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Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.

ALFbrot posted:


Also big shout-out to Hamish, who by all available info seems to be the only good billionaire. Respect

There are no good billionaires. It's not possible to hoard that amount of wealth by being good.

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Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION




Lmao

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Buce posted:

do you think people have hosed in the wreck of the titanic?

apparently some folks got married down there back in aught naer 2001

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyg6wGUV6bI

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Buce posted:

do you think people have hosed in the wreck of the titanic?

Did you not see the movie?!?!?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

SourKraut posted:

Did you not see the movie?!?!?

It wasn't a wreck when they hosed though???

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Death By SnuSnu posted:

There are no good billionaires. It's not possible to hoard that amount of wealth by being good.

:hai:

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


That DICK! posted:

apparently some folks got married down there back in aught naer 2001

Extremely goth to get married at the tomb of 1500 people

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Droogie posted:

This whole thing is loving crazy- there's no privacy curtain on the outside. Fish can watch you poop when you're in the submersible.

Fishing out my hog to show the hagfish

yook
Mar 11, 2001

YES, CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG IS ABSOLUTELY A KAIJU

Droogie posted:

This whole thing is loving crazy- there's no privacy curtain on the outside. Fish can watch you poop when you're in the submersible.
Dunno how to break this to you, but there’s fish poop just outside the window the entire time.

Probably plenty of fish poop inside the window by now, too.

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007

Pookah posted:

Irish media finally found someone local with a connection to this business.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/irish-oil-boss-who-visited-titanic-wreck-says-hes-hopeful-for-five-sub-passengers/a687353788.html

"Consummate Businessman" has to be the tech version of "Absolute President"

See that's the problem right there. "Consummate Businessmen" designed it instead of "Consummate Engineers".

AvesPKS
Sep 26, 2004

I don't dance unless I'm totally wasted.

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Extremely goth to get married at the tomb of 1500 people

Isn't every place a tomb for 1500 people?

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Buce posted:

do you think people have hosed in the wreck of the titanic?

ghosts for sure. they gently caress all the time cos there isn't much to do as a ghost.

GI Joe jobs
Jun 25, 2005

🎅🤜🤛👷
So theyve been banging every 30 minutes now?

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Gullous posted:

So theyve been banging every 30 minutes now?

That is not how you conserve energy!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Pookah posted:

Irish media finally found someone local with a connection to this business.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/irish-oil-boss-who-visited-titanic-wreck-says-hes-hopeful-for-five-sub-passengers/a687353788.html

"Consummate Businessman" has to be the tech version of "Absolute President"

More like consumed businessman

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I reviewed on Amazon a Logitech controller similar to the one used in this submersible. This customer question just popped up in my email inbox:

quote:

"What can I do if my batteries die and it won't control my submarine anymore?"

Sick! Thats DOPE
Aug 1, 2008

Oh sick man thats sick

Pookah posted:

Irish media finally found someone local with a connection to this business.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/irish-oil-boss-who-visited-titanic-wreck-says-hes-hopeful-for-five-sub-passengers/a687353788.html

"Consummate Businessman" has to be the tech version of "Absolute President"

it might be the funniest thing ive read/seen in this thread and ive found a lot of stuff very funny. its like a kids in the hall sketch

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/evefairbanks/status/1671501664396750851



https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1671547136712867842

Wee fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Jun 21, 2023

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.


:thermidor:

JerikTelorian
Jan 19, 2007



Michaeldim posted:



Oh weird how this one controller is no longer available direct from Logitech all of a sudden :allears:

It sold out, people were buying them like crazy on Monday.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Fool! You should have written to Elon Musk himself by e-mailing to press@twitter.com

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

the coast guard bought all of them they have created a web of logitech controllers and are attempting to pair with the sub

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

Death By SnuSnu posted:

There are no good billionaires. It's not possible to hoard that amount of wealth by being good.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶








The absolute, shameless Audacity of this complaint.

Let's start with Stockton Rush and move down the chain of seniority first, shall we?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Death By SnuSnu posted:

There are no good billionaires. It's not possible to hoard that amount of wealth by being good.

You could be just an incredibly lucky idiot though.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Biden let our beautiful ceos down.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi12AeVUpVE

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!
Found this picture of the sub’s construction.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
This Hamish Harding fellow sounds like a real villain, btw. The fact that he moved to Dubai tells everything you need to know.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Hobo Clown posted:

Goddamn, everyone involved either died horribly or will die horribly, and it seems like the entire internet is coming together to absolutely roast the gently caress outta them for it

People just fuckin hate rich people and it owns

What’s even funnier is that the rich people are so up their own asses that they think it’s just because they’re rich and not because of the literal crimes against nature and humanity.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

imagine the last thing you see are this guy's pasty nipples

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
No billionaire has gained their wealth without exploiting labor, pillaging the earth’s resources, or manipulating dishonest governments and marketplaces to their advantage. There’s a reason so many proles are laughing at this.

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.





DAVID CONCANNON

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Lol. I'm going to go to sleep and people better have solved this problem I had a hand in causing by the time I wake up

Brrrmph posted:

No billionaire has gained their wealth without exploiting labor, pillaging the earth’s resources, or manipulating dishonest governments and marketplaces to their advantage. There’s a reason so many proles are laughing at this.

I feel like Elon buying Twitter was what finally opened the floodgates of everyone hating billionaires because he killed the idea that being a billionaire means you are somehow smarter than everyone else

B-Rock452 fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jun 21, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

imagine the last thing you see are this guy's pasty nipples

I don't think I've ever seen ghost nipples before, they are invisible.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
So if QAnon people start theorycrafting that Joe Biden sank the sub to keep lips closed, what are they going to call the scandal

OceanGategate?

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Pookah posted:



The absolute, shameless Audacity of this complaint.

Let's start with Stockton Rush and move down the chain of seniority first, shall we?
Rich fucks become rich fucks by socializing risk and privatizing profit. This is nothing new.

Personally not sure why they are spending tax dollars trying to rescue people who deliberately operated outside the law and regulation to the point it's in their goddamn FAQ. They can feel free to Free Market Solution their way out of this pickle.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Further Reading posted:

See that's the problem right there. "Consummate Businessmen" designed it instead of "Consummate Engineers".

This paradigm is anathema to innovation. <:mad:>

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

imagine the last thing you see are this guy's pasty nipples

loose nips sink subs

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