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freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



































gently caress you.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy


staxophone

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

mystes posted:

Irony (III) oxide

The three genders:

(II)

(II, III)

and

(III)

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I think the "People who dislike Terry are transphobes who are used to misgendering people" was an ill advised joke that stomped the accelerator too hard. But this bit was still the weirdest loving thing this thread ever did with Terry the silly meme shark.

Terry is playing this thread like a fiddle while in jail.

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Jun 18, 2023

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Books were invented closer to our time than to theirs.

Nice try, though.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Platystemon posted:

Books were invented closer to our time than to theirs.

Nice try, though.

Every man still wanted to write a book but none were successful

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.




:sickos:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Grassy Knowles posted:

Every man still wanted to write a book but none were successful

They just got so THICK, y'know?

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Alright, I'm going to need a shark nerd to explain if and how sharks actually gently caress to determine if Terry is actually a rapist or just a creep. Like if they're doing the salmon thing of just filling up the pool with jizz or if they have actual fun parts. I guess they don't bone, but maybe they cartilage?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BonHair posted:

Alright, I'm going to need a shark nerd to explain if and how sharks actually gently caress to determine if Terry is actually a rapist or just a creep. Like if they're doing the salmon thing of just filling up the pool with jizz or if they have actual fun parts. I guess they don't bone, but maybe they cartilage?

We JUST went over this in the schadenfreude thread.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Sharks practice internal fertilization. The easiest way to tell male and female sharks apart is to look for claspers - modifications of the pelvic fins only found on male sharks and used for mating.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ah, a shonen knife.

Ghislaine of YOSPOS
Apr 19, 2020

Regy Rusty posted:

Sharks practice internal fertilization. The easiest way to tell male and female sharks apart is to look for claspers - modifications of the pelvic fins only found on male sharks and used for mating.

Clasper? I’m afraid we never met

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

Platystemon posted:

The four genders:

(I)

(II)

(II)

and

(I_)

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh loving no

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015


Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Regy Rusty posted:

Sharks practice internal fertilization. The easiest way to tell male and female sharks apart is to look for claspers - modifications of the pelvic fins only found on male sharks and used for mating.

This isn’t true, they’re too smooth and wet so they just slip off of each other.

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
I feel like this is all secondhand goon telephone BS, is there anyone with actual shark-loving experience who can clarify?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Paging forums user dickless to this thread

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I've never hosed a shark

But I'm in a findom relationship with one

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008


I got that Sumertime, Sumertime sadness

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hell Gem

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

This is legitimately why I don't like Terry, I'm 100% serious.

Well yes. That’s why we all don’t like him.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I think the "People who dislike Terry are transphobes who are used to misgendering people" was an ill advised joke that stomped the accelerator too hard. But this bit was still the weirdest loving thing this thread ever did with Terry the silly meme shark.

Terry has demons.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm okay with Terry discourse, but I'm not okay with transphobia. Knock it off.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



I’m actually at work shorthanded and won’t get any break today except this ~five minutes waiting on hold, so I don’t get to experience any of this this year

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

:3:

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rh98l1gCXs1z8ckep.mp4

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

`Nemesis posted:

please just ignore the overdone shark meme

or we could ignore you instead, everybody wins!

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 16:32 on Jun 18, 2023

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



dad jokes for dads day































i love the speech bubble tail going right to the mouth, i don't know why

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART
Those are all excellent and somatically relevant tyvm for your service

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



who knew the kiwi pronunciation was the correct one

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

`Nemesis posted:

please just ignore the overdone shark meme

I think the PC term is "pregnant"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

pegnate

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
pergert

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
preggers

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Lmao. Deeply cursed

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
Gregnag

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


preganté

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


I have a school paper from my second child many years ago in elementary school that says “Make a list of people you admire” and she just listed me right at the top and drew a picture of us together with me super exaggeratedly tall and stooping down to hold her hand. One of my most valuable possessions for sure.

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



bregant

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