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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I don't even think it's a real toilet, it's a box with a toilet seat-shaped thing on top Which is really funny because it means if someone shits in it, you can't even look out the window anymore without your face being like a foot away from a literal bowl of poo poo. quick edit: Also I ordered a meatball sub today in honor of the groversub
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Billionaires aren't going to be smart enough to use the toilet or poop in one corner, they're just making GBS threads all over the floor now.
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sitting on the toilet in front of the window, jerking off as the majestic shipwreck comes into view
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wilderthanmild posted:Which is really funny because it means if someone shits in it, you can't even look out the window anymore without your face being like a foot away from a literal bowl of poo poo. You'd think they would at least get a groover smdh
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so is offering to drown rich people a good business model? could I charge rich people a cheaper $150k to drown them locally? Like look guys if you want to drown do I have a steal for you, we have a beautiful lake nearby
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I don't even think it's a real toilet, it's a box with a toilet seat-shaped thing on top there are "portable toilets" that you can buy that are exactly that, a seat with a small chamber underneath meant to contain the piss and poo poo somewhere until you can empty it later, they cost like $50 on amazon
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I don't even think it's a real toilet, it's a box with a toilet seat-shaped thing on top Their feces dropping like whalefall over the 1500 dead
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Delthalaz posted:so is offering to drown rich people a good business model? could I charge rich people a cheaper $150k to drown them locally? Like look guys if you want to drown do I have a steal for you, we have a beautiful lake nearby nobody is going to pay big money to be drowned, you need to instantly crush them to death if you expect to earn a living off it
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GD_American posted:My dad was a (diesel) submariner and it was 100% understood by everybody on board that if they had a problem, they solved it themselves or they were dead Those billionaires stuck down there better check out the hook while the DJ revolves it
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:I don't even think it's a real toilet, it's a box with a toilet seat-shaped thing on top That was my impression, too. It's a box containing a plastic bag. You poop and pee in the bag, then you zip it up, remove it, and put in a fresh bag.
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R.L. Stine posted:sitting on the toilet in front of the window, jerking off as the majestic shipwreck comes into view when it comes to the titanic we are supposed to pretend there was no room on board for Jack
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Jun 20, 2023 17:01
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Trapped in a sealed tube two and half miles under the water and then you realize you have to poop.
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The 2 billionaires definitely killed the other 3 people for more oxygen. Anybody that thinks a billionaire wouldn't commit filicide for another few hours of life is nutso.
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You Are A Elf posted:Those billionaires stuck down there better check out the hook while the DJ revolves it vanilla iceberg, baby
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There were multiple billionaires on board? Did the richer billionaire poop first to establish dominance over the smaller, less rich ones?
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Is there any chance this is just a massive scheme to gently caress off and start a new life somewhere else? The CEO had been negligent and decided it might be better to just start over under a new name then be investigated for massive fraud. Same thing for the passengers? Only thinking because the lack of any way to send any sort tracking device... I know tech bros can be dumb but this is suspiciously dumb.
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Delthalaz posted:so is offering to drown rich people a good business model? could I charge rich people a cheaper $150k to drown them locally? Like look guys if you want to drown do I have a steal for you, we have a beautiful lake nearby I'm going to try the opposite direction. Paint the tomb box sub up like pharaohs sarcophagi, so they can go out extra tacky, and charge them a cool million.
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Vampire Panties posted:There were multiple billionaires on board? Did the richer billionaire poop first to establish dominance over the smaller, less rich ones? rich people have others poo poo for them
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Of course it's not a real toilet. THAT would require real engineering work, not to mention a lot more power and weight requirements for any kind of marine vacuum heads system. And then you'd need a water and holding tank too, because you are not drawing from or trying to eject out to the outside.
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ProperCoochie posted:The 2 billionaires definitely killed the other 3 people for more oxygen. Anybody that thinks a billionaire wouldn't commit filicide for another few hours of life is nutso. they definitely killed the guy who built the thing, likely with the speakers that are stuck playing "my heart will go on" on repeat
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My Dad was a diesel submariner He understood 100% fast Never did win no checkered flags If they had a problem they solved it themselves
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Noise Complaint posted:they definitely killed the guy who built the thing, likely with the speakers that are stuck playing "my heart will go on" on repeat justifiable homicide imo
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Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:Paid $250k to look at the Titanic, but I can't see it because Bill is making GBS threads in front of the only window not even a shitter. literally just a hospital-style piss bottle and a small compartment in which to place it.
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For my claustrophobia fam, some real world size context https://twitter.com/kscSharpe/status/1670944171350192129
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Commander Jebus posted:Of course it's not a real toilet. THAT would require real engineering work, not to mention a lot more power and weight requirements for any kind of marine vacuum heads system. And then you'd need a water and holding tank too, because you are not drawing from or trying to eject out to the outside. How cool would that be, though? Imagine a system where you poop, then it goes into an airlock, and the airlock later ejects the poop so that you can see it float across the porthole as it's crushed into a tiny ribbon by the pressure.
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If any of you know Blink 182, call them right the gently caress now and tell them to cover My Heart Will Go On.
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Donnerberg posted:If any of you know Blink 182, call them right the gently caress now and tell them to cover My Heart Will Go On. DMing them on bluesky right now
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We all kind of wanted to kill and eat someone, but no one wanted to make the first move. It was out of anger that ##### killed Rush, but it was out of fear I, we all, ate some of him. The door was now wide open.
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Steve Yun posted:I’m assuming the carbon fiber is just an inner liner used like drywall. They seem to have lights that are embedded behind the carbon fiber Yeah your right. Looking at the image again (and much more awake) there's a vent behind the computer. Good to know that they weren't that stupid.
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quote:Britain’s Ministry of Defense, which hosts NATO’s multinational submarine rescue capability, said it was monitoring the search. British officials say that the depth of water in the search area greatly exceeds that in which the NATO Submarine Rescue System — which is based in Scotland — can safely operate, but that its team is available to offer expertise and guidance. Sorry we can't make the trip, how about a zoom meeting?
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i bet what actually happened was that someone took a huge stank dump in the tiny onboard toilet and everyone asphyxiated
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Bad Purchase posted:there are "portable toilets" that you can buy that are exactly that, a seat with a small chamber underneath meant to contain the piss and poo poo somewhere until you can empty it later, they cost like $50 on amazon $50? What the hell kind of insane budget do you think we're operating on here?!
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Fansy posted:Sorry we can't make the trip, how about a zoom meeting? There's some depth Navy subs cant go under for non-military reasons.
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How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo? Why do they not just base a design on those? I know ultra modern military poo poo you cannot get specs for but cant you base it on some older ones that didnt gently caress up or suck and at a minimum was just a big coffin at the worst
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just got word that they were all found safe and alive, and ticket sales for next year's dives have resumed
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Bad Purchase posted:just got word that they were all found safe and alive, and ticket sales for next year's dives have resumed Outta my way I'm first!!
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verbal enema posted:How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo? Why do they not just base a design on those? I know ultra modern military poo poo you cannot get specs for but cant you base it on some older ones that didnt gently caress up or suck and at a minimum was just a big coffin at the worst https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narco-submarine
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verbal enema posted:How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo?  $20M is the amount in the budget just for the scrum masters
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verbal enema posted:How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo? Why do they not just base a design on those? I know ultra modern military poo poo you cannot get specs for but cant you base it on some older ones that didnt gently caress up or suck and at a minimum was just a big coffin at the worst Military submarines are no use here, they're designed to go around 800-1000 feet below the surface. The Titanic is 13,000 feet under.
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verbal enema posted:How much does it take to build like a modern military sub? 20 million or some poo poo? how much you got? -general dynamics, to the us government / taxpayers like you
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