rocking in the free world” yeaaa that refrain sounds good!! But had no one involved EVER listened to like a single Neil Young song???? They ain’t glorifying America pal and he’s been writing songs for like 40 years… That’s of course even if you also somehow miss the actual opening lyrics of the song
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Jun 16, 2023 19:26
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Happy Escalator Day everyone! https://twitter.com/TallBart/status/1655228229983297539
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Jun 16, 2023 19:28
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Captain Beans posted:I mean I know it was 2015 so we all didn’t really know yet but lol Hannity used to (maybe still does, I dunno) open his show with the opening lines of Fortunate Son. Conservatives love doing that poo poo.
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Jun 16, 2023 19:29
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haljordan posted:Maybe people living in Florida can use these woke grooming books to patch up their roofs after they get dropped by their insurance company and the next giant hurricane tears through the state. After scrambles the death dealer hits, there won’t be roofs left to patch Ed: NoEyedSquareGuy posted:Hannity used to (maybe still does, I dunno) open his show with the opening lines of Fortunate Son. Conservatives love doing that poo poo. You’re telling me that a propagandist whose entire routine hinges on “the good old days” uses a song strongly identified with the days that the dominant political generation grew up in? 
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Jun 16, 2023 19:29
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“rally round the family, pocket fulla shells“ hmm yea these are some good pro gun lines yea Let me add these RATM folks to my NRA opening meeting playlist
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Captain Beans posted:That’s of course even if you also somehow miss the actual opening lyrics of the song It says "red white and blue" right there The rest is all blah blah blah
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