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Not even to 3000 yet?
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Jun 19, 2023 03:04
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fartknocker posted:https://twitter.com/contextdogs/status/1670448757115060226?t=evjtmKes9IesNSmewPe4Ew&s=19 
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Jun 19, 2023 03:05
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neato burrito posted:Not even to 3000 yet? We’re taking our time and doing it right 
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Jun 19, 2023 03:28
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i'm posting with a pro-gremlin agenda
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Jun 19, 2023 04:05
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here have this smash mouth linkin park mashup I made with this site https://rave.dj/B9qlz1Hj0DuaAg
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Jun 19, 2023 04:29
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man I wish ups gave a better delivery estimate than "by 7pm tomorrow" for a package that requires signature guess I'm sleeping by the front door tonight so I can catch the sneaky UPS guy when he tries to put a note on the door claiming he knocked but no one answered
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Jun 19, 2023 05:23
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Awww yeah, SAP is down meaning we can’t do loving poo poo at work this morning as the emails pile up higher and higher and also my backup person had car trouble and may not make it in today happy loving Monday 
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Jun 19, 2023 12:58
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fartknocker posted:Awww yeah, SAP is down meaning we can’t do loving poo poo at work this morning as the emails pile up higher and higher and also my backup person had car trouble and may not make it in today happy loving Monday 
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Jun 19, 2023 13:40
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I wish. Since we can’t do 90% of our jobs, a few of us were talking for a minute or two at our desks. Two of us aren’t even in the main phone queues anyway, just specialty stuff, and we’re not getting a lot of calls in anyway. That didn’t stop out rear end in a top hat manager, who we’ve taken to calling Mrs. Puff in private, from coming over and claiming we weren’t in the phone system and missing calls and poo poo. I wandered over to my desk, saw I was logged in, hadn’t missed any calls, and confirmed my ring volume was loud enough to have heard it anyway. I’ve spent the last hour just playing Candy Crush. Meanwhile the emails keep piling up, but I can’t do poo poo or leave notes where they need to be, so gently caress it.
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Jun 19, 2023 14:35
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We had the nicest cool rainy spring and all the sudden today its supposed to get up to 92 freedom units (33C) Wtf, I am not ready 
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Jun 19, 2023 15:12
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fartknocker posted:so gently caress it. A good Monday attitude 
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Jun 19, 2023 15:19
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3 day weekend bby just chillin
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Jun 19, 2023 15:22
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DorkusMalorkus posted:A good Monday attitude It’s also my attitude on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
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Jun 19, 2023 15:24
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Got back from big vacation, counting the days until my next mini vacation in three weeks.
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Jun 19, 2023 15:38
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neato burrito posted:Got back from big vacation, counting the days until my next mini vacation in three weeks. what was the vacation and did you pet any cool local animals 
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Jun 19, 2023 15:42
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Also take your 5KPT pals with you next time we all need a vacation and cool animal interactions tyvm
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Jun 19, 2023 15:47
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fartknocker posted:Also take your 5KPT pals with you next time we all need a vacation and cool animal interactions tyvm i go on vacation next saturday  i am not staying at the place with the cool sheep though 
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Jun 19, 2023 15:52
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Ruby Gloom posted:what was the vacation and did you pet any cool local animals Took the kids to Great Wolf Lodge in Colorado Springs. Also visited my brother for the first time at his place since he moved in 2018. He recently adopted a 15 year old dog named Jack Nicholson; who "couldn't make it up the stairs" due to age. Well that was a loving lie, because once his loud rear end country cousins come to visit, he's able to make it up the stairs and hide under a bed he'd never been to before. This led to frantic 45 minute search for the dog with kids crying and neighbors being asked and everything. We also went to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo (loving awesome, best zoo I've been to) and Garden of the Gods. Very generic tourist stuff but it was a very good time 
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Jun 19, 2023 16:39
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neato burrito posted:
I used to live in Pueblo, southern colorado has some amazing stuff. Cheyenne mountain zoo is pretty much my favorite zoo I've ever visited too! Garden of the Gods is lovely but I probably haven't been there since I was a little kid. My family is still visiting and I bet the niblings would find it boring but now that you reminded me of it, I might try drag them there for a hike at some point.
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Jun 19, 2023 19:10
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Hello 5kpt, I am back from 2 weeks of being in Nashville (read Cool Springs Franklin) and can confirm it sucks to work.
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Jun 19, 2023 19:53
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Hello 5kpt, I am back from 2 weeks of being in Nashville (read Cool Springs Franklin) and can confirm it sucks to work. can you confirm how much rootin' and/or tootin' you did there
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Jun 19, 2023 19:59
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these vacations sound fun, i am trying to dodge some terribly planned camping trips (think more time driving in a car than hiking and also having jack poo poo to do at the camp site when you dont climb/mountaineer) for some less painful ones. dont mind campin once I am their but the entire spending 12-24 hours in a car on my limited time off for like 12 hours of recreation isn't my idea of a trip. Need to get my rear end to a beach!
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Jun 19, 2023 20:02
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Ruby Gloom posted:can you confirm how much rootin' and/or tootin' you did there There was a decidedly low rootin' and/or tootin', only one single instance of down home country tussling that had me smiling like a mule eating briers was at a distillery but then they wanted $50 for a tour which is essentially looking at wooden barrels which made me madder than a wet hen. I saw some Confederate battle flags around and lots of gun ranges. I mostly stayed in my room or had dinner at select restaurants with like-minded colleagues.
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Jun 19, 2023 20:26
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last night I slept in the living room with the window open despite it being pretty cold because I wanted to catch the ups person and not get one of those bullshit "no one was home" notices on my door it was a good loving thing I did because I woke up to the sound of the UPS guy banging on my neighbor's door, and I ran out there and was like "hey, is that for #" and the guy was like "yeah" and I said "you're at the wrong house, that's my address" then he came over and instead of just giving me the box he dropped it in the mud and was like "I SIGNED FOR YOU" just the worst ups guy
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Jun 19, 2023 20:59
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:There was a decidedly low rootin' and/or tootin', only one single instance of down home country tussling that had me smiling like a mule eating briers was at a distillery but then they wanted $50 for a tour which is essentially looking at wooden barrels which made me madder than a wet hen. you didnt have a baloney sandwich at a honkey tonk at 2 am and then have later sever intestinal distress? missing the best parts of white people las vegas
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Jun 19, 2023 21:02
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TIP posted:last night I slept in the living room with the window open despite it being pretty cold because I wanted to catch the ups person and not get one of those bullshit "no one was home" notices on my door Don’t they have some way on their website to file a complaint? That’s some bullshit.
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Jun 19, 2023 21:06
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I don't think it was malicious, I think he's just an oblivious moron probably better that he keeps his job at UPS so he doesn't get a job delivering organs or preparing food
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Jun 19, 2023 21:43
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TIP posted:I don't think it was malicious, I think he's just an oblivious moron he's mad you didn't let him meet ash and take a picture so it can be posted on UPS Dogs on facebook where middle aged wine moms would thirst post about him you ruined that poor mans day
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Jun 19, 2023 21:46
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Also the UPS guy just doesn’t like Keanu Reeves
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Jun 19, 2023 21:48
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:There was a decidedly low rootin' and/or tootin', only one single instance of down home country tussling that had me smiling like a mule eating briers was at a distillery but then they wanted $50 for a tour which is essentially looking at wooden barrels which made me madder than a wet hen. Im hoping next time I visit Nashville Garth Brooks has his woke honky tonk open
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Jun 19, 2023 21:59
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Im hoping next time I visit Nashville Garth Brooks has his woke honky tonk open his wonky tonk
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Jun 19, 2023 23:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Im hoping next time I visit Nashville Garth Brooks has his woke honky tonk open It was CMAs week, too I forgot to mention that so Nashville proper was out for visiting. I am not a person that likes that sort of thing anymore.
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Jun 20, 2023 00:26
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Ruby Gloom posted:his wonky tonk It is well know Garth Brooks has a wonky badonk
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Jun 20, 2023 00:27
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:It was CMAs week, too I forgot to mention that so Nashville proper was out for visiting. I am not a person that likes that sort of thing anymore. I know it hurt to get snubbed for 'Song of the Year' for two years in a row, but you owe it to your fans to at least show up and pose for some pictures.
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Jun 20, 2023 00:33
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Prof. Crocodile posted:I know it hurt to get snubbed for 'Song of the Year' for two years in a row, but you owe it to your fans to at least show up and pose for some pictures. Tickle My Coin Purse was not received well and in hindsight I can see why, buy you're right I owe it to my fans. Sorry I missed you 😔
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Jun 20, 2023 00:38
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It's raining so hard here there are shrews taking refuge in my basement.
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Jun 20, 2023 01:07
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Tickle My Coin Purse Fuckin love that song
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Jun 20, 2023 01:42
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ReelBigLizard posted:It's raining so hard here there are shrews taking refuge in my basement. SHREW-WATCH 2023 
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Jun 20, 2023 01:52
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ok wait i thought a shrew was like a little weasel, not one of THESE  
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