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ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

zetamind2000 posted:

Thg hrastaing's a good hair type

But what's the best HAXTY GRRON for THAIN OF WAX A WHALY?

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!
new thread title

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


AI Artist Creates Satanic Panic About Hobby Lobby

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mewB6PS6gZE

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tombot posted:

Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

And then we need something to destroy that poo poo completely.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Tombot posted:

Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

That's basically what the steamed hams channel is already

IShallRiseAgain
Sep 12, 2008

Well ain't that precious?

Tombot posted:

Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

I already made that lol. https://github.com/IShallRiseAgain/AIStoryGen. fun little experiment, but it will probably be a long time before AI text gen gets good enough to make something that is even a half-decent episode of a TV show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bit785buY

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lmao dipshit star trek

nicely done

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I did some research on my own and I found something close to what I was thinking of:
https://twitch.tv/howisitmanifested

An endless procedural documentary of made-up nonsense.

I found it and a whole bunch more from this reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Artificial...nt=share_button

Tombot has a new favorite as of 22:05 on Jun 18, 2023

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:

IShallRiseAgain posted:

I already made that lol. https://github.com/IShallRiseAgain/AIStoryGen. fun little experiment, but it will probably be a long time before AI text gen gets good enough to make something that is even a half-decent episode of a TV show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46bit785buY

lol that's pretty good

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Tombot posted:

I did some research on my own and I found something close to what I was thinking of:
https://twitch.tv/howisitmanifested

An endless procedural documentary of made-up nonsense.

I found it and a whole bunch more from this reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Artificial...nt=share_button

That's by a goon lol

They posted about it in the GBS AI art thread

/e:

Lucid Dream posted:

I made an infinite How It's Made ripoff with a questionable image diffusion API:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu6VJhFHueE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbpeedkuEnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQJtY7EhmaA

It would be cool to have procedurally generated music too but I don't know how to do that.

stringless has a new favorite as of 22:35 on Jun 18, 2023

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Tombot posted:

I did some research on my own and I found something close to what I was thinking of:
https://twitch.tv/howisitmanifested

An endless procedural documentary of made-up nonsense.

I found it and a whole bunch more from this reddit post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Artificial...nt=share_button

Why is it an anime?

Tombot
Oct 21, 2008
I gotta say I'm genuinely impressed, I just wonder how far this can go? A lot of the other AI streams in the list I found on reddit closed down not long after that post was made so I never got to see much of it, I guess a lot of them get pretty expensive to run for long periods.

Also, speaking of Star Trek, I did find this one that's kinda in line with that:

https://twitch.tv/raycreationstv

It's like Star Trek except with an original IP and all in 3D, same kinda made-up stories.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Tombot posted:

Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

This was the pitch for the infinite seinfeld twitch channel, the guys that ran it thought they would be the next netflix

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!

zetamind2000 posted:

This was the pitch for the infinite seinfeld twitch channel, the guys that ran it thought they would be the next netflix

It had me pretty transfixed until they changed it.

AI Seinfeld was one of those Moments. That time the Internet showed me something new again.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

credburn posted:

It had me pretty transfixed until they changed it.

AI Seinfeld was one of those Moments. That time the Internet showed me something new again.

There was a strange beauty to watching jerry stand at the mic for ten minutes before saying "now how about some jokes"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1669472149352902657

https://twitter.com/weirddalle/status/1669472164301402113

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


Wes Anderson's The Simpsons

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/rainisto/status/1673798683169570817

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


Looking forward to learning in a few years that the CIA quit waterboarding people in favor of just dosing them with acid and making them watch this stuff for a few hours

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
AI has opened up a portal to the Event Horizon dimension but it's just horrible standup rather than torture hell.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 59 minutes!

They're so young :(

\/\/ what happened to the steamed hams ai thing? It now has motion blur and everything kind of somehow looks worse but not in a good way? \/\/

credburn has a new favorite as of 13:25 on Jun 30, 2023

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

https://clips.twitch.tv/SmoggyCooperativeGarlicBCWarrior-e1LCp_rE0bGXhhHL

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


This is old enough to be classic rock

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Tombot posted:

Completely AI generated TV is almost here, all of the pieces are there they just need to be put into place. They could use something like ChatGPT to write the scripts, text to video to make the visuals and voice synthesis to make the voices. After that all we need is something to assemble all of these together and you could probably make a whole channel out of it.

It's probably here right now if you don't mind the result being Xavier Renegade Angel

d0grent
Dec 5, 2004

Blue Footed Booby posted:

It's probably here right now if you don't mind the result being Xavier Renegade Angel

I could only wish for AI generated garbage to be as good as that show

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/chrissteinplays/status/1679237868328189952?s=20

MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


https://i.imgur.com/pXyQYwU.mp4

been messing with SD a lot after work.
it could be going worse.







i apologize for that being a ton of pictures. i hadn't posted in this thread in a while.
those are in order of Most Recent primary merger to oldest.

the gif this started out with is from:
https://github.com/DN6/giffusion
it's pretty neat if you haven't messed around with it.

edit: that's jefferson in the last one in the third row.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/QuinnyPig/status/1679194515247362050

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
The replies have the actual list:

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
They made the drat AI woke!!!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ronawang/status/1679867848741765122

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Retell Cinderella, but every character is extremely stupid.

Once upon a time in a land far, far away, there lived a young woman named Cinderella. Now, Cinderella wasn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier. In fact, she was extremely stupid. But what she lacked in brains, she made up for in her sunny disposition.

Cinderella lived with her wicked stepmother, who was even dumber than she was, and her two equally dim-witted stepsisters, Anastasia and Drizella. They all lived together in a big, fancy house, which they managed to maintain only because the housekeeper was even more foolish than they were.

One day, a royal invitation arrived at their door. The king was throwing a grand ball, and every eligible maiden in the kingdom was invited. Cinderella's stepmother, who had no clue about social etiquette, read the invitation and said, "What's a ball? Can we play with it?"

The stepsisters, being just as dense, chimed in, "Yeah, can we kick it around?"

Cinderella, ever hopeful, said, "No, silly. A ball is a big party with dancing and beautiful dresses. We have to go!"

So, the stepmother and stepsisters agreed to attend the ball. But since they couldn't think for themselves, they relied on Cinderella to figure out how to prepare for the event.

Cinderella's first task was to find something to wear. She rummaged through her stepmother's wardrobe, only to find clothes that were two sizes too big and had a distinct odor. Undeterred, Cinderella decided to make her own dress.

With no sewing skills whatsoever, Cinderella gathered a bunch of rags and used a stapler to attach them to each other. She proudly presented her creation to her stepmother, who, being just as oblivious, exclaimed, "Oh, my dear, you look fabulous!"

The day of the ball arrived, and Cinderella's stepmother and stepsisters left for the palace, leaving poor Cinderella behind. Cinderella, being unable to understand basic concepts of time, didn't realize she had to leave as well.

But then, something miraculous happened. A fairy godmother, who was also a bit of an airhead, appeared out of thin air. She asked Cinderella why she was crying.

"I wanted to go to the ball, but I forgot to leave," Cinderella sobbed.

The fairy godmother, without a moment's hesitation, said, "Don't worry, my dear. I'll help you get there!"

Using her limited magical abilities, the fairy godmother transformed a pumpkin into a carriage, mice into horses, and Cinderella's torn rags into a gown that looked suspiciously like a bedsheet with a few glittery stickers.

Cinderella, overjoyed by her fairy godmother's "magic," hopped into the carriage and set off for the palace. But because the fairy godmother was terrible with directions, she accidentally sent Cinderella to the neighboring farm instead.

Confused but undeterred, Cinderella stumbled her way into the farm's barn, where the farm animals stared at her in bewilderment. A rooster, mistaking her for a scarecrow, tried to perch on her shoulder.

Meanwhile, back at the ball, the prince was waiting for the "mystery maiden" he had seen from afar. He had been mesmerized by her awkward dance moves and her ability to trip over her own feet. He declared that he would marry the girl who could fit into the glass slipper she left behind.

Cinderella, unaware of the prince's search, finally made her way to the palace after escaping the farm. As luck would have it, the prince's royal servant, who had a terrible vision impairment, mistook her for the mystery maiden and forced the glass slipper onto Cinderella's swollen foot.

Despite the slipper being three sizes too small, Cinderella managed to squeeze her foot into it with a painful grunt. The servant, not noticing the discomfort on Cinderella's face, exclaimed, "We found her! The mystery maiden!"

The prince, equally dense, didn't question why the slipper looked like it was about to burst. He immediately declared Cinderella as his bride-to-be.

And so, Cinderella, the dimmest of them all, married the prince, who was just as clueless as she was. They lived happily ever after in the palace, surrounded by their equally unintelligent subjects.

The end.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Another fun way to do these:

retell the rooftop scene from The Matrix except the actors are incredibly drunk.

quote:

INT. ROOFTOP - NIGHT

Neo (Keanu Reeves) and Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss), incredibly drunk, stumble onto the rooftop. Neo nearly trips over his own legs as he walks clumsily towards the edge of the roof.

NEO
"Okay... okay... so I gotta... uh... dodge bullets, right?"

He sets up, though it's more of a wobbly lean.

Suddenly, the ominous “Mr. Agent Guy” (A name Trinity gave the villain after several shots) arrives. He shoots at Neo, who stumbles back more from intoxication than actually dodging bullets.

Bullets zing past him, practically a breeze blowing past a drunken man. Neo guffaws, pointing and poking fun.

NEO
"Did I just-- did I just dodge those!?"

Trinity, wobbling to her feet on the other side of the rooftop, shouts at Neo, slurring her words.

TRINITY
"Nooooooooo... Neo! Yew're supposed t'... t'... t'use the Force! Wait... wrong movie... Y'know what I mean, dammit!"

Meanwhile, Mr. Agent Guy, equally intoxicated, squints, swaying as his aim falters back and forth. He launches again just as Neo drunkenly leans too far forward and starts to fall in bullet-time slow-motion.

The bullets pass him harmlessly, hitting what might have been a pigeon behind him. Trinity watches, her eyes wide.

TRINITY
"Wow... that's... you're good at this... dodging thing... Even drunk..."

Meanwhile, Neo lands on his back, laughing uproariously.

NEO
"I'm the chosen... hic... hic... one..."

As he finally gets up, the scene dissolves into a bout of uncontrollable laughter that even Mr. Agent Guy can't resist joining in. What originally was an intense standoff now turned into a rowdy, drunken rooftop party. The fearful scene of The Matrix is forgotten as hilarity ensues.

Clarified the scene I meant:

quote:

INT. ROOFTOP - NIGHT

Morpheus, heavily intoxicated, stumbles around the rooftop, waving his hands in the air like a wild conductor.

MORPHEUS
(pointing to the building)
Neo, you see that building there, don’t ya, mate?

Neo, also very drunk, squints and nods thrice as fast as a normal person would.

MORPHEUS
(in a slurred speech)
I'm telling ya, I've done this a million times after a few pints... just... look, ya just gotta jump!

Morpheus makes an attempt to demonstrate, wobbling in place as if he's about to execute a hop. Neo raises his eyebrows, extremely skeptical.

MORPHEUS
(rambling)
The Matrix is..System...blah...blah... You know what...Never mind, just... jump over to that building.

Neo, swaying slightly in the wind, looks at the enormous gap between buildings.

NEO
(utterly drunkenly)
But... That's like, really far man. I can't even... wait, is there two of those now?

Morpheus attempts to reassure him, tripping over his own words as easily as he is over his own feet.

MORPHEUS
(slurring and gesturing wildly)
Nonsense. All in the mind! Like... like a glitch... hiccup... you know... in the Matrix? Just... just jump!

NEO
(gulping)
Dude, you are... like, you're pretty wrecked, ya know?

But before he can continue, Morpheus is already making a running... well, stumbling start, and with a great, drunken whoop, he leaps - and falls straight down to the lower level, landing with a massive CRASH.

Neo looks on, horrified, then down at his drink.

NEO
(mumbling)
Maybe I'll take the blue pill next time...

And as he steps back, muttering about the incompetence of drunken mentors, we FADE OUT.

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Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I :love: British Morpheus

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

FFT posted:

Another fun way to do these:

retell the rooftop scene from The Matrix except the actors are incredibly drunk.

Clarified the scene I meant:

This is basically matrix 4 but it's advanced age causing the slurring and stumbling

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

FFT posted:

(A name Trinity gave the villain after several shots)
:laffo:

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MLK Ultra
Mar 9, 2021


i'm pretty sure i have my local runs of text gen / SD working almost in tandem now.
--

Excerpt from "Wanderlust: Tales from the Culinary Frontier" by Anthony Bourdain:

Chapter 7: Snowfall Serenade

Location: Geirangerfjord, Norway

The Norwegian winter had enveloped Geirangerfjord in a frosty embrace. As I sat in a bubbling hot tub, steam swirling around me, I marveled at the audacity of nature. Here I was, surrounded by a panorama of snow-covered mountains, their peaks seemingly piercing the heavens above. The air was crisp, laced with the scent of pine and a hint of distant woodsmoke. It was a place where the ethereal beauty of the landscape demanded my complete surrender.

Snowflakes danced in the evening air, falling gently upon my face, as if nature herself was conducting a private serenade just for me. The silence was deafening, broken only by the distant rush of waterfalls that cascaded down the fjord's cliffs, their crystalline torrents frozen in time.

I leaned back in the warm embrace of the hot tub, closing my eyes for a moment, allowing the sounds and sensations to wash over me. It was in moments like these that I felt the weight of the world lift from my shoulders. The chaos of my culinary adventures, the endless pursuit of flavors and cultures, all faded into insignificance against the backdrop of this majestic Norwegian fjord.

In this icy sanctuary, I reflected on the simple pleasures of life. The warmth of the water against my skin, the crackling of the fire nearby, and the symphony of silence that resonated through the air. I imagined the Vikings who once roamed these lands, their fierce spirits tempered by the unforgiving winters. How did they find solace in the face of such harsh conditions? Perhaps they, too, sought refuge in the embrace of hot water and the breathtaking beauty of their homeland.

As the stars emerged one by one, piercing the indigo canvas above, I couldn't help but feel a profound sense of gratitude. Gratitude for the opportunity to traverse this magnificent planet, to witness its wonders firsthand, and to share these experiences with others. The world was a vast tapestry of cultures, flavors, and stories, and I was just a humble traveler, forever in awe of its secrets.

The snow continued to fall, transforming the world into a pristine white wonderland. It settled on my eyelashes and melted against my skin, an ephemeral reminder of the transient nature of existence. It was a reminder to savor each moment, to revel in the beauty that surrounded us, and to be present in every step of our journey.

In that snowy haven, in the heart of Geirangerfjord, Norway, I found a fleeting moment of stillness. I embraced the solitude, the sheer magnificence of the natural world, and I was reminded that there was so much more to explore, to taste, and to discover.

With a sense of renewed purpose, I rose from the hot tub, the chill of the air a stark contrast against the warmth that had cocooned me. As I stepped out onto the snow-covered ground, my boots crunching beneath me, I couldn't help but smile. The world was calling, and there was so much more to see.

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