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Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Alhazred posted:

Seems kinda like a waste to spend all that money on making your mask bulletproof and yet cover so little of your face.

"This range, we'll still kill each other"

Equally true from across a stadium if it's that thin. Force gotta go somewhere, and unless val-ar distributes all the force out his butt like a fart, it just means the impact will snap his neck rather than go into his brain

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Electric_Mud
May 31, 2011

>10 THRUST "ROBO_COX"
>20 GOTO 10

Elfface posted:

"This range, we'll still kill each other"

Equally true from across a stadium if it's that thin. Force gotta go somewhere, and unless val-ar distributes all the force out his butt like a fart, it just means the impact will snap his neck rather than go into his brain

Bullseye has adamantium laced bones so he'd maybe be okay but dazed from his brain rattling around? :shrug:

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Electric_Mud posted:

Bullseye has adamantium laced bones so he'd maybe be okay but dazed from his brain rattling around? :shrug:

Pretty sure it's just his spine

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch

Electric_Mud posted:

Bullseye has adamantium laced bones so he'd maybe be okay but dazed from his brain rattling around? :shrug:

No healing factor means you just get tbi and are a vegetable for life or you just die anyways

DigitalRaven
Oct 9, 2012




Uthor posted:

Pfft, whatever. Anyone call pull that trick. Once.

As someone who's going to do it at least twice, do not recommend.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

DigitalRaven posted:

As someone who's going to do it at least twice, do not recommend.

You're probably just a shill for Big Oxygen.

TheCenturion
May 3, 2013
HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

cant cook creole bream posted:

You're probably just a shill for Big Oxygen.

Big Oxygen doesn't want YOU to KNOW about how they ENGINEERED the DESTRUCTION of an ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM then made everybody ADDICTS so they could keep PUSHING OXYGEN. They don't tell you that it's HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE.

And don't even get me started on the COLLUSION between BIG OXYGEN and BIG HYDROGEN to bring DIHYDROGEN OXIDE to market. Sure, they CLAIM it has health benefits, but it's one of the most CORROSIVE liquids in the universe! It's gaseous form will virtually MELT you. It's solid form will DESTROY your TISSUE on contact, with prolonged contact potentially leading to DISMEMBERMENT! Further, it's liquid form is responsible for over 320,000 DEATHS PER YEAR.

DON'T GIVE IN TO THE LIES!

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Journal #37 (1991)




The Punisher Annual #2 (1989)


The Punisher Summer Special #1 (1991)




The Punisher Back to School Special #2 (1993)


Sensation Comics #23 (1943)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

TheCenturion posted:

Big Oxygen doesn't want YOU to KNOW about how they ENGINEERED the DESTRUCTION of an ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM then made everybody ADDICTS so they could keep PUSHING OXYGEN. They don't tell you that it's HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE.

And don't even get me started on the COLLUSION between BIG OXYGEN and BIG HYDROGEN to bring DIHYDROGEN OXIDE to market. Sure, they CLAIM it has health benefits, but it's one of the most CORROSIVE liquids in the universe! It's gaseous form will virtually MELT you. It's solid form will DESTROY your TISSUE on contact, with prolonged contact potentially leading to DISMEMBERMENT! Further, it's liquid form is responsible for over 320,000 DEATHS PER YEAR.

DON'T GIVE IN TO THE LIES!

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oxygen. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

Air Skwirl posted:

Do not, my friends, become addicted to oxygen. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

One of my distant ancestors got addicted to oxygen, and I'm still living with it now

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

Someone PLEASE photoshop in the “ICE TO SEE YOU” line

When does the Punisher get offered a salmon puff?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
pulling a gun on someone illegally parked is a bit extreme

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Non Compos Mentis posted:

pulling a gun on someone illegally parked is a bit extreme

It's the New York the Punisher works in, the regular cops felt the need to catch up.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009

Non Compos Mentis posted:

pulling a gun on someone illegally parked is a bit extreme

It was the 90s.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
The cop is truly color blind and treats all people the same.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Double Edge: Alpha (1995)




The Punisher #1 (2000)


Marvel Knights #11 (2001)


The Punisher: War Zone #17 (1993)


X-Men & Spider-Man #4 (2009)

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Now I'm a fat middle-aged evil scientist!

Joe Fisto
Dec 6, 2002

And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
Now make it canon

https://twitter.com/Danmora_c/status/1671184353756323843?s=20

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




Just landlord things.

from The Complete Carl Barks Disney Library Vol. 28

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


They did.

In The Flash

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



Spider-Man: Kraven's Last Hunt

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Oh good we found Spiders Georg

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Phy posted:

Oh good we found Spiders Georg

drat you.

quote:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Kravinov, who lives in a cave & eats over 10.000 each day is an outlier and should not have been counted

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher: War Zone #21 (1993)


The Punisher Holiday Special #1 (1993)


The Punisher Annual #3 (1990)


Marvel Knights #15 (2001)


The Incredible Hulk #113 (1969)

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Darthemed posted:


The Punisher: War Zone #21 (1993)


That looks like an uncomfortable position, even without firing a gun.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Darthemed posted:


Marvel Knights #15 (2001)

Better question: Why is Celine?

biosterous
Feb 23, 2013




how is celine

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

You can't fool me, that's Zordon.

MH Knights
Aug 4, 2007

The thumbnail made me think it was Dr. Manhattan.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

David D. Davidson posted:

Better question: Varför dricker Celine?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Punisher 2099 #26 (1995)


The Punisher #1 (2000)


Raphael, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle #1 (1985)
(That's a bunch of ?s and !s)


The Punisher War Journal #46 (1992)


Firestorm #15 (2005)

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher Annual #3 (1990)
Beatles reference


Spidey Super Stories #55 (1981)


The Punisher War Zone #17 (1993)


The Punisher Annual #3 (1990)


Legends #1 (1986)

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Darthemed posted:


Spidey Super Stories #55 (1981)

Peter Parker wisely observing that it's okay when bad guys get robbed

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Darthemed posted:



Marvel Knights #15 (2001)


THIS is who the Knowledge Fight people have been talking about all this time?

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher #2 (2000)


Marvel Knights #14 (2001)


The Punisher War Journal #47 (1992)


Spidey Super Stories #55 (1981)

(Read panels right to left)

Digimon Adventure V-Tamer 01 Vol. 3 (2001)

Darthemed fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Jun 26, 2023

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Darthemed posted:


Marvel Knights #14 (2001)

That is one helluva buttcrack on the left.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer
Titans #1

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

The Punisher War Zone #21 (1993)




The Punisher #5 (2000)


The Punisher War Journal #47 (1992)






The Punisher #11 (2001)




Legends #4 (1987)

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Darthemed posted:






Legends #4 (1987)

We need to hook this lady up with Dr. Bong immediately, no time to waste!

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