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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Butterfly Valley posted:

Anyway if I were on that sub I'd have 100% wigged the gently caress out days ago and would have pleaded with the rest to murder me to hasten the end.

If I was about to take a ride on that sub I would have seriously asked if there were cyanide pills on board as soon as I saw the ballast release "mechanism".

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naem
May 29, 2011





Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

funeral home DJ posted:

How do you do a brutality against yourself?

*rips out own spine*

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

funeral home DJ posted:

How do you do a brutality against yourself?

fine

never learned to dodge in Dark Souls


you died

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



That DICK! posted:

Just keeding. They’re goo
--d after being rescued and wrapped in warm blankets with hot chocolate :)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

More ships are joining the Searcy for an object thousands of meters below sea level.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

kiimo posted:

I want to hear more about the person who took a look at the sub and demanded their money back and didn't go because that person has to feel like an absolute king of Good Decisions right now

What's this now?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

funeral home DJ posted:

How do you do a brutality against yourself?

The first step is saving up $250000

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Hazo posted:

--d after being rescued and wrapped in warm blankets with hot chocolate :)

MSN reporting!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

8 hours of air left, everything is hopeless. The driver passes the controller to the kid

"The real Dark Souls starts here"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kkns8RCs-w&t=174s



started at the right time for you

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

That DICK! posted:

MSN reporting!



Time for a 6er

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The first step is saving up $250000

Just put it on a credit card, won’t be your problem

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

NotJustANumber99 posted:

a n added layer of crazy is theres pictures of the billionaire man sitting in the limiting factor with the fella that made that one. So he'd obviously done his homework and seen what a proper one looks like and still decided to get in the toilet tube.

yeah i mentioned it before but this is a fast moving thread - harding and frenchguy both know what good subs that won't implode look like and still boarded this one

frenchguy gets a pass because he figured he was always destined to die in an underwater accident and is literally a top historian of the Titanic (and is 77 years old)

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!

Google Jeb Bush posted:

frenchguy gets a pass because he figured he was always destined to die in an underwater accident and is literally a top historian of the Titanic (and is 77 years old)

Maybe that’s it. Everyone else was just collateral damage so that he could have the death he always wanted

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~
https://twitter.com/audioguy182/status/1671666301406957568?s=46&t=pYXbrsIUxM-F__2KiH5Cag
Billionaire stepson still coping well.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
We should figure out which countdown clock is the most accurate so we can do a ghoulish countdown to when they're definitely dead.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=4831670

This one says 10h exactly.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



Jesus Christ :dogstare:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Funky See Funky Do posted:

We should figure out which countdown clock is the most accurate so we can do a ghoulish countdown to when they're definitely dead.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=4831670

This one says 10h exactly.

I love everyone still using my timer. It's slightly off now that we got a new estimate. It's 30min fast.
E: New timer based on the coast guard estimate.
https://countingdownto.com/?c=4833297

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 01:34 on Jun 22, 2023

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Grey Cat posted:

Jesus Christ :dogstare:

I can't believe he keeps doubling down.

I mean I guess it doesn't matter but :drat:

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Magic Johnson caliber analysis

Jamsque
May 31, 2009

https://twitter.com/WhackNicholson/status/1671662364943417347?cxt=HHwWhoC87YyE-LIuAAAA

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I didn’t want to give this away but I can save them. Someone who knows more code needs to tap this out

“ Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A B A select start”

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003





this movie ends with Brian having sabotaged the sub why do I always guess these twist endings halfway through

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Droogie posted:

100% it was this that made it not have a transponder, not have sharp edges, not be contrasting. Which makes it more funny that it has some rusty chain and S hooks under it to hold ballast

Look if you have any safety and rescue features that just proves you don't have faith that your vehicle is sound. Any vehicle that needs a transponder is obviously not safe enough to use.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


EngineerJoe posted:

My memorial



This deserves more love.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kiimo posted:

fine

never learned to dodge in Dark Souls


you died

But you’re right, if they did implode and turn into goo it’s a brutality of sorts

It’s just… like how?

FurtherReading
Sep 4, 2007

The way things are going I guess he's gonna end up president someday.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
The tapping... it's a code!

OMG what are they saying?!

DRINK YOUR OVALTINE

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

in all likelihood the ship shot up from the depths with such force that it rocketed out of the atmosphere. those boys are earth's first martians

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/df93f7b3-38ad-4027-95fa-0aa9f56fd584

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

For like the millionth time submarine murderer wasn’t a goon

How do you know?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

funeral home DJ posted:

But you’re right, if they did implode and turn into goo it’s a brutality of sorts

It’s just… like how?

He's Noob Saibot of his company he can brutality himself

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

They're dressed like a wealthy person from 1912.

Nobody asks any questions, They walk to the other side of the ship and is never seen again.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Noob Sailboat would be a good first yacht name.

Death By SnuSnu
Jun 7, 2007
Compare your lives to mine and kill yourselves.
I just want to thank everyone for making this thread a Titan! This is the first time I've posted a thread and I never expected a gold mine. Gonna ride this poo poo tube all the way to the bottom! :grin:

Also, they're goo.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
https://twitter.com/jaytholen/status/1671427956281864192

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

For like the millionth time submarine murderer wasn’t a goon

drunkb
Aug 14, 2009


The Great Twist

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

For like the millionth time submarine murderer wasn’t a goon

In retrospect no goon has ever touched a woman. I think you might to be on to something

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cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.
Do you have stairs in your sub?

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