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enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
just let them fight; kids being kids!

funniest part is the weave sitting on the floor between them like a trampled dog

edit: good snipe, real loving nice.

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Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
they started the fight, he finished it :killdozer:

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
That happened to me once but I wasn't fighting and my gym teacher was just showing off by knocking me down in front of everyone in the shower.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
One of the fun things about these forums is when americans post and you need to work out if the horrific thing they're describing is out of the ordinary for them, or just part of daily life

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I got assaulted by teachers while showering all the time. Even at home. It’s normal and healthy

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

bike tory posted:

what the gently caress?? I hope this dude got fired, jesus christ

if you know of a better way to knock two people on their asses, i'd love to hear it

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

freeedr posted:

I got assaulted by teachers while showering all the time. Even at home. It’s normal and healthy

It's a RIGHT and FREEDOM guaranteed by the constitution. But the Demonrats want to come and take away your crash-tackling shower brutes. How will you defend yourself against smash-tackling bath louts without your trusty crash-tackling shower brute by your side at all times?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/bK01r8r.mp4

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KXFvql2.mp4

https://www.sportszion.com/watch-san-jose-earthquakes-fan-goes-viral-with-bocce-soccer-challenge-at-san-jose-vs-portland-game-ht/

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Tree Bucket posted:

One of the fun things about these forums is when americans post and you need to work out if the horrific thing they're describing is out of the ordinary for them, or just part of daily life

yeah this has got me questioning if this sort of poo poo is just normal for teachers in the US

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Meatgrinder posted:

Saw this without sound on my phone first and was disappointed it wasn't the Charger sound from Left4Dead

I think at this point, I've heard the Terry Crews As Charger mod more than the actual Charger.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

bike tory posted:

yeah this has got me questioning if this sort of poo poo is just normal for teachers in the US

No. The one poster that was appalled and said they hoped the teacher got fired was having a normal opinion. The other poster that then told them to gently caress off has super weird and hosed-up vibes for being mad about that opinion

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
instead of killdozering two kids fighting like that one did, one of my teachers who was like 7 feet tall and muscular just kinda...separated them. like, casually walked up to the two brawling kids, put his arms between them like you'd wedge a crowbar in to pry something apart, and just pushed them apart at arm's reach. they were still swinging at each other until they couldn't reach each other anymore, and then there was that clear moment where they were weighing the pros and cons of swinging at the teacher so they could break free and resume swinging at each other, but deciding against it because he was multiple feet taller than them

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Tree Bucket posted:

One of the fun things about these forums is when americans post and you need to work out if the horrific thing they're describing is out of the ordinary for them, or just part of daily life

no, this gets you fired immediately, especially if it's on tape. Or at least it should. The internet has a ton of "served you right" type people but schools are too risk adverse for that poo poo.

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

There is no way that this is better than the original

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020


Haha superb, thanks for that :)

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
audio
https://i.imgur.com/k3QqUrY.mp4

from this youtube channel, which has tons of incredibly well done stop motion shorts, AND making-ofs for everything!
https://www.youtube.com/@Animist_1

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

In Texas, parents have to submit signed documents to schools in order for their kids to "opt out" of corporal punishment. I teach in a different state and get a little folder with each class that tells me what kid needs an epipen, what kid needs an inhaler, etc but I assume in texas you also get a folder with all the kids you can't hit

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Roctavian posted:

In Texas, parents have to submit signed documents to schools in order for their kids to "opt out" of corporal punishment. I teach in a different state and get a little folder with each class that tells me what kid needs an epipen, what kid needs an inhaler, etc but I assume in texas you also get a folder with all the kids you can't hit

I never heard of this in Texas. When I was a kid in late 70s / early 80s I heard of corporal punishment in a rural school system I didn’t go to, but that was specifically opt-in. The most outrageous thing my kids’ schools in Texas ever did was when a middle school had a rule that pretty much said “if you take out your cell phone in class we will take it up and your parents will have to pay $15 to get it back” which, haha, why the gently caress would they think they have the right to seize property and charge fines

Roctavian
Feb 23, 2011

freeedr posted:

I never heard of this in Texas. When I was a kid in late 70s / early 80s I heard of corporal punishment in a rural school system I didn’t go to, but that was specifically opt-in. The most outrageous thing my kids’ schools in Texas ever did was when a middle school had a rule that pretty much said “if you take out your cell phone in class we will take it up and your parents will have to pay $15 to get it back” which, haha, why the gently caress would they think they have the right to seize property and charge fines

https://texas.public.law/statutes/tex._educ._code_section_37.0011

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
I suppose that's one way to get money into underfunded schools. gently caress your bake sale, I guess.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



Roctavian posted:

In Texas, parents have to submit signed documents to schools in order for their kids to "opt out" of corporal punishment. I teach in a different state and get a little folder with each class that tells me what kid needs an epipen, what kid needs an inhaler, etc but I assume in texas you also get a folder with all the kids you can't hit

I got spanked by the principal in the first 2 weeks kindergarten in Texas. I can't remember exactly why, but I wasn't being violent or anything. I just decided not to follow the rules.

Still every year into highschool they had a big yellow form you had to get filled out that said if the administration could hit you or not.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
sound
https://i.imgur.com/6epOzjZ.mp4

far more effort than I expected

edit: the full source:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7JRvwfHFwo&hd=1

Captain Invictus has a new favorite as of 06:41 on Jun 21, 2023

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Oh. I’ve missed that old chestnut <3

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/zwruyEq.mp4

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Exit,

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/04s7Ve8.gifv

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S
You can tell that’s fake cause he’s not using a PlayStation controller

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
abyss was so legit

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://i.imgur.com/96432c1.mp4

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




Now reverse it

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

LifeSunDeath posted:

abyss was so legit

Which is why Cameron needs to pause playing with his cat people and get a proper HD release. :argh:

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





That’s what only one atmosphere of pressure can do.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/RLcoaz6.mp4

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
man, why they gotta do that to the poor dobsonfly. the jaws are just for show, they can't bite, they look terrifying but are the absolute goofy dorks of the insect world. hopefully they helped it fly away somewhere safely.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



That goes under the OH HELL NO file along with the “harmless” alligator gar

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
no like it's just designed to look scary they are literally incapable of biting you. the "jaws" are essentially just for dick-waving contests to win mates. the females, which have tiny, unassuming jaws and look like a stonefly, are the ones that can take a chunk of flesh out of you with them. the males are the equivalent of someone dressing up in a spooky costume for halloween, they're completely harmless despite how they look

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Captain Invictus posted:

the males are the equivalent of someone dressing up in a spooky costume for halloween

someone?!

As in a human??

THE most dangerous animal??

No fuckin’ thanks man!

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

I don't know, I'm pretty sure I remember getting oneshotted by one in Elden Ring.

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Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Kheldarn posted:

Now reverse it

Headphone warning: there's a loud bang.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/318192064796033034/1121636197492604938/m2-res_360p.mp4

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