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Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!


Sorry, it's from the S*n.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Weren't the Czar's squaddies just the Black Hundreds?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Jaeluni Asjil posted:



Sorry, it's from the S*n.

Oblivious for the masked blue coat lady with a gun

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Nenonen posted:

Oblivious for the masked blue coat lady with a gun

That's his wife. The squaddie he's speaking to is also one of Boris' illegitimate children.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Pictured after being disowned from the Warburtons family for making bread very wrong.

There's a Warburton's bakery not far from where I live and if I'm hungry when I get home and the wind's in the right direction, life seems very unfair for a few minutes.



As opposed to all the other times that life seems unfair. For several years on the spin.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jaeluni Asjil posted:



Sorry, it's from the S*n.

What is going on in this photo?

a) they picked the young attractive white woman

b) he's meant to be looking like he's really interested in her perspective or whatever but she's clearly laughing which implies it's lighthearted and so his expression seems more like he's super concerned

c) most important what the gently caress is he eating peas with a fork in his right hand? is this a mirrored image?

d) why does she have two drinks?

e) why is this piss fucker the leader of the Labour Party when he's clearly David Cameron wearing a skinsuit made entirey of questionable scrotums?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Tesseraction posted:

What is going on in this photo?

a) they picked the young attractive white woman

b) he's meant to be looking like he's really interested in her perspective or whatever but she's clearly laughing which implies it's lighthearted and so his expression seems more like he's super concerned

c) most important what the gently caress is he eating peas with a fork in his right hand? is this a mirrored image?

d) why does she have two drinks?

e) why is this piss fucker the leader of the Labour Party when he's clearly David Cameron wearing a skinsuit made entirey of questionable scrotums?

Looking at it more closely - almost looks like photoshop. Look at those hands merging into 1.
He's alarmed she's laughing.
She needs two drinks - probably liberally laced with vodka - looks like she's looking at someone else & laughing with the someone else about Der Sturmer.
Put it this way if you had to choose Starmer or Streeting or a firing squad, which would you choose?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

The first two, and have the "camera" be the latter.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Tesseraction posted:

What is going on in this photo?

a) they picked the young attractive white woman

b) he's meant to be looking like he's really interested in her perspective or whatever but she's clearly laughing which implies it's lighthearted and so his expression seems more like he's super concerned

c) most important what the gently caress is he eating peas with a fork in his right hand? is this a mirrored image?

d) why does she have two drinks?

e) why is this piss fucker the leader of the Labour Party when he's clearly David Cameron wearing a skinsuit made entirey of questionable scrotums?

At least for c, it doesn’t look like it’s mirrored, as the seam on the woman’s combat smock would be on the wrong side if you flipped the image. Maybe Starmer prefers American table manners?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Having thought about it, I eat peas using my right hand. But I'm more likely to use a spoon than a fork unless I'm in polite company.

:guillotine:

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
The fork goes in the right hand

There I said it

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


If you're using a fork without a knife you can use your right hand imo

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
I will vote for the party who's leader openly mocks and disrespects a troop, gently caress those guys.

Sir Sidney Poitier
Aug 14, 2006

My favourite actor


keep punching joe posted:

I will vote for the party who's leader openly mocks and disrespects a troop, gently caress those guys.

Support are troops

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
The only cool thing Trump ever did was call the military dead suckers and losers.

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Microplastics posted:

The fork goes in the right hand

There I said it

This guy knows it.

Seriously if you're right handed and you're not eating with a knife, you have the fork in the right hand. So why is it that when a knife is involved everything switches?

I got so much poo poo as a kid for having the fork in the right hand but I never relented. It just felt wrong to use my left.

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

I'm not alone! ⬆

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
There are many of us

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Fork is photoshopped in, Keir Starmer eats his peas by hand, individually.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Microplastics posted:

The fork goes in the right hand

There I said it

:agreed:

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
How middle class do you have to be to care what hand someone holds a fork in?

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/johnredwood/status/1670295249564975105?s=46&t=m_nNbkNoHG4lLitcpyHReg

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think a lot of older people probably had it beaten into them at school and decided they would do the same to their children.

Isomermaid
Dec 3, 2019

Swish swish, like a fish
Etiquette as social shibboleth is entirely middle class.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't think it actually matters but I do get the impression from my extremely not middle class grandmother that it was just the kind of thing they inflicted on the normal kids at school back in the day in order to try and "civilize" them.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!


How this man thinks water companies make water

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

The dancing female Tory in that partygate video still hasn't been publicly ID'd. Now I'm really curious to find out who she's related to.

Someone is trying to identify them in this thread: https://twitter.com/Brexit_Mistake/status/1670182353237336066

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
I'd like to update my post after the recent conversation.

The fork goes in the right hand AND the knife goes in the left hand

THERE I SAID IT

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Imagine the reaction this would’ve had from someone close to Corbyn.

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1669993655661125632?s=46&t=lz1DjwUk2vgFTdWPPaLwfA

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
he has, however, not deleted this one
https://twitter.com/PhilipJCollins1/status/1669986345010200578?s=20

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Microplastics posted:

I'd like to update my post after the recent conversation.

The fork goes in the right hand AND the knife goes in the left hand

THERE I SAID IT

:same:

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

Hidden amongst the many replies of people naming everyone 'oval office' was this reply:

https://twitter.com/mwrddrwg/status/1670340435460382723

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...bbying-row.html

quote:

Senior aide working on Boris Johnson's successful Tory leadership campaign 'was being paid by steel tycoon Sanjeev Gupta at the same time'
Malin Bogue was director of special projects for the 2019 leadership campaign
At the same time she was working for Sangeev Gupta's Gupta Family Group
The empire includes Liberty Steel, Britain's third-largest steel producer
GFG says that Ms Bogue was on gardening leave and therefore free to volunteer

https://twitter.com/WriterJackWhite/status/1549032831405670400

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 10:18 on Jun 18, 2023

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
Number 11 is the billionaire who married my teenage self's Neighbours crush Holly Valance. Seeing her hanging out with Trump put the final nail in that.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Pablo Bluth posted:

Number 11 is the billionaire who married my teenage self's Neighbours crush Holly Valance. Seeing her hanging out with Trump put the final nail in that.

wtf

:stare:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
My mother (her parents were a foundry worker and a seamstress in a sewing workshop) had an overwhelming obsession with ELBOWS on the table. And if you put your elbows on the table, you would get a disapproving look etched on her face, "elbows" comment, and she would wriggle herself very upright in her seat.

God knows where she picked it up from because my nan used to cook food for people like a cafe - ask aperson what they wanted out of what was available and cook it, then ask the next one and cook theirs.


Elbows, Nigel, Elbows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxWf9vIQJm4

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
Typically, the knife goes in the dominant hand as it does the 'hard' work of cutting the food. The fork is just there to hold the food in place and then direct it towards the mouth afterwards.

Or you could just use your hands/fingers to shovel food directly into your gob and let your teeth do any cutting required.

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
It's worse than I remembered; Trump and Farage.

https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1512433356893528070

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Flick nooo.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1670367307682422784

His dad can't bare to look at him, and his mum seems to have nothing but disappointment in her eyes. Rishi looks over enthusiastic in his tone deaf ways....

This is the best photo he had.

Going back to that Malin Bogue woman, I can see why the establishment press have mostly kept her name out of the media so far. It's quite a rabbit hole of connections.

https://twitter.com/WriterJackWhite/status/1549041739570106368

fuctifino fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Jun 18, 2023

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

fuctifino posted:

https://twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1670367307682422784

His dad can't bare to look at him, and his mum seems to have nothing but disappointment in her eyes. Rishi looks over enthusiastic in his tone deaf ways....

This is the best photo he had.

Going back to that Malin Bogue woman, I can see why the establishment press have mostly kept her name out of the media so far. It's quite a rabbit hole of connections.

https://twitter.com/WriterJackWhite/status/1549041739570106368

i could easily see the whole thing soon turning into a “russia did it” conspiracy by liberals as well as the right if that’s the way things are being construed

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