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Say it ain't so The sub will not go All the power's off Rich people self own
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SlurredSpeech609 posted:Here's a video from a Spanish influencer that went on a trip last year. They have an issue on descent and the pilot drops one of the sandbag ballasts with the bluetooth controller. Their poo poo is just running on windows? godam
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Vim Fuego posted:Their poo poo is just running on windows? godam Known for being the most stable of OS
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I can't believe this thing worked at all, let alone multiple times before it killed everyone on board. That's amazingPurpleXVI posted:I think the most amazing thing is that this stupid machine had apparently made the dive previously without killing everyone on board. 
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The Guardian posted:A man who was on the Titan last year told Sky News that the submersible was not safe. i'm guessing in germany it's criss cross crab und snake soe. ShredsYouSay fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 21, 2023 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm just saying that if they can get a detailed 3D sonar image of approximately where the submersible is/was, then they'd really be able to tell, generally, what happened, and whether or not they even need to bother rushing to try and get it. I think the approximate location is about the size of Connecticut.
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Grey Cat posted:Known for being the most stable of OS Right? No way that can be a problem
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Captain Invictus posted:If the pilot killed the rest of them how much longer would the air supply hold out for They had 96 hours if they didn't implode. I suppose that would mean 480 hours unless enclosed air doesn't work that way. They totally imploded though. Everything about the design of the fart-tube is a disaster.
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Vim Fuego posted:I can't believe this thing worked at all, let alone multiple times before it killed everyone on board. That's amazing It worked a total of three times - a 75% safety rate is good, yeah?
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Butterfly Valley posted:We say toodleoo crumpets and stew Well thats just lovely. Rotten rear end Joe posted:Do y'all think they're munching on each other's flesh if they're not dead? Its only been a couple days so no one would be starving yet but yes.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I'm just saying that if they can get a detailed 3D sonar image of approximately where the submersible is/was, then they'd really be able to tell, generally, what happened, and whether or not they even need to bother rushing to try and get it. You should get Elon to broadcast this idea
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:Edit: this joke was already made nevermind! Never stopped anyone before 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kkns8RCs-w They are dead for sure
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You know what? That company that made the front window, which they said was good to 1300 meters, they make a good product. It made 5 dives to 4000 meters before possibly blowing out and killing everyone, that's like a 3x safety factor
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Jun 21, 2023 22:59
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I'm still laughing at sticking the shitter and piss bottle in the same place as the only window.
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Pookah posted:It worked a total of three times - a 75% safety rate is good, yeah? 
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zedprime posted:Just imagine your last experiences on Earth are sitting criss cross apple sauce in a tube while an old guy takes off his shirt and plays My Heart Will Go On. I can't do this because I'm not David Lynch.
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:I'm still laughing at sticking the shitter and piss bottle in the same place as the only window. Not to mention the driver's seat, surely that can't be problematic.
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OB-GYN Kenobi posted:I'm curious why SEA PATROL has been so quiet through all this. They have the technology to make this a quick rescue.......or recover the human goo, depending on which is needed. Scooby goos
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/emilyschooley/status/1671403745106599938?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA That's only a week per migrant saved, not too harsh IMO
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T3hRen3gade posted:Yes, it's an extremely common phrase used in kindergartens across the United States. It has a doubly dark meaning in this context as well, as they were sitting criss-cross and are now likely crushed into apple sauce.
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Witeldram posted:They are dead for sure Wow a daily mail story where they're not blaming immigrants. Impressive find.
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they are ~11000 feet deeper than the current deepest successful undersea rescue (Pisces 3) - even assuming they haven't imploded, swept away, smashed into the titanic wreck, death by kraken 
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Wait what happens when they have to go poop
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Anyone know what air pressure they maintain on the inside of these things?
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Pvt. Parts posted:Anyone know what air pressure they maintain on the inside of these things? Atmospheric. As in, STP, Room temperature, etc.
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What if instead of ocean water, it is instead filled with piss?
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Wee posted:From The Daily Mail imagine caring about a dumb shipwreck enough to actually get in that thing jfc
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raggedphoto posted:Seems like a waste of multiple countries time and money to keep looking for these rear end clowns, I wonder when they'll call it all off. A sunk cost fallacy, you might say
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Regalingualius posted:https://twitter.com/emilyschooley/status/1671403745106599938?s=61&t=-vp9P7i8Kl2W3uKiLPEWrA Germans are the kindest people. Try to name a German who has ever done something bad. You can't!
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https://twitter.com/RadishHarmers/status/1671204122400370719
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[In Alice from Well There's Your Problem voice]: "Soup like homogenate."
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smoobles posted:we all died in a ghetto submarine Lol
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RC and Moon Pie posted:What if instead of ocean water, it is instead filled with piss? Completely filled? Less likely to implode, therefore safer.
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Grey Cat posted:Easier to relate to a squirrel than a billionaire. Their lives are so far removed from our own it's not easy to relate for most people. lets put it this way they managed to kill themselves in a way that like practically nobody on this forum could afford to do
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HonorableTB posted:lets put it this way they managed to kill themselves in a way that like practically nobody on this forum could afford to do Billionaires always innovating And think of the jobs theyre creating in trying to rescue them truly trickle down economics works
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I dont think Ive seen a single person who has actually visited the Titanic wreck not share what nightmare scenario they think the sub is in which makes me think that everyone whos been there spent most of their time imagining how they would die. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/live-blog/missing-titanic-submersible-live-updates-rcna90315/rcrd14409 Submersible could be caught in Titanic wreckage, scientist theorizes quote:Jeff Karson, a deep sea researcher, pointed to two possible explanations for the missing Titan submersible. In one scenario, a mechanical failure may have prevented the watercraft from dropping the steel weights that help it travel to the ocean floor, he said.
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