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Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
I refuse to believe Goff is actually good good, I still haven't forgiven him for throwing the ball away on 4th down.

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I refuse to believe Goff is actually good good, I still haven't forgiven him for throwing the ball away on 4th down.

I don’t think anyone actually believes that

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

I refuse to believe Goff is actually good good, I still haven't forgiven him for throwing the ball away on 4th down.

Goff is struggling a bit against the new Top 5 in the NFL Lions defense.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pontius Pilate posted:

I don’t think anyone actually believes that

Two things can simultaneously be true:

Jared Goff isn't good-good
If Jared Goff gets at least 7 more wins on the team he's a top-10 Lions starting QB all time wins-wise https://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/det/career-passing.htm

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Jared Goff is better than I imagined he could be. He had a really solid year.

Need to see it again though as part of me still expects the wheels to fall off, but they'd probably just run the ball.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Here's why the Jordan Love father's day thing didn't make sense:

https://twitter.com/jordan3love/status/1670814217950093317

He was just doing a nice thing for a Bears fan and people decided to take it completely out of context.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Lemme be clear, here.

I think Ben Johnson is good-good. And I think Jared Goff is capable of piloting Ben Johnson's offense.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

Parallelwoody posted:

"Why Kerby Joseph will regress in 2023 now that Aaron Rodgers is out of Green Bay"

Ok that's really funny though.

If you dabble in online chess, the chess.com app has a bunch of bots set at different skill levels, and have deals with a bunch of streamers, athletes, etc to use their name & likeness for a bot.

Anyways, here's the over-the-board smack talk you receive when Chidobe Awuzie (Cin CB) checkmates you:




Edit: Can someone please remind me the context of "TO HELL WITH THE SUN", tyvm

Edit #2: Thanks for linking that Bad Bears Bracket podcast, the whole thing is entertaining.

The Host: "John Fox was the Dick Jauron, to Mark Trestman's Dave Wannstedt, which is a very Bears sentence"
Another Guy: "...jesus christ"

kalensc fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 19, 2023

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Hot Diggity! posted:

Here's why the Jordan Love father's day thing didn't make sense:

https://twitter.com/jordan3love/status/1670814217950093317

He was just doing a nice thing for a Bears fan and people decided to take it completely out of context.

Well at least Love is a nice guy. The last two qbs GB had were insufferable assholes.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

I'd love to see how well Goff and Kirk would do with the Bears' O-Line and targets the last couple years.

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


I would absolutely not like to see that. Wouldn't mind seeing fields behind Detroit's oline tho.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Justin Fields behind the Detroit O-line would be a monster. I'm talking 2500 yards passing easily, maybe even cracking 3000 if everything breaks the right way.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Justin Fields with the option to run or sling it to Jamo, though.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
We need a new thread title.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

humpthewind posted:

We need a new thread title.

You Goff, but my Cousin Loves the Field

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

humpthewind posted:

We need a new thread title.

les ours sont mon papa

It’ll still be funny in a week for sure

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

HootTheOwl posted:

You Goff, but my Cousin Loves the Field

Field Cousin Love? GOFF!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Infinite Sadness In Infinite Combinations

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



NFC North: We're all confident in these lovely teams.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1670915631258927105

which one of you degenerates are betting on the Bears to win the Superbowl lmao

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/ChiSportUpdates/status/1670915631258927105

which one of you degenerates are betting on the Bears to win the Superbowl lmao

I absolutely made a $0.45 bet on this. I win a cool $27.45 if they win.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


da bears

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Skol Vikings, imo

KDdidit
Mar 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

kalensc posted:

Edit: Can someone please remind me the context of "TO HELL WITH THE SUN", tyvm

I think Lovie after a bad loss said the sun will still come up tomorrow and Ed O’Bradovich wasn’t having any of it on the post game show.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

KDdidit posted:

I think Lovie after a bad loss said the sun will still come up tomorrow and Ed O’Bradovich wasn’t having any of it on the post game show.

Lmao okay now I remember someone shared that in here like a decade ago, thanks.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SirPablo posted:

Kirk is the best right now, but he's maxed out and could easily be surpassed.

Ultimately it's like asking which of these dainty mayflies is the oldest. They all die within 2 days anyway.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



forkboy84 posted:

Ultimately it's like asking which of these dainty mayflies is the oldest. They all die within 2 days anyway.

My mayfly ain't loving dainty!

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

kalensc posted:

Lmao okay now I remember someone shared that in here like a decade ago, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwj5R1JUT8&t=415s timestamped @ 6:50

Doug and OB postgames were therapeutic and way more entertaining than watching the team most weeks

DOUG! DOUG! DOUG! THEY CAN'T RUN THE drat BALL!

trevorreznik
Apr 22, 2023

GNU Order posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwj5R1JUT8&t=415s timestamped @ 6:50

Doug and OB postgames were therapeutic and way more entertaining than watching the team most weeks

DOUG! DOUG! DOUG! THEY CAN'T RUN THE drat BALL!

I couldn't remember the game but due to this found it

https://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/200911290min.htm
537 yards for favre and vikes vs 169 for cutler bears. two yards in the second half.

https://www.espn.co.uk/chicago/columns/story?columnist=isaacson_melissa&id=4699232

trevorreznik fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Jun 20, 2023

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

GNU Order posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odwj5R1JUT8&t=415s timestamped @ 6:50

Doug and OB postgames were therapeutic and way more entertaining than watching the team most weeks

DOUG! DOUG! DOUG! THEY CAN'T RUN THE drat BALL!

This is amazing. These two guys agree with each other so hard that they're on the verge of beating the poo poo out of each other over it

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

humpthewind posted:

Field Cousin Love? GOFF!

I'm sorry, did you just say "Goff?"

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Nothing beats "You named your daughter 'Halas'?"moment.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

HootTheOwl posted:

I'm sorry, did you just say "Goff?"

Cousin Field Love? Fuggoff.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

HootTheOwl posted:

I'm sorry, did you just say "Goff?"

My son is also named Goff

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Doug and OB were trying with all their might to not be racist every time they said Brandon Manumaleuna

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


The Lions dropped their alternate helmets:

https://twitter.com/Lions/status/1671548782738132994

Hood ornament logo is cool! On an all-blue helmet is...less cool.

e: apparently they're only going to wear them with the grey colour rush uniforms, maybe the analytics team discovered you're harder to tackle if you're the worst-looking team in the league

tinstaach fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jun 21, 2023

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



That looks cool as hell

Comfortador
Jul 31, 2003

Just give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have.

Wait...wait.

I worry what you just heard was...
"Give me a lot of b4con_n_3ggs."

What I said was...
"Give me all the 3ggs_n_b4con you have"

...Do you understand?
I'm going to look for the post, but it's literally what I was asking for.

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

tinstaach posted:

maybe the analytics team discovered you're harder to tackle if you're the worst-looking team in the league

Yet another failure from the lions, making their team easy as hell to tackle.

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