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The SS grover
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:26 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 15:10 |
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Binary Logic posted:You left out one of my fave 'billionaire dies by unforced error' headlines: Concerning.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:41 |
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I don’t even get why the Titanic is this amazing mystery people just gotta look at. There are much cooler shipwrecks out there
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:42 |
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It's because of the movie and maybe the Celine Dion song.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:44 |
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Surely you mean the Britney song
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:46 |
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:I'm definitely not going to cry in my beer over idiots who decided to dive into the ocean in a tin can to look at a shipwreck. I wish the media gave half as much of a poo poo for average people who go missing or get into accidents than they do for people with much more money than sense. https://twitter.com/bencoates1/status/1671103274533941249 I was told not to read the replies and will repeat that advice.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:48 |
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It should have been Elon
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:49 |
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kazil posted:Surely you mean the Britney song oops
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:53 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:The SS grover https://twitter.com/JFarmdogg/status/1671036151766061056
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:54 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:I don’t even get why the Titanic is this amazing mystery people just gotta look at. There are much cooler shipwrecks out there Rich fuckers are dilettantes trying to find poo poo to talk about with other barely interested narcissist dabblers, so it needs to be expensive, exclusive, and not require much explanation as to why it makes them cooler than you. What makes an interesting wreck for you?
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:55 |
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Slo-Tek posted:What makes an interesting wreck for you? A ship but also it's underwater.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:57 |
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this thing is way more successful than a goon project, it had several successful voyages and also rid the world of at least one billionaire
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:57 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:The SS grover
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:57 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:A ship but also it's underwater. ok, I got suckered into thinking you might actually know something interesting.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:58 |
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I'm imagining the Succession episode where everyone thinks the dad is dead but then he wakes up in the hospital except with a billionaire wading out of the water on to the beach, shocking everyone of the inheritors that thought he was lost forever
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 15:58 |
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George H.W. oval office posted:I don’t even get why the Titanic is this amazing mystery people just gotta look at. There are much cooler shipwrecks out there It's the Everest of shipwrecks. World famous, and really deep. I don't think it is the deepest but it has that name recognition going for it. So your bragging rights are that much more better than some limp-rear end ship that you can just scuba dive to.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:00 |
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250,000 is .025% of a billion, so if your net worth is a million, it's like you paid 250 dollars to ride a trashcan down to the Titanic. Imagine being that cheap and dumb.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:00 |
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was the swedish guy with a home made submarine that murdered that journalist a goon? I can't remember now.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:02 |
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Someone needs to add a few meters of mountain to K2 to make it the tallest in the world and then we can all sit back and watch as hordes of rich morons perish as they try to climb this notoriously difficult mountain.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:03 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:was the swedish guy with a home made submarine that murdered that journalist a goon? I can't remember now. Danish, I’ll have you know.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:03 |
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Lol it's called the ocean gate hahahahahaha loving lmao
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:13 |
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Perhaps it is the spirit of Musk which is inspiring me, but I think I have a way for us all to get rich. So if each sub is good for 4 dives, and we can get people to pay 250k per dive and we can fit 6 people per dive, that’s 1.5 million per dive, 6 million overall. Let’s assume the per-dive costs are $200,000. So we just need to build the sub itself for $200k and we can split the remaining 5 million amongst the thread The “burial at sea” package (on the 5th dive) should cost at least a million, which should be split 50/50 between the sub pilot’s family (as they will be crushed providing the service) and the thread, so that’s another 500k minimum. Thoughts?
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:13 |
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Titanic is for babies, the Mariana trench is where it's at.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:14 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Someone needs to add a few meters of mountain to K2 to make it the tallest in the world and then we can all sit back and watch as hordes of rich morons perish as they try to climb this notoriously difficult mountain. Easier to bring some explosives to the top of everest and knock it down a notch
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:16 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:was the swedish guy with a home made submarine that murdered that journalist a goon? I can't remember now. iirc there was a goon who briefly worked for that guy and posted about the submarine (before the murder), but the guy himself was not
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:20 |
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https://twitter.com/eyewasbored/status/1670974326768824326?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:20 |
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Rondette posted:It's the Everest of shipwrecks. World famous, and really deep. I don't think it is the deepest but it has that name recognition going for it. a couple decades there was some event where they dragged a piece of the titanic through san francisco on a flatbed truck some reason, on its way to a museum expedition i guess, and it drove right by the window of the office where i was working at the time, so i've just been as close to the ruins of the titanic as most of these rich assholes
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:22 |
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This thing is just a coffin lmao https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1670905995856429056?t=8yOBjMfG7PnGP3IE-P5lcQ&s=19 E: https://twitter.com/burgerkrang/status/1671159594155126784?t=JYLW9bvHCaLD951G-_DCJA&s=19
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:29 |
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big nipples big life posted:I heard on the news this morning that the sub company is contacting anyone who went in the death tube previously to keep their mouth shut. "Out of respect" of course. *extremely New York mob voice* as a matta of respect - do we understand each other
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:30 |
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They died pooping in a tiny hole
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:33 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:This thing is just a coffin lmao Outside reenactment of the final moments
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:35 |
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Slo-Tek posted:What makes an interesting wreck for you? Giant eel living inside, has a star on it's tail
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:35 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:This thing is just a coffin lmao https://twitter.com/conzmoleman/status/1670905995856429056?t=8yOBjMfG7PnGP3IE-P5lcQ&s=19 That news reporter described it has "about as much room as a minivan". That looks significantly less comfortable than a minivan. Also, minivans have seats.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:39 |
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Propaganda Hour posted:Outside reenactment of the final moments Fill the soda can with beef ravioli to make it more realistic
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:40 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:Fill the soda can with beef ravioli to make it more realistic How many spoonfulls before you realize
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:48 |
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Surface meat must taste real different to abyssal meat.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:50 |
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Scrolling up to see that the parent tweet shows a journalist casually talking about how he never mentioned in his original article that he witnessed the sub getting lost for 5 hours and Internet was shut off to stop people tweeting.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:54 |
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greatBigJerk posted:My wife when I mentioned the sub to her: "Oh my god that's horrible. They'll probably die." Sounds like you married up.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:55 |
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the CBS video mentioned that they were lost for hours, no mention of blocking internet tho
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:56 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 15:10 |
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They could have at least sent us a cool chat log of them going insane. The ultra rich are so selfish.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 16:57 |