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happyhippy posted:Why didn't they just drain the ocean. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sBFkfcB8WA
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:They open the hatch and its empty Finding a debris field ruins my pick but I was hoping for the sub staying intact and they open the hatch to discover they all died of co2 poisoning but no one can explain why theyre in Edwardian dress or how they have relics from the Titanic on board completely untouched by time or the sea.
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Lots of shocking twists in this thread but finding out Fountains of Wayne had more than that one song is a biggie.
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Grey Cat posted:Deep Sea Challenger was 10million (very different kind of submersible though), Gabes was 37million. Wasn't oceangate trying to make a FLEET for 18million? Why not just have 1 non emulsifying sub? Edit: I just think the Gabe sub is cool now.
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TheMightyBoops posted:I looked up the Gabe Newell and James Cameron subs and they looked a lot safer, maybe they should have made something like that. The Gabe one did like 26 deep sea dives in a year to the Mariana Trench. Gabe Newell was extremely disappointed, he bought the sub thinking he was diving to the Marinara Trench.
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teen witch posted:Imagine the last thing one of them did was piss in a water bottle You're lying on the floor trying to not mentally collapse, its humid and stinks like poo poo, the CEO has been screaming non stop, and then a warm liquid begins soaking into one side of your shirt.
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I know these people were billionaires and all but I still have enough humanity in me to hope they died before they suffered through hearing the phrase crisscross apple sauce
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Plankton eating the billionaires is the best outcome Nature is healing
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Grey Cat posted:Deep Sea Challenger was 10million (very different kind of submersible though), Gabes was 37million. Wasn't oceangate trying to make a FLEET for 18million? hell, 16 if camping plus has a sale
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JerikTelorian posted:Wasn't this morning supposed to be the absolute longest possible survival time, assuming absolute minimum oxygen consumption? Technically 0 is less than 24...
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Lots of shocking twists in this thread but finding out Fountains of Wayne had more than that one song is a biggie. I'll take bands I forgot existed for $500
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mikemil828 posted:Gabe's sub also cost $37 million to make, something tells me this sub cost considerably less... it cost $25,000 to be exact
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I don't understand this guy's point exactly, but I am intrigued that there is pings of giant sharks or something the government is hiding from us Yeah I dont understand this or the other video? How are the sharks pinged? What are they implying is causing the ping at the titanic? Are they saying these specific sharks are going to check it out for some reason? What does this have to do with megaladons??
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JerikTelorian posted:Wasn't this morning supposed to be the absolute longest possible survival time, assuming absolute minimum oxygen consumption? News sites and bots are displacing time by regurgitating the same article. It's pretty mulch over.
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Extra Large Marge posted:Who knows, it's dumb poo poo from TikTok He's just saying what all of you simpletons wish you could understand. It's really quite simple once you breakdown the science that I won't bother sharing with normies.
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All this talk about deep sea submersibles has me jazzed to make my own. Maybe I'll stop by Lowe's on my way home...
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jadebullet posted:Haha, holy poo poo. Just when I thought things had gotten as ridiculous as they were going to get, someone used AI to write fanfiction about the final moments on the sub. I really miss back before Elon started forcing bluechecks on people. Back when it was a opt-in system when you saw  at the top of a tweet you knew that you were about to see one of the dumbest takes to ever exist on Earth. Now you gotta actually read the text to know if the posters a moron. And in this case the answer is yes. This guy's a moron.
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Wee posted:Heres an image from the 2012 expedition and you can see what looks like a crab, possibly a squat lobster Those are my shoes. Give them back. You are a crab.
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FilthyImp posted:Im not a student of the natural sciences, aside from galvanics. But iirc folks in the thread said that the pressure from water rushing in would do crazy poo poo like compress and superheat the air while turning it to plasma. The dudes would get carbonized, crushed, then misted? https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores/page/n48/mode/1up
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Rad-daddio posted:All this talk about deep sea submersibles has me jazzed to make my own. I would bet money you could build a BETTER submersible, using items in a Single Lowes Store, for less than what was spent here, if you just put an Unlimited amount aside to pay well trained and educated engineers on the case. Edit: ah, well... wasn't thinking of the tech you'd need.... maybe would need to pick a Lowes that was next to a best buy, and alot for picking from the best buy too.
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Rorobb posted:Yeah I dont understand this or the other video? How are the sharks pinged? What are they implying is causing the ping at the titanic? Are they saying these specific sharks are going to check it out for some reason? What does this have to do with megaladons?? The shark app tracks sharks that have been caught and tagged and rereleased. Pings are periodically sent when the tags are at surface levels where they can receive a satellite signal. I'm not sure if tiktokers think that sharks just randomly send out pings naturally or what. My theory: Sharks periodically go down really deep to mate apparently. Therefore, the sub was mistaken for a sexy lady shark and got sharkfucked so hard that it imploded, in my expert opinion
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Googling carbon fiber submarine and getting zero results in 2017 and saying humna humna humna until youve fired 3 knowledgeable engineers and the harbor freight torque wrench clicks the final time.
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:The shark app tracks sharks that have been caught and tagged and rereleased. Pings are periodically sent when the tags are at surface levels where they can receive a satellite signal. I'm not sure if tiktokers think that sharks just randomly send out pings naturally or what. They do send out pings, actually. When they get close to the surface. These things have battery powered gps
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The Bananana posted:I would bet money you could build a BETTER submersible, using items in a Single Lowes Store, for less than what was spent here, if you just put an Unlimited amount aside to pay well trained and educated engineers on the case. my sub will use a bluetooth soundbar and a sim racing wheel. Way safer
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Rad-daddio posted:my sub will use a bluetooth soundbar and a sim racing wheel. Way safer how much for me to get a ticket?
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TheMightyBoops posted:I looked up the Gabe Newell and James Cameron subs and they looked a lot safer, maybe they should have made something like that. The Gabe one did like 26 deep sea dives in a year to the Mariana Trench. The company that made those is also marketing a submersible that they call the Titanic Explorer because it can supposedly do that. No apparent public price, unless you count a rando unsourced Daily Mail headline. But presumably it costs less than the one owned by Gabe Newell that's rated for ten thousand feet below the deepest point that exists in the ocean. Just look at the thing and consider that the billionaires chose the deathtube.
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Big rear end On Fire posted:Or take an awkward duce just feet away from other people and separated by only a curtain to the sound of Celine Dion. 
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Grey Cat posted:how much for me to get a ticket? 69,420.00
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TheMightyBoops posted:I looked up the Gabe Newell and James Cameron subs and they looked a lot safer, maybe they should have made something like that. The Gabe one did like 26 deep sea dives in a year to the Mariana Trench. The thing is that Cameron wanted to do it because he actually wanted to explore; he genuinely wanted to contribute to science and human endeavor. As a result the sub he made was meant to be good and successful. The motivation was to do it right because it is a thing worth doing. OceanGate wants to make money which means they want their vehicle to be as cheap as possible to keep costs down. The motivation is to do it fast and do it cheap. If he didn't think he would make a profit, he wouldn't have tried at all.
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Glad it was a quick death Snagged on the wreckage for a while would have been such a good movie though
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Tarkus posted:Soooo, is OceanGate out of business then? My co-ceo will go on
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