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FlapYoJacks posted:There has to be something in the water mixed with something in the air that makes Florida habitants insane. Lead and grain alcohol
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Konar posted:tactical golf cart Band name!
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Grey Cat posted:Doesn't florida also have some of the highest amount of lead pipes in america still? To quote the submarine CEO dude: Safety is waste!
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Wall Balls posted:florida men Just innocent men.
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That line never not funny
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TheBizzness posted:To quote the submarine CEO dude: Safety is waste! It very certainly is a waste on billionaire CEOs
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more falafel please posted:dudes rock
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I guess every father gets the children he deserves.
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If you don't watch this video your life will be incomplete.
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Can someone ask ChatGPT to generate an article based on that headline?
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:If you don't watch this video your life will be incomplete. loving hell. Lmao.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:If you don't watch this video your life will be incomplete. This has to be Florida right?
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Heavy florida is just called florida
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Stoatbringer posted:Can someone ask ChatGPT to generate an article based on that headline? My input: Write a newspaper article a la The Sun with the following title: ''Your stepdad is lost at sea!' California man whose billionaire stepfather is on missing sub asks OnlyFans model to SIT on him 30 minutes after pleading for prayers, as he triggers war of words with Cardi B over Blink-182 concert.' ChatGPT: **Your Stepdad is Lost at Sea! California Man Whose Billionaire Stepfather Is on Missing Sub Asks OnlyFans Model to SIT on Him 30 Minutes after Pleading for Prayers, as He Triggers War of Words with Cardi B over Blink-182 Concert** In a bizarre turn of events, a California man, known for his eccentric behavior, has found himself at the center of multiple controversies. The man, whose billionaire stepfather is currently missing at sea aboard a submarine, made headlines after making a peculiar request to an OnlyFans model just moments after pleading for prayers. As if that wasn't enough, he also managed to ignite a war of words with none other than Cardi B over a Blink-182 concert. Buckle up, folks! The man in question, whose identity we'll refer to as "Mr. X," has been dealing with the distressing situation of his stepfather's disappearance. The billionaire, a prominent figure in the world of technology, embarked on a private submarine expedition days ago and hasn't been heard from since. While most would be consumed by worry and desperately seeking updates, Mr. X took a rather unorthodox route. Shortly after making a heartfelt plea for prayers on social media, Mr. X shocked the online community by publicly reaching out to an OnlyFans model known as "Miss Y." In a tweet that has since been deleted, Mr. X asked Miss Y if she would be willing to "sit on him" for a duration of 30 minutes, seemingly oblivious to the gravity of his stepfather's situation. The baffling request caused a stir on various social media platforms, with users expressing their disbelief and questioning Mr. X's priorities. Many criticized his insensitivity, accusing him of seeking attention during a family crisis. Some speculated that his behavior might be a manifestation of stress or a misguided attempt at coping with the uncertainty surrounding his stepfather's disappearance. As if that wasn't enough drama for one day, Mr. X managed to entangle himself in a public feud with Grammy Award-winning rapper Cardi B. The feud erupted when Cardi B tweeted about her excitement for an upcoming Blink-182 concert, only for Mr. X to respond with a dismissive comment, stating, "Blink-182 is so last century, sis. Get with the times!" Cardi B, known for her outspoken nature, wasted no time firing back, and a heated exchange ensued. Fans and followers of both celebrities quickly jumped into the fray, escalating the argument into a full-blown Twitter war. The feud attracted widespread attention, with the hashtag #Blink182War dominating social media trends for several hours. In the midst of all the chaos, the disappearance of Mr. X's stepfather seems to have taken a backseat, as the media circus surrounding his attention-seeking actions and online squabbles continues to unfold. Meanwhile, authorities are continuing their search efforts to locate the missing submarine and its occupants. Coast Guard vessels, aircraft, and specialized teams have been tirelessly scouring the ocean in hopes of a breakthrough. It is a race against time as hopes diminish with each passing day. As the world watches this bizarre saga unfold, one can't help but wonder about the impact of fame, fortune, and the perils of living in the digital age. In a world obsessed with social media, where even the most personal and tragic moments can become fodder for public spectacle, it is essential to remember that behind every headline, there are real people facing real challenges. Let us hope that amidst the noise and drama, Mr. X finds solace and that his stepfather is located safe and sound. In the meantime, perhaps it's time for him to take a step back, reevaluate his actions, and focus on what truly matters.
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Nowher posted:This has to be Florida right? Moline Iowa according to the news report I saw and helpfully cannot find anymore.
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ShiroTheSniper posted:My input: lol Thank you
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ShiroTheSniper posted:gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress I'd intentionally not engaged much with ChatGPT because I was afraid to see how competent it is and well welp
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Dave Syndrome posted:Just innocent men. just abnormal men.
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Mechanical Pencil posted:That line never not funny Just innocent men.
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Butterfly Valley posted:I'd intentionally not engaged much with ChatGPT because I was afraid to see how competent it is and well welp I wonder how many tabloids already use it to write garbage articles from just a headline? "Write a 500 word article about the 2023 bikini fashion trends, and forward it to my editor with an invoice while I go to the pub."
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Stoatbringer posted:I wonder how many tabloids already use it to write garbage articles from just a headline? The answer is a lot, also most art for news or media articles is being made with midjourney and others, to the point almost all generative AI is pulling from its own content. Dead Internet coming closer and closer to reality
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OMFG FURRY posted:Dead Internet coming closer and closer to reality Inshallah
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Pretty sure that homer picture is just Will Sasso.
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Marge looks pretty hot. Ngl.
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Plus hepatitis free
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ttam posted:Moline Iowa according to the news report I saw and helpfully cannot find anymore. Here’s an article about it
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It's incredible how much they look nothing like the Simpsons
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wesleywillis posted:Marge looks pretty hot. Ngl. known for her tattoos. And gold chain lol. But yeah. Have this!! 
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wesleywillis posted:Marge looks pretty hot. Ngl. Makes some sense given how many times they've gone back to the 'another guy lusts after Marge' plotline.  In-universe she must be a straight MILF.
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Takes No Damage posted:Makes some sense given how many times they've gone back to the 'another guy lusts after Marge' plotline. Always was. 
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wesleywillis posted:Marge looks pretty hot. Ngl. lobsterminator posted:Always was. Oh yeah.   I remember a bit of trivia: Marge was originally going to be a rabbit from "Life is Hell" in disguise, hence the giant beehive and why she's got a rabbit's skeleton when shocked in the Simpsons Arcade Game.
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Smik posted:Oh yeah.
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