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Data Graham posted:*black-and-white clip of someone in a kitchen with burrito fillings blorting out, stares exasperatedly at the camera* Has this ever happened to YOU??? [shakes fist in exasperation] There has got to be a better way!
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root beer posted:[shakes fist in exasperation] There has got to be a better way! Hi, Phil Swift here, and if you love burritos, you're gonna love the newest addition to the Flex Seal family of products
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I have no hands and i must burrito
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root beer posted:[shakes fist in exasperation] There has got to be a better way! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLbgO0q6n4U
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Pita, so named because it's a pain in the rear end to make a flatbread roll up.
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zedprime posted:Pita, so named because it's a pain in the rear end to make a flatbread roll up. Try using your hands instead
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LifeSunDeath posted:
They are good for my children to stop them dropping food everywhere..
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LifeSunDeath posted:
I've tried that. It's good for lazy friday meals. Cook up your filling and scoop it in there and never need to worry about about spilling.
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In the UK these are (or at least were) marketed as Stand and Stuff pockets Edit, my mistake these are they: 
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monkeytennis posted:In the UK these are (or at least were) marketed as Stand and Stuff pockets This is like the worst of both worlds, the floppiness of a tortilla dropping your poo poo everywhere combined with the form factor of a bowl yet no rigidity or resistance to a knife and fork which you'd need to eat the loving thing because its not burrito shaped
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Butterfly Valley posted:This is like the worst of both worlds, the floppiness of a tortilla dropping your poo poo everywhere combined with the form factor of a bowl yet no rigidity or resistance to a knife and fork which you'd need to eat the loving thing because its not burrito shaped  It is burrito shaped  
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Burritos are enclosed tubes with structural integrity provided by the wrap, this thing is a floppy open bowl which if filled to anything like the suggested serving on the packet would be a huge pain to eat without cutlery
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Jun 21, 2023 23:19
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They should make long tubes of tortilla casing that you can fill with burrito ingredients like sausages
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they should make a burrito you can suck out like a gogurt for kids on the go
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Ror posted:They should make long tubes of tortilla casing that you can fill with burrito ingredients like sausages This right here, that's the kind of innovation we need in food science
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Ror posted:They should make long tubes of tortilla casing that you can fill with burrito ingredients like sausages Thats basically what that is.
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Butterfly Valley posted:This is like the worst of both worlds, the floppiness of a tortilla dropping your poo poo everywhere combined with the form factor of a bowl yet no rigidity or resistance to a knife and fork which you'd need to eat the loving thing because its not burrito shaped I had these once at a potluck. They're stiffer than normal tortillas so the boat shape holds up when filled. They're small enough that its basically a burrito with the top open or a soft taco that stays folded up when set down on a plate. I wouldn't buy them but it served its purpose ok. I could see it working well for children, like at a party.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Thats basically what that is. I'm picturing hose-length, coiled around a drum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBuQehx1SDw
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Quid posted:I had these once at a potluck. They're stiffer than normal tortillas so the boat shape holds up when filled. They're small enough that its basically a burrito with the top open or a soft taco that stays folded up when set down on a plate. I wouldn't buy them but it served its purpose ok. I could see it working well for children, like at a party. Hmm op hmmmm I'm not convinced. The ones shaped like a sock sure but not this malarkey.
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Butterfly Valley posted:a knife and fork which you'd need to eat the loving thing because its not burrito shaped it is very easy to eat the taco boat wtf. do you roll a burger or a salad into a burrito as well
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OK I was picturing them as bigger in my head. I guess it's like taco size except the ends are sealed so you can still squish it together and eat it taco style. I still think they suck.
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LifeSunDeath posted:
How else are you going to make a fleshlight you can eat? gently caress meat in a can like some sort of animal?
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Just use a bowl or pita bread ffs
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Non Compos Mentis posted:How else are you going to make a fleshlight you can eat? gently caress meat in a can like some sort of animal? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x91S2f6YuGg
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You could put one tortilla boat on top of the other
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Good one from You Suck at Cooking. Also wtf France?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz7gGD0ws4c
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Last time I got upset over bread being in a different shape than normal I think I was about 4 years old.
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axolotl farmer posted:Good one from You Suck at Cooking. Also wtf France? It's nonsense, but I'd say the stomach ache per euro is pretty strong and you usually don't want another afterwards. because you'd be dead
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I love puttering around foreign cities in Google Earth and looking at the photos on restaurants, and that's how I learned about French "tacos" and how the standard cheese for them is Emmental.
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French tacos are a really good example of the contempt that the French collective conscious has for literally every other world cuisine
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No taco rules.
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von Braun posted:it is very easy to eat the taco boat wtf. do you roll a burger or a salad into a burrito as well
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When I was younger and colossally depressed one of my most common depression meals was iceberg lettuce and ranch dressing rolled into a tortilla
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Old El Paso is a General Mills brand, proudly American, so maybe don't blame the Europeans for the poo poo that Americans came up with?
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ookiimarukochan posted:Old El Paso is a General Mills brand, proudly American, so maybe don't blame the Europeans for the poo poo that Americans came up with? America is Europe's fault tbf
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von Braun posted:salad into a burrito A wrap? But also, taco boats are a perfectly reasonable way to have a soft shell taco. While the burrito pockets might be largely unneeded they still manage to be better than burrito pops. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJAs4QXHAI Killingyouguy! posted:America is Europe's fault tbf Pangea's fault(s) split it off...
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I like when Old El Paso stuff proudly proclaims it is 'Extra Mild' got forbid anyone taste a spice
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Ketchup with different marketing
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