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nine-gear crow posted:https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1671671959216635904 You know what they say. "Go woke. Go to the bottom of the ocean."
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A Festivus Miracle posted:Yeah, that's my wiggle room for being wrong and assuming no absurdities happened like 5 man sub battle royale. Worst Fortnite match, ever.
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any updates on if they found the sub? ty
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smoobles posted:any updates on if they found the sub? ty Nope, If they found them right this second it'd still be too late assuming they're underwater.
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smoobles posted:any updates on if they found the sub? ty Yes The did Not find the sun
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Rescue teams incoming Also... 
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smoobles posted:any updates on if they found the sub? ty Update from the search team: 
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Grey Cat posted:Nope, If they found them right this second it'd still be too late assuming they're underwater. where else would a submarine be? in the sky?
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Further Reading posted:6-8 hour round trip, 30 minutes of which was at the titanic. (I think) depends how quickly they found the titanic iirc, 1.5 hrs down, 3 hrs up, other details negotiable depending on the will of the tides because navigation equipment is for losers
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smoobles posted:where else would a submarine be? in the sky? No, but it could be floating on the surface, smart rear end. Unlikely though considering they have texting out in the ocean. E: with no beacon... or gps...
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wait wait wait no loving way they have a loving bed pan shitter in a tiny tube where people are going to be stuck in (BY DESIGN) for a minimum of 4+ hours??? I figured they just threw in the joke toilet in case of emergencies because you just go down and backup, no big deal, in like an hour (i had no idea)
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Captain Beans posted:wait wait wait no loving way spare all expenses.
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Captain Beans posted:wait wait wait no loving way I regret to inform you that there were a few design mistakes in this submersible
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I dont get it. Do you wanna see someone get turned into soup or not? i mean, hasnt anybody tested this? nobody ever put a sub real depe and videoed it getting imploded instantly from like a tiny crack?
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post this poo poo on every page lamo
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ComfyPants posted:Rescue teams incoming This uh rescue team seems armed And what game is this lol
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Some interesting articles I ran across outside the mainstream coverage: OceanGate: NASA and OceanGate Enter into an Agreement to Collaborate in the Development, Manufacturing and Testing of New Carbon Fiber Pressure Vessels - https://www.oceangate.com/news-and-media/press-releases/2020-0226-nasa-and-oceangate-enter-into-an-agreement-to-collaborate.html CBC: The Titanic and Edmund Fitzgerald are both considered gravesites. Why only one is off limits - https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/titanic-edmund-fitzgerald-1.6882861#:~:text=The%20wreck%20is%20in%20Canadian%20waters.
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Grey Cat posted:No, but it could be floating on the surface, smart rear end. so you're telling me this submarine, which can resurface in the event of an emergency or power failure, and which has a door that only opens from the outside, was built without a beacon or GPS to be used in such an emergency? that seems kinda dumb! why'd they do that?
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smoobles posted:so you're telling me this submarine, which can resurface in the event of an emergency or power failure, and which has a door that only opens from the outside, was built without a beacon or GPS to be used in such an emergency? Excellent question, the answer-- I don't loving know, it's awful, a 12 year old could piece this problem out better.
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:This uh rescue team seems armed X-Com: Terror of Absurdly Long Missions That You Have to Do Repeatedly.
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What are the odds of a worst-case irony scenario where they all suffocate and then the sub implodes immediately afterwards?
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:And what game is this lol Random Stranger posted:X-Com: Terror of Absurdly Long Missions That You Have to Do Repeatedly. ^ Yes, this. (XCom: Terror from the Deep)
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You know guys I think the real thing here is the Titanic wreck doesn't actually exist. It's actually the Olympia which was destroyed and the Titanic never existed. It was an ancient insurance fraud. That's why they can't visit it that's why the Democrat live pro London banking insurance system killed them
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:You know guys I think the real thing here is the Titanic wreck doesn't actually exist. It's actually the Olympia which was destroyed and the Titanic never existed. It was an ancient insurance fraud. That's why they can't visit it that's why the Democrat live pro London banking insurance system killed them please do not speak this into being
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Zugzwang posted:What are the odds of a worst-case irony scenario where they all suffocate and then the sub implodes immediately afterwards? esky fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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Pvt. Parts posted:people of all means do dumb stuff for thrills. the 1/.1% just have better reach. I mean, look at me, spending $70 on a pro controller to enjoy for countless hours in the comfort of my living room.
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everyone making jokes is gonna feel really bad when it's them in a home depot submarine at the bottom of the ocean, inhaling poop fumes for three days until they die
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smoobles posted:everyone making jokes is gonna feel really bad when it's them in a Harbor freight submarine at the bottom of the ocean, inhaling poop fumes for three days until they die Ftfy
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smoobles posted:everyone making jokes is gonna feel really bad when it's them in a home depot submarine at the bottom of the ocean, inhaling poop fumes for three days until they die It's so terrible that joking about is the only defense
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