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Do you think they figured out who the impostor was before they all died?
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:38 |
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Pyrotoad posted:Published a little late I think, but for it to have flooded without a decompression blowout that means this thing failed super close to the surface, right? Yes. I've seen first hand what flooding looks like from a tiny flaw in a gasket 60 feet down, and how quickly it changes just going to 100 feet. The guy is full of poo poo.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:40 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:They all had to share one but not at the same time ‘cause that’s gay. C'mon dude. It's only gay if the dicks touch
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:45 |
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For 250 grand you could probably design and build a better submarine than the one they used from scratch. And even if you paid more, well now you have your own submarine and why wouldn't you want something that awesome and cool? *Checks notes* Oh, right, Billionaire. Can't spend money because then high score not as high as before.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:46 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:48 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:49 |
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Jfc, does every other laugh on this site have to make me hate myself!? Worth it.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:50 |
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Vengarr posted:Most places still untouched by man in 2023 are untouched because there is zero loving reason to touch them. If you are that desperate to get up and personal with the Titanic, there is a literally called Big Piece of it sitting in Las Vegas right now. You can even touch it if you want to. There’s a sign saying not to but lol.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:50 |
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Partially flooding has the ultimate comedy option of Groversub9000 being tilted vertically and them having room to stand, just all wedged together. Or the four of them taking turns holding up the CEO as he tries to reboot Windows98 to at least get the cd to stop skipping.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:50 |
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ded posted:Yes. I've seen first hand what flooding looks like from a tiny flaw in a gasket 60 feet down, and how quickly it changes just going to 100 feet. Personally as an engineer or whateverI think the most likely outcome is that the hull was shredded by the compression and sitting on the floor the size of rocks or smaller. Therefore quite hard to detect. Even if the robotic subs are down there for weeks or months or years. I’m not sure if at least some little bits of wreckage would float to the top or not but even stuff like life preservers might have been totally shredded in about a millisecond. The biggest pieces might be those endcaps and the legs of the thing / other stuff outside of the pressure hull, which were already equalized. ethanol fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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What do you want to bet that even if the sub experienced explosive decompression and the carbon fiber shell shattered into a million pieces the rusty ballast pipes are somehow still attached
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:57 |
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Pyrotoad posted:Published a little late I think, but for it to have flooded without a decompression blowout that means this thing failed super close to the surface, right? Sure it's 17 3/8 inch bolts prevented this
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:57 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dka29FSZac&t=240s From the 4 minute mark. The adhesive they are putting on the end of the tubes doesn't look very soundly applied. I mean, they just put it on by hand, then put the tops (front and back) on. I guess from there they pressure tested it, but that's not real world, and an imperfection won't manifest right away. My guess is there was a weak spot in the adhesive, and it failed, crushing the entire craft. That's where the communication cut off. Currents probably picked up the debris and carried it away, making it impossible to find.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 12:57 |
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Pyrotoad posted:Published a little late I think, but for it to have flooded without a decompression blowout that means this thing failed super close to the surface, right? quote:it sounds like ded posted:The guy is full of poo poo.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:01 |
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If I had enough crap in butt at a 375 atmosphere implosion would it make a visible diamond after?
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:01 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dka29FSZac&t=240s I'd think that the pressure would actually hold the adhesive together better, not pull it apart. The force is pushing inward, after all. There's a million and one ways that this could have failed because they constructed it entirely out of red flags. I think every couple of hours for the next few weeks, we'll come up with another possible cause of the accident. Realistically, though, we're not going to know unless the Navy finds debris and starts a forensic investigation.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:03 |
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Lotta people in this thread and on the internet not understanding that the pressure is on the outside of the tube, not the inside
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:04 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dka29FSZac&t=240s Lol this section https://twitter.com/GoldingBF/status/1671497391705321473
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:05 |
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Bumhead posted:If you are that desperate to get up and personal with the Titanic, there is a literally called Big Piece of it sitting in Las Vegas right now. It’s just an excuse to go somewhere hard to reach for bragging rights.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:06 |
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If the glue came off the end caps they could get out and swim up to safety
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:06 |
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Vengarr posted:It’s just an excuse to go somewhere hard to reach for bragging rights. at least the rich pricks that go to Everest and nearly die can pay a Sherpa to schlep their semi-conscious rear end down the mountain when things go wrong so they can then thank their sponsors afterwards and block any mention of the actual hard working hero that saved their life
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:07 |
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Shageletic posted:Lol this section It does suck that 50yo white dudes hold the majority of institutional experience in a lot of engineering fields, and I'm all for changing that, but you still need a few of them around to hand that experience down. Or you can die at the bottom of the ocean or whatever; it's your company!
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:11 |
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Wasn't the CEO a 50 yo white guy? But i guess he took off his shirt, which made him still virile and full of youthful vigor
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:13 |
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idiot u should have posted o2 that way theyd have more oxygen
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:14 |
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Skippy McPants posted:It does suck that 50yo white dudes hold the majority of institutional experience in a lot of engineering fields, and I'm all for changing that, but you still need a few of them around to hand that experience down. That's not what they mean, and the actual reason is far stupider; I'd wager they mean they didn't want any old folks standing around their company because it doesn't fit their marketably-hip and cool fast-moving start-up image.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:15 |
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steinrokkan posted:Wasn't the CEO a 50 yo white guy? But i guess he took off his shirt, which made him still virile and full of youthful vigor Pfft he wishes he was 50. Also prob not smushed at the bottom of the ocean, but that's a separate issue.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:16 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's not what they mean, and the actual reason is far stupider; I'd wager they mean they didn't want any old folks standing around their company because it doesn't fit their marketably-hip and cool fast-moving start-up image. Plus they might get into the pesky business of pointing out the obvious flaws.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:17 |
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Also generally knowing what they are worth and expecting to be compensated accordingly.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:20 |
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steinrokkan posted:Wasn't the CEO a 50 yo white guy? But i guess he took off his shirt, which made him still virile and full of youthful vigor he's inspiring tho he's inspired me to want us to send more billionaires thousands of metres down to the bottom of the ocean in a rickety tube that could implode at any moment
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:21 |
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:21 |
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Doesnt want uninspiring 50 year old white guys so he hires uninspiring 22 year old white guys
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:23 |
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it dont matter posted:he's inspiring tho I'm sure with some proper engineering expertise we can get it to consistently implode at an acceptable depth with billionaires inside.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:24 |
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Shania Twain posted:Doesnt want uninspiring 50 year old white guys so he hires uninspiring 22 year old white guys Whose wokeness made the seals out of avocados and drag queen books.
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:25 |
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I think I've read that because the human body is mostly water, intense water pressure doesn't destroy a human body. You die instantly because your lungs and any gasses in your blood are crushed but it's possible there are perfectly recognizable corpses floating around down there.
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This one did not get nearly the love
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Withnail posted:I think I've read that because the human body is mostly water, intense water pressure doesn't destroy a human body. You die instantly because your lungs and any gasses in your blood are crushed but it's possible there are perfectly recognizable corpses floating around down there. Recognisable but half the size, like shrinky dinks
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:28 |
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It's been an honor poo poo posting with everyone about billionaire hubris
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:28 |
I wonder what will be found first 1 Atlantis 2 Alien vehicle factory 3 The titan submersible 4 ???? I reckon 2, 4, 1, 3
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# ? Jun 22, 2023 13:30 |
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The Guardian posted:Ryan Ramsey, a former Royal Navy submarine captain, has described the current situation as “bleak” as the search-and-rescue operation continues for Titan after oxygen is thought to have run out aboard the submersible. "If you base it off oxygen alone".
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