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The ocean is vast The gaskets seep A new fool joins The bottom of the deep SilvergunSuperman posted:Extremely out of oxygen from the point of view of breathing With tears in their eyes, they said "sir it's a beautiful way to die, with you"
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Jun 22, 2023 13:33
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Ballast release designed by moron Therefore, try rolling
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Jun 22, 2023 13:34
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well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately
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Jun 22, 2023 13:35
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Originally, I thought that they were at the bottom, running out of oxygen. But after learning more about the sub they were in, there's no loving way it didn't implode on the way down... Right?
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Jun 22, 2023 13:36
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Original, I thought that they were at the bottom, running out of oxygen. The more I learn the less confident I am that it even got deep enough to implode. They could have all drowned 50m down. But yeah they didn't make it to the bottom.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:38
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They are out of oxygen, but we hope they are rich in vibes and that's gonna compensate for it
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Jun 22, 2023 13:38
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smoobles posted:well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately Seaquest DSV
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Jun 22, 2023 13:39
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smoobles posted:well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately I'm watching Deep Space 9 for the first time, it's pretty good.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:39
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smoobles posted:well now that that's over, anyone seen any good tv shows lately I've been watching The Lazarus Project and now I'm kinda jelly that there could be a supergovernmental organization with time travel technology just looping again and again to watch these billionaires die repeatedly.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:39
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The more I learn the less confident I am that it even got deep enough to implode. They could have all drowned 50m down. But yeah they didn't make it to the bottom. they probably made it to the bottom eventually
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Jun 22, 2023 13:41
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I'm not an experienced gambler but does this say $111k has been bet on them being found or not? https://polymarket.com/event/will-the-missing-submarine-be-found-by-june-23
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Jun 22, 2023 13:41
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Funky See Funky Do posted:The more I learn the less confident I am that it even got deep enough to implode. They could have all drowned 50m down. But yeah they didn't make it to the bottom. Hey, now they probably totally made it to the bottom. Just in pieces and not alive.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:41
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Originally, I thought that they were at the bottom, running out of oxygen. If there's any truth to the reports of noises heard every 30 mins its possible it didn't just squash them but was stuck somewhere. I know the ocean is a noisy mistress but banging sounds every 30 mins is indicatative of something not natural, like a fibre tube filled with billionaires and piss. that's a big loving IF though
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Jun 22, 2023 13:45
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What if it's just the CEO's fetish?
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Jun 22, 2023 13:46
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I am gonna guess that the sub sank because something came unplugged in that amazing cable management nest they have below the passenger area, and they cannot access it inflight.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:46
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https://twitter.com/TwistyOnline/status/1671856268233801728
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Jun 22, 2023 13:47
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world exclusive new image from the submersible search and rescue robot:
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Jun 22, 2023 13:48
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CEO had a gamer moment and threw his controller and the pointy joysticks punctured the hull
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Jun 22, 2023 13:48
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Robert Facepalmer posted:Partially flooding has the ultimate comedy option of Groversub9000 being tilted vertically and them having room to stand, just all wedged together. Or the four of them taking turns holding up the CEO as he tries to reboot Windows98 to at least get the cd to stop skipping. Now this would be pretty much the nightmare scenario - if you don't asphyxiate from being piled up at one end of the hull you instead get the oubliette experience of slowly dying in a vertical tube filling with condensation and waste with no practical way to lie down or even sit.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:50
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Originally, I thought that they were at the bottom, running out of oxygen. The whole process was so half baked. lovely communications (that cut out on previous dives), a successful resurfacing based on rocking the vehicle the right way, shoddy parts and industry standards disregarded. So much could go wrong. I don’t know what happened, but they sure gave themselves a lot of variables for different things that could go wrong.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:50
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I was hoping to hear that they found it intact with one survivor who would tell a grisly tale of how he had to keep eating the others to survive
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Jun 22, 2023 13:51
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Sooooomewheeeerere ooooout there beneath the pale moonlight...
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Jun 22, 2023 13:51
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Somewhere, confined in a tiny, cramped space devoid of light and the love of god, five people are racing against time to be the first ones to draft the screenplay.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:52
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it dont matter posted:If there's any truth to the reports of noises heard every 30 mins its possible it didn't just squash them but was stuck somewhere. I know the ocean is a noisy mistress but banging sounds every 30 mins is indicatative of something not natural, like a fibre tube filled with billionaires and piss. It comes from reputable soruces, yeah, however there is context missing from the reports: one of the fail safes was a device that would emit a banging noise every 30 minutes. If this noise was related to the sub it was most likely that device. I expect if it was the people in the sub they'd be banging out SOS in morse code and not just like going ham on the hull then waiting patiently for 30 minutes.
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Hotel Kpro posted:I was hoping to hear that they found it intact with one survivor who would tell a grisly tale of how he had to keep eating the others to survive That would extend the air remaining time significantly so it is still the outside still-possible option
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I wonder if it's adrift rather than sunk
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Hotel Kpro posted:I was hoping to hear that they found it intact with one survivor who would tell a grisly tale of how he had to keep eating the others to survive They crack open the hatch, and hes sitting there, wearing the skin of other four for heat, the entire surface covered in blood, the leak blocked with hair and poo poo.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:55
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Cthulu Carl posted:I'm kinda jelly Lol so are they
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Jun 22, 2023 13:57
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thanks to a tiktok teen being onboard the support boat we've got the last known footage of the sub and at least one of the people who died https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7246163991523839274 https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7241261409844104490
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ChickenHeart posted:Now this would be pretty much the nightmare scenario - if you don't asphyxiate from being piled up at one end of the hull you instead get the oubliette experience of slowly dying in a vertical tube filling with condensation and waste with no practical way to lie down or even sit. Fuuuckk. This would be the worse outcome, in a sea (ha) of terrible ways they could have died.
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Jun 22, 2023 13:59
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Waffle House posted:I wonder if it's adrift rather than sunk The sub was sealed in with bolts and painted in a color that makes it really hard to spot in the north Atlantic so this would actually be even more comedic because they didn't die a relatively painless death via implosion, they died of asphyxiation while being literally at surface level
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"I guess it was the fear that made me eat 300+kg of raw flesh in 5 days"
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So do you think the engineers at oceangate are working on their next sub already
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free hubcaps posted:So do you think the engineers at oceangate are working on their next sub already yeah they just learned about the Sony Dualshock controller
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Lol so are they lmao
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The only thing I'm sad about is they'll never see the memes made about them 
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The only thing I'm sad about is they'll never see the memes made about them what if the comms were only broken one-way, and they were checking out twitter as they died
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A Festivus Miracle posted:The sub was sealed in with bolts and painted in a color that makes it really hard to spot in the north Atlantic so this would actually be even more comedic because they didn't die a relatively painless death via implosion, they died of asphyxiation while being literally at surface level sir this is not built to basic boat standards, you are in a floating party cracker
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