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Anora posted:You all are making fun of these sub guys are so sick, cannot believe you would callously disregard life like this, all for a 1 in a million accidenct. I’d say it’s closer to a 2 in a billion
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THIS is Elon Musk https://youtu.be/B2ElZK0u85Y like this post if you feel motivated and inspired every time
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Strategic Tea posted:Interesting, 47. It seems like this particular car was programmed incorrectly as a joke. It has quite a resemblance to Mr Musk's own motor, wouldn't you say? I can assure you this is the sturdiest submarine I have ever worked on.
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What makes the controller funny is the reason for the nipple sticks is because it's ripping off an RC aircraft control method. Imagine them sitting with those sticks pinched between thumb and forefinger from the sides, desperately trying to get the deep-sea coffin to move.
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hahaha holy poo poo even if they surface in the ocean somewhere there's 17 heavy-duty bolt locks that can only be opened from the outside, keeping the door in place. they couldn't get air even if they were floating Oceangate, a subsidiary of Jigsaw Inc
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alf_pogs posted:hahaha holy poo poo even if they surface in the ocean somewhere there's 17 heavy-duty bolt locks that can only be opened from the outside, keeping the door in place. they couldn't get air even if they were floating there's a secret release you can pull from inside the toilet
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a secret release you can pull from inside the toilet The toilet waste container also doubles as an emergency oxygen supply if you get your face in there
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All of this could have been avoided if we just built a tunnel to the titanic
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alf_pogs posted:hahaha holy poo poo even if they surface in the ocean somewhere there's 17 heavy-duty bolt locks that can only be opened from the outside, keeping the door in place. they couldn't get air even if they were floating Air, air everywhere...
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Tiny Timbs posted:There's no mystery afaict. In the video I saw, the owner of this sub was bragging that they'd been able to image the manufacturing stamp on the ship's anchor. If that's a major discovery then these guys are just fighting over crumbs. These dipshits has nothing at all to do with that project. The company responsible for the imaging were some of the first people called in to help search because they have the equipment and knowledge to use it and are familiar with the site. https://www.magellan.gg/ https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/titanic-3d-scan-images-180982219/
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Safety is of utmost importance to us and our passengers. To open the quick-release safety hatch once at the surface, you have merely to solve these 17 mechanical puzzles, each more fiendish than the last
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Data Graham posted:Safety is of utmost importance to us and our passengers. To open the quick-release safety hatch once at the surface, you have merely to solve these 17 mechanical puzzles, each more fiendish than the last So it’s a puzzle out of Myst.
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Data Graham posted:Safety is of utmost importance to us and our passengers. To open the quick-release safety hatch once at the surface, you have merely to solve these 17 mechanical puzzles, each more fiendish than the last To exit yourself from my submarine, Solve, you must, my puzzles seventeen.
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Haven’t heard from Elon as much since new CEO started, clone-Elon theory seeming more and more plausible
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“Who can say what is true, there are many conflicting reports. But some say the brave submariners made it down only halfway before losing contact, which is… *checks notes* …ONLY about five thousand feet. Wait… I’m getting something in my earpiece from my producers here. They are saying if there was, what they call a “compromise of the hull structure,” that it would result in… *pause* *silence* “… that it would result in, do you remember the scene in Jaws when Quint crushes a beer can in his fist?”
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AlmightyBob posted:https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/1671342280009998337?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg settle down, stockton
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Why dont they just raise the titanic
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if the sub comes back and everything is ok will Tom hanks play the expert guy
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Elon: I've built a device to drain the ocean! *starts bucketing seawater onto the beach*
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Decrepus posted:Why dont they just raise the titanic Too old at this point, its structural integrity is rotted away from the salt in the ocean. Eventually there wont be a titanic to look at anymore.
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Can relate
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they're going to recover the submersible intact in a day and everybody inside will be dead except for the billionaire
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so, at those pressures is there any tests etc. with ballistic gel, like are we talking your whole body gets smashed into a thimble sized ball with the remainder just a red cloud? I was thinking even a scrap of skin at those pressures would just, i dunno, dissolve?
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a quick google shows that you'd just be dead it isn't so great that your bones would be crushed into dust, they've found people's shoes down there. you just wouldn't be alive
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You'd still rupture though wouldn't you? You can only squeeze a water balloon so much until it bursts.
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Renreeja posted:so, at those pressures is there any tests etc. with ballistic gel, like are we talking your whole body gets smashed into a thimble sized ball with the remainder just a red cloud? I was thinking even a scrap of skin at those pressures would just, i dunno, dissolve? Based on math someone did in the main thread: You'd get turned into a fine red mist almost instantly, to fast for your nervous system to tell your brain that you're hosed. The rapid pressurisation would heat the remaining air to about 20,000 C, which would cause the fine red mist to ignite kind of like how the piston in a diesel engine works. The force of the ignition would still pale in comparison to the 160 atmospheres of pressure and everything that was inside the sub would get squished into a small area.
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I said come in! posted:Too old at this point, its structural integrity is rotted away from the salt in the ocean. Eventually there wont be a titanic to look at anymore. Yeah, I think at this point basically any heavy disturbance to the hull would turn a good chunk of the ship into brown dust. That's why submersibles and ROVs aren't allowed to even make contact with the deck anymore, it'll collapse underneath them now. Trying to raise the bow section would dissolve it completely by the time it got anywhere near the surface. And the stern is in a billion pieces with multiple decks just ripped off and strewn about like a banana peel from the air bubble implosion as it sank. So trying to get the stern to the surface would also be a catastrophe.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You'd still rupture though wouldn't you? You can only squeeze a water balloon so much until it bursts. Even more, you're going to get cooked by the heat of the sudden pressure change like being in an internal combustion engine
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Further Reading posted:Based on math someone did in the main thread: God I wish that was me
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Further Reading posted:Based on math someone did in the main thread:  “You have 40 hours to rescue your sub.” “Your sub has been crushed into a cube.” “You have plenty of time to rescue your cube.”
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the virgin tech billionaire https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312 vs. the chad failson submarine inheritor https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1671338603803475968
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BBC is reporting that sonar is/was picking up banging noises in 30 minute intervals. Further reporting suggests other noises have been heard. https://www.bbc.com/news/live/world...post_type=share
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its an orca trap!! DO NOT GO
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Further Reading posted:Based on math someone did in the main thread: My favourite phrasing of this kind of thing is "you immediately stop being biology and start being physics".
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Entropic posted:https://twitter.com/carlbeijer/status/1671155238450130945?s=46&t=dQl6Iu6Wmq7antcZ30Prgw 
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