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Cthulu Carl posted:I was gonna try to make a joke, but for whatever reason decided to see what wikipedia had to say about bungholes, the usage of bungholes in containers, and the history of bungholes, and apparently this is the first use of 'bunghole' to refer to the anus: yeah because the queen of England monopolized all the swans
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Cthulu Carl posted:I was gonna try to make a joke, but for whatever reason decided to see what wikipedia had to say about bungholes, the usage of bungholes in containers, and the history of bungholes, and apparently this is the first use of 'bunghole' to refer to the anus: rabelais ftw
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Jun 17, 2023 05:26
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:lmao christ
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Frank Frank posted:People used to wipe their asses with corn cobs. Lmao yup. and now chad warden wipes his rear end with $600
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Jun 17, 2023 05:40
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I just fish out the turd and wipe my rear end with that, it's efficient
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Jun 17, 2023 05:45
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i would simply not poop
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Jun 17, 2023 06:00
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i just stopped an rear end-wiping derail in another thread last week!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i just stopped an rear end-wiping derail in another thread last week! Did you use a corncob?
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Jun 17, 2023 06:05
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Rhinos make do
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Sally posted:Rhinos make do As do most things
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Jun 17, 2023 06:38
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What did you think the horn is for?
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Jun 17, 2023 06:39
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i just stopped an rear end-wiping derail in another thread last week! Lol same
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Oh, you said "stopped"
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i just stopped rear end-wiping last week!
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Cthulu Carl posted:I was gonna try to make a joke, but for whatever reason decided to see what wikipedia had to say about bungholes, the usage of bungholes in containers, and the history of bungholes, and apparently this is the first use of 'bunghole' to refer to the anus: power move, really shows the goose who is boss
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Jun 17, 2023 09:29
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No wonder geese are so dangerous. One of them told the rest about that time a human wiped their rear end with its neck.
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Jun 17, 2023 09:32
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so that's how the pact was broken. Reason enough to poo poo all over everything, hiss and bite.
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Jun 17, 2023 09:43
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Danaru posted:gently caress this guy distant piping voice from gbs: "that's the plan!"
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give me the sagas
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say what you will but having an angry, poo poo smeared goose mere millimeters from your genitals is a certain kind of insane bravery.
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Jun 17, 2023 12:34
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Frank Frank posted:People used to wipe their asses with corn cobs. Lmao Country girls make do.
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pentyne posted:yeah because the queen of England monopolized all the swans At length I remembered the last resort of a great princess who, when told that the peasants had no swans, replied: "Then let them wipe their asses with geese."
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there's a lot of asschat in gargantua, which is where the goose thing comes from https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Gargantua/Chapter_XIII quote:Afterwards, in dunging behind a bush, I found a March-cat, and with it I wiped my breech, but her claws were so sharp that they scratched and exulcerated all my perinee
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Jun 17, 2023 14:08
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There is also a part where a giant drowns the city of Paris in his piss
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tristeham posted:rabelais ftw
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tristeham posted:rabelais ftw
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What is a March-cat
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Heath posted:There is also a part where a giant drowns the city of Paris in his piss Oh that explains it
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Cthulu Carl posted:I was gonna try to make a joke, but for whatever reason decided to see what wikipedia had to say about bungholes, the usage of bungholes in containers, and the history of bungholes, and apparently this is the first use of 'bunghole' to refer to the anus: Canada or what Probably not one of those white ones
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Martman posted:In Yoshi's island you just pick up the eggs and they trail behind you. Proper nutrition directly effects egg production in all kinds of egg laying animals though.
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Jun 17, 2023 17:19
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Yeah but with yoshis the eaten things just get pooped right into the eggs
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They don't in Yoshi's Island but they do in Smash, meaning there are at least two subspecies of yoshi, one with a hypermetabolism that lets it instantly generate eggs from caloric intake, and one that shits violently
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Jun 17, 2023 17:28
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Yoshi 'eggs' are the equivalent of pearls, a thick layer of nacre coating undigestible irritants
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Martman posted:Yeah but with yoshis the eaten things just get pooped right into the eggs can you make yoshi cookies with the eggs into some sort of homeopathic nightmare
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Jun 17, 2023 17:32
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I've always said that yoshi's eggs are a waste. They don't contain any nutrition whatsoever and come at the cost of converting something more calorie dense, like a shy guy or a bullet bill
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Danaru posted:They don't in Yoshi's Island but they do in Smash, meaning there are at least two subspecies of yoshi, one with a hypermetabolism that lets it instantly generate eggs from caloric intake, and one that shits violently Wtf thread
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