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sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Google Jeb Bush posted:

please do not speak this into being

There are actual Titanic Truthers

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'm sorry.

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

They really took Hillary's when they go low we go high thing to new lows

Celexi
Nov 25, 2006

Slava Ukraini!

lmao

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
You see, Ariel? The human world is a mess! Look how loving dumb they are!

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace

Lmao goddamn

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Has anyone done Slim Pickens riding the sub to the bottom of the sea a la Dr. Strangelove?

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
I'm starting to feel like reality has just turned into Umineko, but at the bottom of the sea.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




This post is one in a million.

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

sticksy posted:

There are actual Titanic Truthers
lol yeah I remember that article from the other day.

The Titanic Truthers of TikTok posted:

One 32-second post opens with a dramatic black-and-white drawing of the Titanic, its stern straining above waves studded with people, set to a spooky synthesizer tune. A man in a hoodie and a backward baseball cap, crudely green-screened into the frame, makes a familiar argument (accompanied by an emoji of a screaming face): “The Titanic NEVER actually sank.” Looking into the camera, he repeats the so-called and exhaustively disproved “swap” theory — that the ruins on the seabed belong to the Titanic’s older and decrepit sister ship, the Olympic, scuttled in an attempt at insurance fraud.
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/the-titanic-truthers-of-tiktok/

Ulio
Feb 17, 2011


nine-gear crow posted:

https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1671671959216635904

Guys, I found out why the submarine broke. It went woke!

LMAO. His delusional clickbaits are out of this world. It's funny because the story is he didn't want to hire old white guys but he still hired whites guys just younger lol.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

smoobles posted:

so you're telling me this submarine, which can resurface in the event of an emergency or power failure, and which has a door that only opens from the outside, was built without a beacon or GPS to be used in such an emergency?

that seems kinda dumb! why'd they do that?

Same reason they're using a cheap video game controller and a single elevator button to control the thing while pissing in a plastic jug and making GBS threads into a ziplock bag!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ulio posted:

LMAO. His delusional clickbaits are out of this world. It's funny because the story is he didn't want to hire old white guys but he still hired whites guys just younger lol.

Millennials are killing the 5 Minute Crafts DIY submersible industry

Neeksy
Mar 29, 2007

Hej min vän, hur står det till?
Killing each other for air is going to really be self-defeating considering what the body does immediately upon death.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Edmund Sparkler posted:

Has anyone done Slim Pickens riding the sub to the bottom of the sea a la Dr. Strangelove?

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Serotoning
Sep 14, 2010

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
HANG 'EM HIGH


We're fighting human animals and we act accordingly

Neeksy posted:

Killing each other for air is going to really be self-defeating considering what the body does immediately upon death.

(it takes a big shid)

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I mean just put the body in the curtain area lmao dummies

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Pvt. Parts posted:

(it takes a big shid)
By the time they got around to murdering each other for air, that poo poo has sailed anyway

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




nine-gear crow posted:

https://twitter.com/EuphoriTori/status/1671671959216635904

Guys, I found out why the submarine broke. It went woke!

If ever there was a time for a billionaire to slap someone with a ruinously costly lawsuit... this is it

SAY YOHO
Oct 5, 2021

god drat lol

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

has anyone suggested using thermite to save the sub yet

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

smoobles posted:

any updates on if they found the sub? ty

Yeah the footage was shown on the previous page:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

what if we tried nuking the Titanic?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Could we use depth charges to dislodge the sub

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



smoobles posted:

any updates on if they found the sub? ty

yes they were found alive in Cuba, Havana good time

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Shamelessly stolen from the C-SPAM thread:

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


bahahaha

I can hear the muffled song

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


Amazing.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


nice

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Loden Taylor posted:

what if we tried nuking the Titanic?

Man, Clive Clussler novels go hard now, don't they?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Lol that the poop curtain is at the bottom of the ocean

fullerene
Apr 29, 2022

Animal-Mother posted:

These last couple days have been one of the greatest periods of the internet in its entire history.

it's either this or Evergiven

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

teemolover42069 posted:

poo poo like this really makes it seem miserable to be a billionaire. I wouldn't even be that cheap for a controller for my actual playstation. what's the point of having all that money if you don't want to spend it, even on things which, if they go wrong, will literally kill you and everyone with you? it's just completely unfathomable to me

Seriously, even the Jurassic Park guy understood this

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Koirhor posted:

Not sure their hearts can go on any longer



:lmao:

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

skooma512 posted:

Seriously, even the Jurassic Park guy understood this

We Spared No Expense.

except everywhere.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

fullerene posted:

it's either this or Evergiven

Still Trump getting COVID for me. That was an electric weekend, checking your phone like you’re waiting for a snow day

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

skooma512 posted:

Seriously, even the Jurassic Park guy understood this

And look what happened to him? Eaten alive by compys!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

fullerene posted:

it's either this or Evergiven

It's not too late for the mashup.

Coffee Sludge
Dec 14, 2003

Dag nabbit
Grimey Drawer

thehandtruck posted:

i mean, hasnt anybody tested this? nobody ever put a sub real depe and videoed it getting imploded instantly from like a tiny crack?

Tested? Extensively. Filmed it? If there's video it's not available for public consumption. I have personally seen the effects of a sudden descent on a US Navy submarine though. If you're morbidly curious you can find the audio of the USS Thresher imploding.

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

teemolover42069 posted:

poo poo like this really makes it seem miserable to be a billionaire. I wouldn't even be that cheap for a controller for my actual playstation. what's the point of having all that money if you don't want to spend it, even on things which, if they go wrong, will literally kill you and everyone with you? it's just completely unfathomable to me

They have a hoarding disorder.

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