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mr_mojo posted:"a typical motorists pub" like they were a common, expected thing is pretty WTF it took awhile for people to make the connection of being drunk and driving a car was dangerous. people fought against seat belts being a requirement in the 80's, the common man is a bit of a loving dullard.
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Jun 16, 2023 14:39
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rydiafan posted:I mean, there's a lot of bars in rural America that nobody's walking to. I'm assuming they're all safely driving their ride on mowers there and back???
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Jun 16, 2023 14:46
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rydiafan posted:I mean, there's a lot of bars in rural America that nobody's walking to. also nothing to hit save rolling your truck into a ditch on some empty stretch of county road
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Jun 16, 2023 14:46
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Smart play is to go drinking late enough that after closing time you can just pass out within walking distance of the bar and wake up early to sleep off the hang over before repeating.
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Jun 16, 2023 14:58
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rydiafan posted:I mean, there's a lot of bars in rural America that nobody's walking to. Same in the UK and plenty of rural drink driving, but they would at least pretend to not be havens of drunken motorists, so am really commenting on the openness of it. BRB, going to open a drive through bar.
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Jun 16, 2023 15:55
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mr_mojo posted:Same in the UK and plenty of rural drink driving, but they would at least pretend to not be havens of drunken motorists, so am really commenting on the openness of it. 
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Jun 16, 2023 15:58
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https://i.imgur.com/Xnu8wg7.mp4
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Jun 16, 2023 21:14
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Unpopular opinion, but I don't like parasites.
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Jun 16, 2023 21:20
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lobsterminator posted:Unpopular opinion, but I don't like parasites. Symbiotes are p cool tho
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Jun 16, 2023 21:34
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Jun 16, 2023 21:43
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DamnCanadian posted:I built a giant deck for my wife to sun herself during the summer months; I think it was maybe a couple grand in materials. The visiting nurse that comes over weekly to care for her asked me who built it for me. I said I did. He said “that’s great you can do that; I paid a guy almost 50,000 to build mine.” Holy poo poo, that’s either one hell of a deck or he got ripped off big time.  Like this, or a better game than Yu-Gi-Oh? Unrelated: https://i.imgur.com/Xnu8wg7.mp4 Edit: Ah, a shameful beating. Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Jun 16, 2023 |
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Jun 16, 2023 22:02
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Isn't nature wholesome and beautiful
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Jun 16, 2023 22:11
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In Shreveport you could drive through a daiquiri stand, and the little piece of scotch tape over the straw hole in the lid is what made it a “closed container” for legal purposes. However, if you have an empty Circle K or McDonald’s cup in your car, you can just swap the daiquiri over to that and no one will know until the toxicology report comes back.
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Jun 17, 2023 00:49
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TotalLossBrain posted:Isn't nature wholesome and beautiful It's the stuff like that which makes the wholesome stuff like Capybaras, dogs (and ravens playing with wolf puppies) and stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvM89vyn5pE&t=572s stick out all the more. Nature doesn't play by any rules beyond "live long enough to reproduce" and yet we have a whole Blessed thread which seems to exist just to spite the cursed nature of existence.
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Jun 17, 2023 00:54
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Ngl I do my best driving after a couple drinks. Smoothest corners and stops.
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Jun 17, 2023 00:55
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If I were the animal in nature I would simply min max my way to survival like the mighty panda
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Jun 17, 2023 04:37
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By popular demand posted:Smart play is to go drinking late enough that after closing time you can just pass out within walking distance of the bar and wake up early to sleep off the hang over before repeating. I knew a guy who got a DUI for doing that even though the keys were in the back seat and his seat was completely reclined.
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Jun 17, 2023 04:44
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Frank Frank posted:I knew a guy who got a DUI for doing that even though the keys were in the back seat and his seat was completely reclined. He should have fought the ticket.
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Jun 17, 2023 05:01
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FlapYoJacks posted:He should have fought the ticket. He was a bar regular so I’m not entirely sure whether he was lying or not. Just remember the story. I’m pretty sure it wasn’t his first DUI.
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Jun 17, 2023 05:40
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FlapYoJacks posted:He should have fought the ticket. In pretty much the entire USA, if you and the keys are both in the car, it's drunk driving.
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Jun 17, 2023 05:57
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rydiafan posted:In pretty much the entire USA, if you and the keys are both in the car, it's drunk driving. Yep, if you're going to sleep it off in your car you throw your keys underneath your vehicle for that very technicality  e: Not speaking from experience or anything, don't get the wrong idea! At the time I was driving a pickup so I just put everything in my front pockets and lay down in the 'bed' 
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Jun 17, 2023 06:51
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Jun 17, 2023 07:49
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Usually you turn red when you do that.
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Jun 17, 2023 07:50
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McGavin posted:Usually you turn red when you do that. If your entire toilet turns red during a movement please go to the ER immediately 
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Jun 17, 2023 09:24
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nah, red hulk is cool. he’s like the hulk with a mustache
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Jun 17, 2023 09:35
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Turkish Hulk
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Hülk
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Hulk need more fiber in diet
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What an interesting parasite.Wikipedia posted:There are a few cases of accidental parasitism in vertebrate hosts, including dogs and humans. Several cases involving Parachordodes, Paragordius, or Gordius have been recorded in human hosts in Japan and China. Oh no
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Jun 17, 2023 13:07
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Antigravitas posted:What an interesting parasite. He's not a great drummer but seems a bit unfair 
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Jun 17, 2023 13:18
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Anyone who tunes their drums like that is deserving of scorn.
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Jun 17, 2023 13:25
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Antigravitas posted:Anyone who tunes their drums like that is deserving of scorn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xui06jwWaAM
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Jun 17, 2023 17:48
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What's he saying there at the end? I don't know much French but those seem like good words to keep on hand.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:55
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Jesus, that skier seemed remarkably chill and under control for very nearly dying and still being a whisker away from death. Glad the hear they made it out.
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Karate Bastard posted:What's he saying there at the end? I don't know much French but those seem like good words to keep on hand. "Oh le con" meaning "I'm/he's a loving idiot"
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mobby_6kl posted:What's a good use for an Eames lounge chair? Thought of this post when I encountered one recently. 
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