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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I still can't believe this idiot actually bought twitter tbh

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

god he's still tweeting about cis poo poo

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Revins posted:

I still can't believe this idiot actually bought twitter tbh

He's so dumb lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




having a hearty lol thinking about yaccarino's blood pressure right now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

ffffffffffuuckk

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Bad Purchase posted:

having a hearty lol thinking about yaccarino's blood pressure right now

https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1671634771204771840
busy busting her rear end trying to save twitter from the EU

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

Revins posted:

I still can't believe this idiot actually bought twitter tbh

he's very lonely

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004


I can almost laugh about this.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

waffle iron posted:



I can almost laugh about this.

lmao

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

things are going very well at X/twitter.com
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1671662386267279362
https://twitter.com/ZoeSchiffer/status/1671663690708406274

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
X/Twitter turning into the Trump White House :elon:

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
Elon is the meme goat

Tea Party Crasher
Sep 3, 2012

gently caress this makes me wish I didn't delete my Twitter and instead got banned for calling someone a cissy

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



1 Yaccarino is already longer than 1 Scaramucci

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Revins posted:

I still can't believe this idiot actually bought twitter tbh
Imagine waking up from a coma and all
of this weird detail - “Revins” making a callback to Elon Musk buying twitter etc - and it’s just normal 1989 and you’re definitely damaged from the time you were in a coma. Do you have to live through all of that poo poo or is there any reason to think it was real? Who was I before anyway?

You push through and take off Tuesday September 11 2001 and notice it’s a Monday. 16 years later “Peeoleb Muntip” is president. Yep, i’m a coma again.

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

A fifty-year-old manchild vs a department store mannequin brought to life by a fratboy's drunken wish.

I hope it's televised at least.

You are on my level. Let's call up Dahlia Gillespie and see if she can summon up some poo poo.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Data Graham posted:

1 Yaccarino is already longer than 1 Scaramucci

which Scaramucci?

the white house one or the cartoon one from Samurai Jack season 5?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Whichever one does the fandango

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I'm factorydefaultsettingsexual right up to my clock blinking 12:00:00.

I think we might be compatible. I'm a timestamp with time zone column with all NULL values. Wanna insert?

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er

Awww adjectives are making someone's fee fees hurt :saddumb:, anyway sound off with the racism and transphobic speech guys!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1671570177215823910?t=2GO2MHjz2yWBIPJAdh07Bg&s=19

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

waffle iron posted:



I can almost laugh about this.

Heidi is a lesbian. It’s baffling to me to see people like her group themselves in willingly with the same group of people who want the entire LGBTQ community to be killed.*

*she is extremely outspoken about being transphobic and calling for violence against transwomen.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Only satire site I really care about is The Onion but Hard Drive is not too shabby, have to say.

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

BigglesSWE posted:

Only satire site I really care about is The Onion but Hard Drive is not too shabby, have to say.

It's the only "the Onion but..." website that pulls it off pretty reliably.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1671528643586031616

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
But The Onion is still top dog lol

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I said come in! posted:

Heidi is a lesbian. It’s baffling to me to see people like her group themselves in willingly with the same group of people who want the entire LGBTQ community to be killed.*

*she is extremely outspoken about being transphobic and calling for violence against transwomen.

Having one marginalized identity doesn't necessarily mean you aren't bigoted against another.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
I won't stop until hetero is a slur too

Fiddler on the Reef
Apr 29, 2011


I said come in! posted:

Heidi is a lesbian. It’s baffling to me to see people like her group themselves in willingly with the same group of people who want the entire LGBTQ community to be killed.*

*she is extremely outspoken about being transphobic and calling for violence against transwomen.

No one wants the entire LGBTQ community killed. Also a lot of the draft legislation for preserving women’s spaces are written by a bunch of lesbian lawyers (https://womensliberationfront.org/news)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
"Will no one rid me of this turbulent LGBQT+ community?"

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1671685943349346304?s=46&t=rSc-CAl4ZevcACnaJdfMFg

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Quick question.


Does anyone know what the gently caress anymore?

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

Bruceski posted:

It's the only "the Onion but..." website that pulls it off pretty reliably.

Reductress is pretty good

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




:munch:

Lore vs Lowtax.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
If any of the billionaires are some kind of psycho batman type, it's Zuck.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Good thing he secured that leak on his assassination coordinates

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006


I'll only pay to watch if it's to the death.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Do I get to shoot him endlessly in Meta? No? gently caress that.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
God dammit do NOT make me root for zuck in anything

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F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Better yet, send them both deep into the ocean inside a carbon fiber submersible piloted by a Logitech controller to see which one can survive.

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