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A Fancy Hat posted:Billionaires aren't going to be smart enough to use the toilet or poop in one corner, they're just making GBS threads all over the floor now. Millionaires poo poo in the classified documents storage room.
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Also a cylindrical design for a submersible that goes that deep is a terrible decision and there is a reason why all other deep diving submersibles are spheres. It works for military subs because they are much shallower vessels comparatively. Here's what a cool looking non grover version looks like: https://tritonsubs.com/subs/gullwing/?dc=pro
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Millionaires do firm squares like a wombat, and wear a diaper. Billionaires do small firm guinea pig pellets and wear a diaper.
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Over under for them eating each other? Or eating out each other?
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Pekinduck posted:I think the s-hook is welded to the pipes That appears to be true but does not fix the problem that the orientation of the top of the S-hook is such that the sub would need to be rotated ballast up to disengage that S-hook. The angle on the top of that S-hook would necessitate >90 degrees of rotation, and if you're rotating that much, the ballast itself is probably resting on the sub and no longer torquing the S-hook.
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Clearly the head billionaire was the rear end-hook.
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Bad Purchase posted:
On the Titanic subreddit some guy had an effort post about what a bad idea carbon fiber is for this. I can't remember all of it but one of his main points was that, unlike metal, carbon fiber is porus to an extent and absorbing saltwater is going to degrade the material.
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Alan Smithee posted:dont forget it has Windows Vista Well this explains what went wrong. Vista introduced a new driver model and their submarine control unit is only supported up to Windows XP. 
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where we're going, we don't need logitech to maneuver
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Ralph Crammed In posted:In this article here - https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/titanic-submersible-titan-missing-day-3-1.6881595?cmp=rss No, the article doesnt say that at all. The sub isnt communicating via text message from a cell phone 6km below the surface. Come on.
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biznatchio posted:Hang on a second. with enough momentum it might be possible to unhook one side. As in the hook will continue moving while sub roll slows down. however thats only 1 side unhooked which would lead the sub being sideways due to other side still being hooked. other problems would be rolling with that sub as that would unhook ballast perhaps causing em to be trapped on top of titanic.
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https://twitter.com/adprock/status/1671176156106612737?s=20
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Wee posted:Paul Henri Nargeole PH Nargeole posted:
At least this guy seemed to know the score and if anything he spent a long life evading a worst possible scenario like this one. Hell, what a way to go out given his career. I feel a little bad for his family though.
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Dudes covered in blood, everyone else is dead He trying to log into G HUB for his controller presets
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biznatchio posted:Hang on a second. are you saying that they've rolled the sub upside down, spraying their own piss and poo poo all over themselves
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Holy poo poo this moved like 8 pages since I looked this morning, did anything interesting happen or are we just debating if the controller stopped working because they disconnected the rumble pack
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quote:However, the company's website does recommend "you restrict your diet before and during the dive to reduce the likelihood that you will need to use the facilities". Everyone speculating about doing a big poo poo in there should have read what the company says on their website. source: Titan sub has heated walls, private toilet and video game controller https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-65960217
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:are you saying that they've rolled the sub upside down, spraying their own piss and poo poo all over themselves I don't see that there's any other outcome here other than the passengers spraying their own piss and poo poo all over not only themselves, but each other.
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:At least this guy seemed to know the score and if anything he spent a long life evading a worst possible scenario like this one. Hell, what a way to go out given his career. I feel a little bad for his family though. At 11 meters you could probably just equalize pressure and swim up, but after a few hundred meters, yeah.
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Something went wrong. they wanted to rise fast They started swaying maybe over aggressively or the wrong way, trying anything.
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Apparently they have 40 hours of oxygen left (if they haven't imploded)
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Submarine gone And there's something very wrong And I know it had to sink Stepdads gone into the drink
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mobby_6kl posted:At 11 meters you could probably just equalize pressure and swim up, but after a few hundred meters, yeah. At 11 meters you're running a strong risk of the bends, because decompression takes longer than you can probably hold your breath for, but probably not so severe that you just Die. Just substantially unfun.
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Was this posted yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkhBPF4yfkI
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Weird dudes drowning in the dead of night Take this broken dream and learn to fly
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Yeah but they don't sell that down at the local ACE hardware
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He's just celebrating becoming a billionaire via inheritance at a blink-182 show, I mean who wouldn't
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This is the definition of "Oh no. Anyways"
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Wee posted:From The Daily Mail Even if I was insanely rich and also obsessed with the Titanic I just cannot fathom anything being worth packing myself and four others into a tube that doesn't even have proper sitting room. I don't know poo poo about submarines and assume there are mechanical reasons why they have to be compact, but this is just straight up a death tube. It's one step above Musk's cave rescue ideas. A Dwarf Fortress player inventing a "magma submarine" provides better accommodations for their doomed crew. I mean maybe I just don't have the brilliant mind that would earn me $250k to casually drop on a summer vacation. Maybe this is just LARPing but for shipwreck fans. Right now I'm just hoping no one dies in the search because if even veteran rescuers are balking then jesus loving christ
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Torquemada posted:Everyone speculating about doing a big poo poo in there should have read what the company says on their website. Let's be honest, every Goon reading this thread would disregard this and have a huge cheese and bean burrito before being sealed in with bolts from the outside. The Lord of Hats posted:At 11 meters you're running a strong risk of the bends, because decompression takes longer than you can probably hold your breath for, but probably not so severe that you just Die. Just substantially unfun. It would definitely suck. Hopefully the ship your submersible was launched from has a decompression chamber.
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"I made the first vessel that could do this safely, because I have enough money to do that" Wheres that guy in this scenario edit: hes not
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For what's it's worth I'll bet that diveshitting with a view of the titabnic is p. awesome.
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  I was going to make this joke!William Bear posted:Let's be honest, every Goon reading this thread would disregard this and have a huge cheese and bean burrito before being sealed in with bolts from the outside.  I didn't become a billionaire to not subject everyone to nasty burrito farts
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I bet everybody's face will be red when they save these guys and they do not wish to return to our world, content with the society they have created in their underwater outhouse, free from the human ills of hatred, war, and not being covered in poo
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Nooner posted:Holy poo poo this moved like 8 pages since I looked this morning, did anything interesting happen or are we just debating if the controller stopped working because they disconnected the rumble pack this thread is fast as hell. goons love submarines.
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:this thread is fast as hell. goons love submarines. this time a Goon didn't kill anyone  that we know of 
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