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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Nothing cursed about it, that's awesome.

Art at it's finest.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Really? You sure? Because I was about to yell at the lady to stop making beheliths.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

https://i.imgur.com/jrQBD5r.mp4

for some reason the first version was shorter

don't know what kind of imgur fuckery happened

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
TBH that's the least disturbing use for those molds

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Yeah. Showing the process in making art is cool sometimes. I guess the final product is sorta cursed.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Toss these babies into the loving pits at the Elton John concert and see what happens.

Or was that another thread? I forget

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

mobby_6kl posted:

TBH that's the least disturbing use for those molds

Yeah I forgot about the finished product at the start and was waiting for it to go some weird places. Glad it didn't.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

lotsa fleshlight fans itt

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I remember the kentucky fried chicken fleshlight.....the most seasoned arousal. Im pretty sure you have to watch some sorta porn that has a person eating a sandwich in it...or like you are watching a dude eating a sandwich while he watches the most boring missionary porn ever with the most average looking people.

The soundtrack is probably something really upbeat and synthwavy though. so it has that going for it.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I always thought Astroglide should do a Cajun style for the holidays.


"Seasoned Greasings!"

:dadjoke:

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Oddhair posted:

When I lived in Colorado Springs in the '80s there were lots of houses built with deck doors that were boarded over and it was up to you how kickin' rad you wanted to get with your deck.

No pics but the horrors the office colleagues do with the espresso machine... drip-ground coffee in the portafilter, half full, with maybe a smidge of espresso and oh, hey, also run the water until it goes clear! De gustibus non disputandum and all but it's seriously gross and "Well, I just like it that way!" is doing all the lifting it's capable of. I'm 100% the coffee I make is better than whatever it is they're doing but just can't be arsed to argue with them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A8W77m-ZTw&t=137s

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


mobby_6kl posted:

TBH that's the least disturbing use for those molds

Boutta make me a literal fleshlight

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




I was hoping they would be super realistic candy lips.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/v.comb.io/cvptAMQW/vyGsmz.mp4

caspergers
Oct 1, 2021

McGavin posted:

What about Eddie the Eagle?

rydiafan posted:

Or how about Eric the Eel?

Or maybe Eric the Half-a-Bee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftomw87g61Y

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004




$6,200 :colbert:

Conan is great, though.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Oddhair posted:



$6,200 :colbert:

Conan is great, though.

I just throw some nescafe granules in my mouth. swish it around with some evan williams. Then I chew up like ten aspirin and swish that around with red bull low sugar (gotta watch ur sugars if you are pulling off a maneuver like this). I blast Bush 16 stone super loud all the way to my job. Do a line of apvp off the dashboard when I park. <BOOM> time to teach fifth graders.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

please sir, no more kitchen stories, you’re scaring the children

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Dick Fontaine posted:

please sir, no more kitchen stories, you’re scaring the children

The children need to know what the real world is like. Just a world full of degenerates shoving nescafe granules down their gullet by the hand full.

It's better they learn sooner rather than later.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

ManBoyChef posted:

I just throw some nescafe granules in my mouth. swish it around with some evan williams. Then I chew up like ten aspirin and swish that around with red bull low sugar (gotta watch ur sugars if you are pulling off a maneuver like this). I blast Bush 16 stone super loud all the way to my job. Do a line of apvp off the dashboard when I park. <BOOM> time to teach fifth graders.
I just pour it on my eyes and let the tears dissolve the granules

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ARamRaC.mp4

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007

Detective Thompson posted:

That report card is from almost 100 years ago, so 'homemaking' and 'citizenship' were definitely pretty common topics. I'm guessing the curse is:

Or at least that's all I could figure.

This was the kind of report card i was getting in elementary school in 1994 and i had mostly the same classes

So ok, zoomer, I'm a loving 100 year old lich and now you have to deal with me

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah I forgot about the finished product at the start and was waiting for it to go some weird places. Glad it didn't.

what do you mean it didnt, shes mass-producing rubber fuckballs

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
fake but whatevs

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/AYmY9TX.mp4

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.




PARK IT!

That's a gaggle of grampys. Why's that one so grumpy?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

If I were him I'd dive into the water!

"He's very slowly getting away!"

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can’t park there mate

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The only thing that can stop a man with a rock is another man with a golf cart.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
That is the most Florida thing I have ever seen

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


Frank Frank posted:

That is the most Florida thing I have ever seen

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


It’s a GTA mission.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Happy Wheels sequel looking good!

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

florida men

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
There has to be something in the water mixed with something in the air that makes Florida habitants insane.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
The water table being so low means industrial & agricultural runoff easily gets into the drinking supply.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Doesn't florida also have some of the highest amount of lead pipes in america still?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Grey Cat posted:

Doesn't florida also have some of the highest amount of lead pipes in america still?

Listen to this anti-business unAmerican mother fucker, trying to take jobs away from good patriotic lead pipe layers :patriot:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Takes No Damage posted:

Listen to this anti-business unAmerican mother fucker, trying to take jobs away from good patriotic lead pipe layers :patriot:

Well I am an anti-lead gay communist so I suppose I'm unMURICAN as they come.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster


dudes rock

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Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I like that the other guy knows to stay back because there's a tactical golf cart inbound

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