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A Luigi board?
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Jun 18, 2023 18:46
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Brognant, when me and the boys get a little mpreg e: I very rarely post but I'm especially proud of this one, hoping maybe a future employer digs this up during screening
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Jun 18, 2023 18:52
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As a nailbiter, this is the main reason I always carry a guitar pick (actually 3 for different tasks). Just a lil tip.
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Jun 18, 2023 19:17
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Jun 18, 2023 19:19
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Pregananant.
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Jun 18, 2023 19:27
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Adam Ant wait what are we doing again
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Jun 18, 2023 19:54
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:🪇 🌶️ ¡Prrrregánte! 🌶️ 🪇
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Jun 18, 2023 19:57
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freeedr posted:I have a school paper from my second child many years ago in elementary school that says “Make a list of people you admire” and she just listed me right at the top and drew a picture of us together with me super exaggeratedly tall and stooping down to hold her hand. One of my most valuable possessions for sure. Don't let your first child forget this, ever
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Jun 18, 2023 19:58
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Gregnant
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Jun 18, 2023 20:01
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It's going to be so great when we're all in the home and just yelling nonsensical meme references at each other all day.
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Jun 18, 2023 20:06
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OwlFancier posted:It's going to be so great when we're all in the home and just yelling nonsensical meme references at each other all day. Oldies station playing "I like to watch" and "Interior crocodile alligator".
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Jun 18, 2023 20:24
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If a wimmen has... starch masks...
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Jun 18, 2023 20:28
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With child.
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Jun 18, 2023 20:36
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if you cut your nails so short that you can't open a keyring or untie a shoelace, you are cutting your nails too short. leave like a millimeter. BonHair posted:As a nailbiter, this is the main reason I always carry a guitar pick (actually 3 for different tasks). Just a lil tip. i bit my nails all the time as a kid, but when i started doing a lot of work in machine shops etc and getting black crud under my nails i realized how gross the practice actually is. try that?
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Jun 18, 2023 20:49
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The trick is to get grit under your nails so biting them hurts.
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Jun 18, 2023 20:56
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Crunchy yet satisfying
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Jun 18, 2023 20:59
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Sagebrush posted:if you cut your nails so short that you can't open a keyring or untie a shoelace, you are cutting your nails too short. leave like a millimeter. 
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Jun 18, 2023 21:13
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The shorter you cut your nails the longer it’ll be before you have to do it again. Go for as short as possible
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Jun 18, 2023 21:17
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It is super gross to cut them right down to the point where they come off the nail bed and it also feels bad and weird. You gotta leave a little.
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Jun 18, 2023 21:20
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Armitag3 posted:The shorter you cut your nails the longer it’ll be before you have to do it again. Go for as short as possible I recommend removing everything beyond the third knuckle. It's just common sense.
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Jun 18, 2023 21:23
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Jun 18, 2023 21:24
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"Municipal punch"
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Jun 18, 2023 21:26
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I bet we get more names for it as it becomes a more limited resource. No reason to hide it rn
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Jun 18, 2023 21:38
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OwlFancier posted:The trick is to get grit under your nails so biting them hurts. Be scratching that butt crack
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Jun 18, 2023 21:39
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remember your ABC's (A)lways (B)e s(C)ratching that butt crack
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Jun 18, 2023 21:48
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Adam’s ale Council pop
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Jun 18, 2023 21:51
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Mainwaring posted:"Municipal punch" In Dutch, 'Gemeentepils' (municipal pilsner) is slang for tapwater.
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Jun 18, 2023 22:20
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Also, sort of in reverse, we call beer “spa yellow”. Referring to Spa (a brand of bottled water) blue or red (flat or sparkling).
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Jun 18, 2023 22:51
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Grassy Knowles posted:I bet we get more names for it as it becomes a more limited resource. No reason to hide it rn Um, the polar ice caps are melting, which means we'll have MORE water in the future, not less. Idiot. This is a joke please don't try to explain climate change to me.
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Jun 18, 2023 23:59
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Sagebrush posted:It is super gross to cut them right down to the point where they come off the nail bed and it also feels bad and weird. You gotta leave a little. When I was in Boy Scouts we visited a navy base and ate in their cafeteria. The sailors sitting next to us had their nails cut so short it seemed like they were halfway back on the nail beds, just these freaky little short nails. I can’t remember how to tie any fancy knots but the image of those disgusting nails will never leave me.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:00
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Elviscat posted:This is a joke please don't try to explain climate change to me. Imagine four balls on the edge of an ice cube.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:09
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Sagebrush posted:if you cut your nails so short that you can't open a keyring or untie a shoelace, you are cutting your nails too short. leave like a millimeter. That's some always wash your rice/never put your cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher/don't wash your rear end nerd goober poo poo.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:24
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If your nails are long enough you can scrape your bunghole clean with them and then just shake off the anal detritus.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:26
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Glue the three seashells to your fingernails.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:28
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That's some always wash your rice/never put your cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher/don't wash your rear end nerd goober poo poo. There was a tweet shared here recently where a guy said something along the lines of “Isn’t it frustrating when your chair smells like poo poo after you use it a few times” and then people of course started dogpiling on him and then one reply was like “you guys can pretend but we all know he’s right” and that guy got dogpiled too. It was mind-boggling.
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Jun 19, 2023 00:30
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That's some always wash your rice/never put your cast-iron skillet in the dishwasher/don't wash your rear end nerd goober poo poo. One of these things is not like the others 
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Jun 19, 2023 00:31
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Huh. I keep my nails short so that I can play guitar, otherwise they get in the way of fretting notes... BonHair posted:As a nailbiter, this is the main reason I always carry a guitar pick (actually 3 for different tasks). Just a lil tip.  motherFUCKER!
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Jun 19, 2023 01:25
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Hyperlynx posted:Huh. I keep my nails short so that I can play guitar, otherwise they get in the way of fretting notes... I can’t fret my banjo cleanly unless my nails have been trimmed as short as comfortably possible in the last three days
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Jun 19, 2023 01:37
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