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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Lots of expensive alcohol? The packaged for expensive gift giving kind?

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Even with the cutoff it's $16 in tax? Been having a conversation about how I talk children like people that can think but much in the same way I talk to libertarians and lmao

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't even understand how you can clock up an $800 grocery bill at CostCo unless you have an industrial-size freezer. Is she shopping for a month's worth of groceries for 10 people?

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

All the small things. like his dad

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/aja9696/status/1671356290365267968?s=61&t=N2RxjCcZEoNL3LJNhAQ0dg

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is a stupid idea, but no stupider than “nuke a hurricane” or “let’s not put a flame trench under the most powerful rocket ever launched”, so this guy may yethave a career at the highest levels of government and/or finance.

Cloacamazing!
Apr 18, 2018

Too cute to be evil
Am I missing something here or is the idea literally "Hey, how about we drill a hole into the submarine that's currently under a ton of pressure from the surrounding water and also there's water around it"?

Also it hasn't been found yet.

Also please define "Send more supplies". New batteries for the controller?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
He goes on to suggest alchemy and a force field so I'm pretty sure he's actually the best man for this job.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Cloacamazing! posted:

Am I missing something here or is the idea literally "Hey, how about we drill a hole into the submarine that's currently under a ton of pressure from the surrounding water and also there's water around it"?

Also it hasn't been found yet.

Also please define "Send more supplies". New batteries for the controller?

You aren't missing anything.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
https://twitter.com/aja9696/status/1671403604232617985


someone please give this man the answers he seeks!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Those drat fools. If only they’d built it with 8 backup systems.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bottom Liner posted:

https://twitter.com/aja9696/status/1671403604232617985


someone please give this man the answers he seeks!

It was Colonel Mustard in the Submarine with the Lead Pipe

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

The Logitech F710 is like a 15 year old design, it's solidly built and feels good in the hand but also its wireless fully sucks. And they've glued cones to the sticks.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Just loving wild quotes, If I was caught out like this I wouldn't give any quotes at all. Either "No comment" or some BS about spending more time with my family.

https://twitter.com/RobDauster/status/1671330541726056450?s=20

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
"Assistant bowling coach."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

"Assistant bowling coach."

You’ll never make a strike if you don’t bowl your ball, you know. Go for it. Maybe you’ll get a split off her.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Y'all need to see that headline

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
Yeah, that's tasteless but brilliant.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

why the drill?

i thought real life was like videogames, so the O2 tank just has to smash into the sub's hitbx.

man me and musk are sooooooooo smart.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Bottom Liner posted:

Y'all need to see that headline

BioEnchanted posted:

Yeah, that's tasteless but brilliant.

:thurman:

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Kit Walker posted:

If they're lucky they're somehow on the surface and will be found in a timely manner
If they're less lucky, they were crushed instantly by some kind of malfunction
If they're really unlucky they'll be entombed in there until oxygen runs out

they could've started killing each other. 96 hours of oxygen for five is 20 days for one

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Bottom Liner posted:

Y'all need to see that headline

I always like to see a good pun headline. It's the sign of a journalist who likes their job.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

goblin week posted:

they could've started killing each other. 96 hours of oxygen for five is 20 days for one

I would rather die than be trapped with four corpses and no food or water for the next 19 days.

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
..well.. you'd have food I guess

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sick of Applebees posted:

..well.. you'd have food I guess

Jesus Christ.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Air Skwirl posted:

I would rather die than be trapped with four corpses and no food or water for the next 19 days.
Volunteering for the first short straw

Anora
Feb 16, 2014

I fuckin suck!🪠
https://twitter.com/JennyENicholson/status/1671366610173698048

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Air Skwirl posted:

I don't know any (non passing) trans men, but I have met a ton of poo poo burger cis men that look exactly like that rear end in a top hat.

Please don’t post slurs.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671370284102819841

(Air Skwirl is not the idiot.)

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

imagine if i called trans people trans

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Poster is not the idiot, but it perfectly encapsulates my view on Elon Musk.

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1671391801226457088?s=20

If I had a quarter, a tenth of Elon Musk's money none of you would see me post ever again because I would be doing other things. :toxx: give me a billion dollars and I will never post here again.

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 10:13 on Jun 21, 2023

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

This worked out for him at least.

https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1671442379918938114?s=20

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

Tiggum posted:

The "joke" about the episode count is not even an exaggeration. There are shows like that.

I get that I am late to the party but:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w09YzTMY1qk&t=58s

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Bottom Liner posted:

Y'all need to see that headline
This is what happens when there's a writers' strike.....





I'll just see myself out. Sorry.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Platystemon posted:

Please don’t post slurs.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671370284102819841

(Air Skwirl is not the idiot.)

Huh, I thought "the c-word" was something completely different.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



elon is a four letter word

MagpieConcept
Feb 6, 2022

Platystemon posted:

Please don’t post slurs.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1671370284102819841

(Air Skwirl is not the idiot.)

https://twitter.com/JUNlPER/status/1671378793062178816

Whoops

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
https://twitter.com/EPoe187/status/1670419762202005505?t=rr_p9WEZUEmk9wk6VASy8w&s=19

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


The first point is nonsense because economic status is a huge part of "woke" discourse, and the last two are basically "women have jobs and are talking about it"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah but they think only rich liberals are "woke" because they're bored and have nothing better to do than go around ruining TV shows and comedians for everybody else.

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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/JayMeriweather0/status/1671502268036677632

this random isn't an idiot, but I was looking at the submarine milionaire trending tweets and this image pretty well illustrates just how turbofucked they are (assuming they aren't already paste)

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