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Panic! At The Tesco posted:fuckin knew the underwater alien mobile construction vehicle was real well for what its worth it would be a lot more difficult for us to spot something at the bottom of the ocean than it would be up in space, so this tracks
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 14:25 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:There is actually pretty strong evidence of a 9th planet (or 10th planet if you count Pluto), which is probably super earth sized (5 - 10 earth masses), which would mean life on the planet would have to be smaller and lighter to adapt to the gravity, so, the aliens could come from there!
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 14:32 |
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 14:38 |
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https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1670266855934803974 Big news if true.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 18:23 |
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turns out bigfoot are big baseball fans. who knew
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 18:26 |
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Sounds like a great minor league baseball match up: The Seattle Bigfoots vs The Nevada Greys
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 18:39 |
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The Bananana posted:Sounds like a great minor league baseball match up: Man, sports would be so much more fun if everybody had to name their teams after the local cryptid. New Jersey knows what's up.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 19:28 |
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Das Boo posted:Man, sports would be so much more fun if everybody had to name their teams after the local cryptid. New Jersey knows what's up. The Colorado TommyKnockers
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 19:30 |
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the whistleblowers are saying nonhuman intelligence not extraterrestrial because they aren’t aliens and they’re an advanced civilization from the hollow earth/ocean
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 20:58 |
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jarofpiss posted:the whistleblowers are saying nonhuman intelligence not extraterrestrial because they aren’t aliens and they’re an advanced civilization from the hollow earth/ocean But if they were from the hollow part in the middle of the earth wouldn't they of been eaten by all the dinosaur hanging out there age ago? Something about this doesn't add up!!!
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 21:11 |
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dr_rat posted:But if they were from the hollow part in the middle of the earth wouldn't they of been eaten by all the dinosaur hanging out there age ago? the dinosaurs are aliens and sympathetic to the cause of the advanced terrestrial species. its not that difficult.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 21:16 |
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Even the brontosauruses, but they seem so friendly and chill? Wait are we the bad guys? Oh god the friendly dinosaurs are all teaming up with everyone else to get rid of the jerk rear end humanity. I mean not exactly an unexpected turn of events if being honest.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 21:20 |
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if i had to guess i'd say the atlanteans are probably just mad about all the plastic
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 22:21 |
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Yeah this doesn’t work because Earth’s orbit isn’t perfectly circular(so we’d be able to see the Counter-Earth at some times of the year), and even if we couldn’t see it we’d be able to tell it’s there because of its gravity.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:10 |
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RatHat posted:Yeah this doesn’t work because Earth’s orbit isn’t perfectly circular(so we’d be able to see the Counter-Earth at some times of the year), and even if we couldn’t see it we’d be able to tell it’s there because of its gravity. Unless they're able to manipulate the orbit and gravity juuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough to stay hidden because Obama wasn't president on Other Earth, which is why we're not as advanced as them
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:20 |
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RatHat posted:Yeah this doesn’t work because Earth’s orbit isn’t perfectly circular(so we’d be able to see the Counter-Earth at some times of the year), and even if we couldn’t see it we’d be able to tell it’s there because of its gravity. Sounds like something a behatted ratlike alien from the planet Gor might say.
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:25 |
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*whipcrack* Welcome
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# ? Jun 20, 2023 23:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDSZ_bzudv0 I remember more reverb. Oh well.
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 00:35 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:Shout out to the CSPAM UFO thread for this leaked picture of an actual elian Lmao this dude baked outta his dang rear end mind
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 05:52 |
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The little person from Outlaw of Gor once visited me during sleep paralysis
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# ? Jun 21, 2023 21:34 |
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The hacker known as "Four chan" has stepped back up to the plate.
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:46 |
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he's got a blue check so we must consider him credible
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:47 |
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Hey man he's paying ten dollars to post on the internet, he's gotta be telling the truth!! edit: This is what's making the top of /r/ufos XYZAB fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Jun 23, 2023 |
# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:50 |
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uncle at UF-tendO
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# ? Jun 23, 2023 23:52 |
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Aliens- "ok so we did do some probing a while ago. We were just really trying to figure out why so many humans seemed absolutely obsessed with buttholes".
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 00:10 |
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Wouldn’t a craft travelling so fast in water be very easy to detect?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 00:51 |
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RatHat posted:Wouldn’t a craft travelling so fast in water be very easy to detect? If you want to get all 'laws of physics' about it, then yes, something traveling at "thousands of miles per hour" underwater would cause massive amounts of very noisy, very hot cavitation.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 01:41 |
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I heard from a secret source that aliens, while small in size, have enormous penises that protrude from their chests. Keep it on the DL.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 01:58 |
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Marco Rubio said he talked to UFO Whistleblower and he is legit.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 02:09 |
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What's the general consensus on the wow! signal these days? Cool and real or fake and gay?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 02:36 |
Cool and gay
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 02:36 |
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The Grey posted:Marco Rubio said he talked to UFO Whistleblower and he is legit. oh, a professional liar said it's legit?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 03:22 |
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GABA ghoul posted:I wanna see Trump trying to negotiate with alien life sooo bad. Arrival but with Trump instead of Amy Adams? I'd see it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 03:30 |
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The Real Amethyst posted:What's the general consensus on the wow! signal these days? Same as it always was. We don't know.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 04:39 |
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The Grey posted:Marco Rubio said he talked to UFO Whistleblower and he is legit. that’s not the impression i received if you’re talking about that interview that rubio had with some dude. regardless it still wouldn’t mean that grusch said anything objectively true, merely, in the best case, the truth as he sees it.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 10:42 |
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oh man, marco rubio? noted truth teller & straight shooter marco rubio?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 11:44 |
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Underwater UFOs are a thing and they're absolutely more secretive than anything in the air. There has been maybe three sentences dedicated to them in all of the disclosure since 2017
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 11:46 |
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500excf type r posted:Underwater UFOs are a thing and they're absolutely more secretive than anything in the air. If they are underwater they aren't flying objects.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 12:07 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:If they are underwater they aren't flying objects. don’t be close-minded open your eyes to the mechanics of flying in comparatively hyper-dense media
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 12:46 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2024 14:42 |
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If these objects are extra dimensional, does this lend credence to a type of simulation theory? Will someone tell me what the hell is going on?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 13:08 |