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scurrying and sniffing nibblin and poo poo for just pet owning a rat is adequate
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I had a gerbil when I was five I was uninformed or ill advised I gave him a sketchy name, quite wacky I might have called my gerbil blacky.
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Jun 21, 2023 19:27
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Fizzy drinks go up your nose Mud squelches between your toes Chewing gum stuck in your hair You are 8 and you don't care
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Jun 21, 2023 19:42
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In the deep ocean's vast domain, A tiny sub vanished, quite insane! Now 2 sunken ships, was one when they came Probably should have packed some extra double As
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Jun 21, 2023 19:43
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I had gum in my hair not gonna lie It was from the bus and did I cry Adults were going to cut my hair Peanut butter and ice saved me a scare
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Jun 21, 2023 19:44
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Cousin Todd posted:In the deep ocean's vast domain, Holy gently caress our ride is flat One moment here another splat I hope it gets discovered soon Because gently caress me I need to scat
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Jun 21, 2023 19:47
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Let's go to the supermarket I need a whole pack of cheap ham I need to eat the watery protein Until I feel better, fam
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Jun 21, 2023 20:02
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Goddesses! I love meat Cram it in my mouth: Indiscreet Chewing, mouth open, I drool On the floor my spittle pools
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Jun 21, 2023 20:11
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surfin on waves of mountain dew mixed with batt'ry acid, called hick stew i'm sippin on my last im afraid to admit cops'll be swabbin that mtn dew spit
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Jun 21, 2023 22:32
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Oh, if you're not winning, you're losing But now you have no room to choose Bit by your own mouth, you're so stupid Sit in your own room and stew
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Jun 21, 2023 22:33
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Against the sea floor the submersible lost it's sheen. Between many sweaty men I found myself between. Hope nobody looks at me as I pass the boredom. I whip out my hog and aggressively stroke my foreskin.
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Jun 22, 2023 07:53
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My daddy’s busy sinking, down, down, down And so I got to thinking: pound, pound, pound Won’t anybody date me? Now, now, now Money will elevate me. Drown, drown, drown
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Jun 22, 2023 08:56
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I pulled a nose hair gonna die No woman wants me gonna cry Can't say the Nword, really? Why? Got banned from Twitter, gently caress, goodbye.
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Jun 22, 2023 08:58
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When they saw my search history They took my semen catching sock But filters don't block nudie mags Reset the masturbation clock
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Jun 22, 2023 10:12
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goatface posted:When they saw my search history Yeah, they didn't catch my printed material They're thinking metric but my mags are mint like imperials You can think it's sad that my stints are bad and venereal But when I slam my spam my sins turn ethereal
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Jun 22, 2023 10:28
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We rowed so loud it became clear That the whole restaurant could hear Of the pillow and the smother Used to rid us of my mother
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Jun 22, 2023 10:31
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i thought you're gonna move out? you had a place picked out? but your stuff's still in the house it's 3 am and you're still out
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Jun 22, 2023 16:23
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Cup of tea in hand you face the lord of the land So burdened with our money I'm amazed he can stand But your arms go limp and you quiver like a gimp Instead of calling out his crimes you're an establishment simp
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Jun 22, 2023 16:31
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So we know the thing went kablooie People rapidly turned into debris Goes to show to check your ratings I wouldn't ride in that thing for free
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Jun 23, 2023 00:29
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What a day Don't say hey Tired gay Hit the hay
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Jun 23, 2023 02:08
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What a day Living this way Ain't got no money No moneys got paid
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Jun 23, 2023 03:02
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Got paid 32 dollars For folding blankets and towels call it a day, gonna amscray what a day, what a day
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Jun 23, 2023 03:31
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My head's been splitting for 3 days Can hardly see, it's all a haze Stumbling tumbling I hit the floor Please, dear gods, can't take anymore
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Jun 23, 2023 04:20
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I used to get headaches, six out of ten A pain of ten is being actively stoned Thank goodness for Excedrine Tension Weed also helps but go see a doctor bro
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Jun 23, 2023 04:34
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i'm gonna split ya rear end out in 3 ways crack right down the middle of the freeway gonna need gorilla glue for days you gonna poo poo flat soda son, no carbonate
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Jun 23, 2023 04:35
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Empty post, shitpost, empty quote, quote I got a little story about a vote First option, normal, last option Goku I ignored the last guy I wrote to
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Jun 23, 2023 04:37
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Passive Aggreeable posted:I used to get headaches, six out of ten I might if it persists tomorrow Currently laying, head full of sorrow Excedrin isn't working, feel like I'm dying Hopefully a doc can stop my brain frying
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Jun 23, 2023 04:40
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gay times postan on the forums potshot shitposts against decorum but nothings planned im innocent you gotta understand im an idiot
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Jun 23, 2023 04:41
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Who left the piss on the floor by the toilet Bitch I bet you left it there on purpose We can't have nice things because you'd soil it Who left the piss on the floor by the toilet
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Jun 23, 2023 22:52
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Passive Aggreeable posted:Who left the piss on the floor by the toilet It wasn't me I always sit Be it pee, or be it poo poo If it were, I'd likely clean If I were you I'd be real mean
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Jun 23, 2023 22:59
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Don't give me a steak because I'd boil it raw I don't mean sous vide but in a pot It'd be like rubber it'd taste real awful It's no wonder why my tacos taste awful
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Jun 23, 2023 23:03
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One day, big AI will be our boss Sticking to the paradigm, not bending at all Complain about it and find yourself at a loss No way around it you'd have no job at all
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Jun 23, 2023 23:07
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straight suckin nectar out from the flower water blood and honey it's all i devour on a rampage through the great marshes got me potatoes, got me starches
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Jun 26, 2023 16:29
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twelve hundred dollars all bundled in a bowl mixed with egg and flour and baked out from the cold jeans crisp while the oven light flickers on then down to the bank for another withdraw
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Jun 27, 2023 15:26
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I could have chicken I could have pork You could have quorn You vegetarian dork
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Jun 27, 2023 18:38
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Oh no, what peril! Up my rear end: A squirrel Residing inside my hole Neighbours with a vole
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Jun 27, 2023 21:13
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Jumping rope like a boxer More like a small girl Fat belly bouncing I think I gotta hurl
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Jun 27, 2023 21:15
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Faster than an albino Whiter than any cheetah Stronger than an old woman Wiser than a chest beata
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Jun 27, 2023 23:42
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Touch the floor, both hands Feel the ground so stable You could keep ten horses If your bank balance was able
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brick brack brackalack zip zap zoobiediebap never knew that I could scat doo dum dum doo pap
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