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Breaking News was great when TRUMP got Covid. Or when he lost the presidency officially and it was Nub-Nub time.
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Apparently Gabe Newell (founder of Valve Software) owns one of the only subs in the world that could reach the OceanGate sub assuming its sitting at the bottom of the ocean?
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I said come in! posted:Apparently Gabe Newell (founder of Valve Software) owns one of the only subs in the world that could reach the OceanGate sub assuming its sitting at the bottom of the ocean? Lol that's an actual fact, it also couldn't do anything to help
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He got that right, certainly. You have to punch down on most Republicans in government because they're disgusting human beings and christofascists.
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MrQwerty posted:Lol that's an actual fact, it also couldn't do anything to help Ya getting to the sub means nothing if you can't lift it. You don't "dock" submarines two miles down. It's all academic anyway, they haven't even found the lost sub. Or maybe they did but aren't publicizing it because there's no viable plan before they all die.
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Pook Good Mook posted:Ya getting to the sub means nothing if you can't lift it. You don't "dock" submarines two miles down. They can lift it no problem, see:
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nine-gear crow posted:
"Show me your UUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH face"  Nooner posted:Imma commit hella crimes and then declare I'm running for president. Don't do it Nooner you're not Presidential enough!!! 
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jesus, he's speaking like he's talking to a child. it's loving gross. that's the LEAST concerning thing he said. "otherwise the people that love you don't know whether or not they're for real. are they saying the truth or not?" (ending in a weird "sweet" voice) "and you have to tell the voters what it's all about, otherwise why should they be able to understand? thank you very much." people died for this man
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Jun 22, 2023 05:22
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These title changes, I can't.
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I said come in! posted:Apparently Gabe Newell (founder of Valve Software) owns one of the only subs in the world that could reach the OceanGate sub assuming its sitting at the bottom of the ocean? George: So, I was at that mini-sub convention. And there it was, sitting in Newell's sub: a USB stick labeled Half-Life 3 DEMO. Just sitting there. I had to try it. But the buttons on my Steam Deck were still gummed up from Kramer's stupid Junior Mints. Jerry: Why didn't you just use the touch pads? George: I like tactile response when I play. I'm not going to play Half Life 3 like it's some shovelware Angry Birds clone. I have standards. Jerry (to Elaine): It's because his fingers are too big for the pads. George: So, I grabbed the first thing I could find: an old wireless Logitech controller sitting on a chair. The thing had these huge nipples on the analog sticks for some reason. Jerry: So how was the game? George: It was everything anyone could have hoped for. It completely lived up to decades of anticipation. I didn't even notice that I'd been playing for 4 hours straight. Until... Elaine: Until what? George: The batteries died. So I put it back. Then when everyone else was loading up, I saw that Pakistani kid... Jerry: The one who was kicking your chair? George: Yeah, that one. He was holding the nipple controller. Then later he got into that Tic-Tac mini-sub Kramer invested in. Kramer: Hey, that "Jack Dawson Reality Tour" was a great investment! For a little while... George: So, do you really think they're out of air, now? 96-hour timer starts beeping theme music starts playing Jerry: Well, much like Half-Life 3, it's confirmed. EXECUTIVE PRODUCER LARRY DAVID
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InsertPotPun posted:
A woman took a bullet in the neck and bled out. A man tazed his own balls to death And now I'm lollin
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InsertPotPun posted:jesus, he's speaking like he's talking to a child. it's loving gross. Right!? His followers are going to have such a hard time keeping up.
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Dr.Smasher posted:A woman took a bullet in the neck and bled out. A man tazed his own balls to death And you're saying they did this because Dompuld Frump was President of the United States of America and they were mad that he was NOT going to be president anymore??? 
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Neuronyx posted:I see I have not updated my definition on what a libertarian is. Actually I never looked it up because it's never felt relevant. From the ones I know who no longer call themselves conservatives... They're socially liberal, fiscally conservative but generally always pull the red lever unless the person is a nutcase, which is increasingly frustrating because they may as well be called liberals who want to date 10 year olds at this point since all the conservatives are way too far in the nutcase realm for them to vote for.
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Dr.Smasher posted:A woman took a bullet in the neck and bled out. A man tazed his own balls to death Let's not forget attacking the FBI HQ with a nail gun and getting killed for Drumpf
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Oh yeah? THAT will do it! Lmao look at this absolutely desperate poo poo
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Kevin in full desperation mode: just giving the loons whatever they want When do we find out who George Santos mysterious benefactor is now btw?
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TulliusCicero posted:
Tomorrow!
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azflyboy posted:Mike Pence wants to have sex with 12 year old transgender adults? It means Jorp is slightly less extreme on trans issues than Mike Pence is.
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Philthy posted:From the ones I know who no longer call themselves conservatives... They're socially liberal, fiscally conservative but generally always pull the red lever unless the person is a nutcase, which is increasingly frustrating because they may as well be called liberals who want to date 10 year olds at this point since all the conservatives are way too far in the nutcase realm for them to vote for. Ohhhh so avoid them, I gotchu.  MrMojok posted:Tomorrow! 
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TulliusCicero posted:
it's the guys in the sub. they bailed him out.
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It was George Soros, in an absolute banger of a twist
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Harveygod posted:George: So, I was at that mini-sub convention. And there it was, sitting in Newell's sub: a USB stick labeled Half-Life 3 DEMO. Just sitting there. I had to try it. But the buttons on my Steam Deck were still gummed up from Kramer's stupid Junior Mints. 
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Reminding myself to find out when the Santos benefactor will be announced and have an aperol spritz ready.
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sebmojo posted:It was George Soros, in an absolute banger of a twist I've had "the real George Santos shows up and exposes Antondy Devolder as a fraud" on my Bingo card for a while now. Think "The Principal and the Pauper" but for Congress.
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https://www.palmerreport.com/analys...-morning/50806/ So, Over/under that he bad mouths the witnesses on Truth social and/or somewhere else tomorrow around noon? I give it 2pm (+2 hours over) winterwerefox fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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MTG getting mad at chinbert has big 9th grade "buuuuut you KNEEEEEW I had a crush on Bradlin like 2 weeks agoooooooooo! It was MY IDEA TO ASK HIM TO THE APPLE BALL!!!!"
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teen witch posted:Reminding myself to find out when the Santos benefactor will be announced and have an aperol spritz ready. Doesn't it come out at midnight EST?
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I know someone posted a clip earlier... but I think I managed to capture the entire burst.... https://i.imgur.com/YC4Ld9E.mp4 and I also clipped the "Huh...?" https://i.imgur.com/URmgKNs.mp4 For gently caress sake don't enable sound on both at the same time. (You should totally do that)
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Doesn't it come out at midnight EST? As in tomorrow midnight?
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Grey Cat posted:As in tomorrow midnight? Nevermind then. I'm on the other side of the world, I thought there was still a few more hours. I guess 9am?
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winterwerefox posted:https://www.palmerreport.com/analys...-morning/50806/ I agree the morning is the best time to finish yourself off
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Nevermind then. I'm on the other side of the world, I thought there was still a few more hours. I guess 9am? Oh lol, was gonna say midnight EST was hours ago. Source for timezone then? 9am EST sounds plausible but don't wanna get my hopes up.
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It'll be at 12 noon EDT which is approx. 8 hours from the time of this post.
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BlackIronHeart posted:It'll be at 12 noon EDT which is approx. 8 hours from the time of this post. Perfect, 6PM CET
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10mdt, thank you
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InsertPotPun posted:people died for this man People are still going to prison for him, for years, screaming that HE WON as they're taken away. lmao
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