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fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

Regalingualius posted:

So what’re folks thinking the sub’s fate was?

I’m still in camp “popped like the Thresher”

Could the CTBTO have heard it the same way they heard the ARA San Juan impoding? Or is it too small?

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grey Cat posted:

A people juicer is a lot trickier to make.

I mean apparently not

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar

So I guess they didn’t get pancaked

Tell that to the thresher

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I like to think, realising they were doomed, one of the billionaires lit a cigar which immediately ignited all the farts.

surely it's the crazy frenchman oceanographer who brought cigarettes

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

staberind posted:

can you please amend your will, lol, as if you have bothered making one, to include being buried with an xbox/psp controller (see, I am supportive of both genders)

No will, as my only worldly possessions are an x-box controller and a coffin and I already made drat sure everyone knew I was taking both with me to my grave.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Three Olives posted:

Our cats have a more modern and appropriate computing setup in our kitchen:



Actually joking when I posed this, but I was looking at the Triton sub website and...



:lol:

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

ComfyPants posted:

Billionaires learn one weird trick for getting a camel to pass through the eye of a needle

:boomshaka:

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
I hope they recover the wireless game controller, and that it has shrunk a little bit under the immense pressure, so you can make a novel before/after comparison photo using a stock one from amazon for reference.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EvilBlackRailgun posted:

Apparently they are picking up banging sounds in 30 minute intervals on sonar

So I guess they didn’t get pancaked

Do you have any idea how many things under the ocean make banging sounds? Lots of them.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Do you have any idea how many things under the ocean make banging sounds? Lots of them.

At least 5.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I took a boat out and I've been banging pots underwater every thirty minutes just as a little troll, a small jape

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
It’s like if SpaceX did all their rocket testing with human pilots

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Wee posted:

From The Daily Mail




wonder how many people wiped and/or skid marked on that curtain

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Alan Smithee posted:

wonder how many people wiped and/or skid marked on that curtain

hahahaha because poop truly gibbis humor at its best 55555

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Cowslips Warren posted:

Sound is weird under water. I mean just because you hear banging from "around there" doesn't mean it's where you think it is.

Or what you think it is. When the USS Thresher was lost (at less than half the depth this submersible was presumed to have been lost at, incidentally), it almost certainly imploded instantly. Despite this, search vessels reported hearing banging sounds from the ship and even garbled radio communications for a good while afterwards. In reality, it was probably just some other random sounds that they mistook for signs of life from the Thresher, because it's hard to make sounds when you've been turned into a bouillon cube.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

hahahaha because poop truly gibbis humor at its best 55555

no one forced you to post here

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



I laughed, I really shouldn't. Not because of morals but because SO is sleeping.

Mom said it's my turn on the submarine controller.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Funky See Funky Do posted:

I like to think, realising they were doomed, one of the billionaires lit a cigar which immediately ignited all the farts.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Angela Merkle Tree posted:

I just caught one of their early CGI promo videos where it shows the original design and mentions the original name was "Cyclops".

Cyclops had a bigass window, didn’t go as deep, and used a PlayStation 3 controller.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEgVGZxRMnw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qagXxMp7Aow

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jun 21, 2023

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Wizard Master posted:

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

Everyone hates you.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Wizard Master posted:

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

Any other deep dives you'd like to take?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Wizard Master posted:

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Submarine Tours $250,000
Touching Grass $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i'm dead.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Sydin posted:

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Submarine Tours $250,000
Touching Grass $0
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i'm dead.

Well I'd cut out the touching grass, that's time you could be synergizing or networking.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Wizard Master posted:

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1670939684636348419

Why even steal such an unremarkable tweet?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Why even steal such an unremarkable tweet?

It’s the guy who hunts homeless people with paintball guns for sport.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


NoEyedSquareGuy posted:


Why even steal such an unremarkable tweet?

:siren:copy paste police, we got him:siren:

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You can't steal a tweet.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

You can't steal a tweet.

But you'd download a car?

tudabee
Jan 1, 2007

How many times must I remind you to WASH YOUR HANDS?

maybe the ultrarich could have touched grass rather than venture into places incompatible with human existence just to gawk at a century-old tomb

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


Fake news, that controller is wired.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
*slap*
Spill the beans Johnny. Where'd you hide it? At the stash house? A safe deposit box?

I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout. What even is a tweet? Some kinda bird?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'd download a car.

But I won't dive to the bottom of the ocean in a dollar store submersible, I tell you hwat.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

https://twitter.com/_HEALTH_/status/1671378244598112257?t=Kdgc58R5HHp9impGFGMxmA&s=19

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Grey Cat posted:

But you'd download a car?

The future is now, https://car.ipfs.io

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

unremarkable poster

Kwolok
Jan 4, 2022
I for one find billionaire libertarians dying very funny

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Wizard Master posted:

if your first reaction to seeing this story is to focus on the fact that they could afford a $250k excursion and then post about how they deserve to die, you should touch grass but that grass should be in a mental institution.

Hey! Some of us just think it's hilarious

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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
drown the swamp

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