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Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Just woke up and heard they found it popped wow. That's instantaneous yeah? And now they will be eaten by crabs and isopods :(

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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

LuckyCat posted:

Can someone explain how they were able to get that 450k of loans forgiven, or through what program? I’m not very smart. I get that the real reason is corruption or Trump or the oligarchy but there has to be at least an “official” reason right?

Didn't the loving catholic church get PPP loans?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
The controller is on sale for 15% off in case anyone’s building a sub

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/acce...iliate%3Acxsaam

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pookah posted:

Just realized the original dive started on June 18th.

These might have been the worst Father's Day gifts in history

Get away with murder by repeatedly buying your victim tickets to extremely dangerous tourist attractions as holiday gifts

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

The controller is on sale for 15% off in case anyone’s building a sub

https://www.lenovo.com/us/en/p/acce...iliate%3Acxsaam
Not sure if it's worth unless they actually find the controller still functional.


Isopods: looks like billionaire slurry is back on the menu boys!

naem
May 29, 2011

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

wonder what their last words were

DickParasite posted:

Glaarbargababrgggggg!

https://youtu.be/qMPpnCvCZvw

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

awww beat me to it

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007


I want the "My Heart Will Go On - Catastrophic Decompression Mix" by DJ David Guetta

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Grey Cat posted:

Rapture? I think you mean rupture.

Boo Hiss!!

Also: They're crab food, so what's the debate?

Beasteh
Feb 12, 2012

I'M QUESTIONING MY EXISTENCE AND THIS IDIOT JUST WANTS TO PEE OFF A WALL

Lampsacus posted:

Just woke up and heard they found it popped wow. That's instantaneous yeah? And now they will be eaten by crabs and isopods :(

When they imploded, the pressure differential would have heated up the inside of the submersible to something approaching 20k degrees so they instantly flashed into plasma, and nothing would be left to feed the fishies. Hope This Helps

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
The wreckage of this sub is inevitably going to end up as the Titanic dive trip equivalent of Green boots.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

yeah yeah, but what were they talking about it when it imploded

“For gently caress sake stop farting!”

“gently caress you!”

*FAAARRTtink*

“W-“

Dead

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
RIP

is probably one of the sounds the hull made

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

That one engineer who got fired and sued said that the death tube had an alarm that would go off milliseconds before the thing imploded, if that thing actually worked they probably had enough time to think "what is that sound?" The CEO may have known what it was.

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Lampsacus posted:

Just woke up and heard they found it popped wow. That's instantaneous yeah? And now they will be eaten by crabs and isopods :(

I'm sorry for your loss

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1671951053753909255

sounds like a descent way to die

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Death via catastrophic implosion is a pretty gruesome but altogether relatively humane form of execution.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


JUNGLE BOY posted:

[tweet by pathetic transphobe]

sounds like a descent way to die

dont reference this transphobe

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Rule of 3s still in effect:

Bahamas graduate jumps onto probable shark

Russian son in Egypt gets eaten in front of Dad and gf

5 guys get blended in a submersible

RocketMermaid
Mar 30, 2004

My pronouns are She/Heir.



:lmao: It's the same level of animation quality as my favorite safety video, Deadly Dust II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJWWmQrAAKU&t=492s

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

JUNGLE BOY posted:

[tweet by shithead]

sounds like a descent way to die

You do not, in fact, have to hand it to the guy whose first thing in his bio is his book about "gender madness"

SettingSun
Aug 10, 2013

How many years before I/O Interactive make this a downloadable Hitman level?

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Spinz posted:

Rule of 3s still in effect:

Bahamas graduate jumps onto probable shark

Russian son in Egypt gets eaten in front of Dad and gf

5 guys get blended in a submersible

Correction sir, thats sucked off

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Spinz posted:

Rule of 3s still in effect:

Bahamas graduate jumps onto probable shark

Russian son in Egypt gets eaten in front of Dad and gf

5 guys get blended in a submersible

What are the first 2?

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
found a definitely accurate recreation on twitter
https://twitter.com/DeepWaterLif3/status/1671918701493514240

dyzzy
Dec 22, 2009

argh

SettingSun posted:

How many years before I/O Interactive make this a downloadable Hitman level?

Gonna mess with the any% speedruns to have a minimum clear time of an hour and a half

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
soups on!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1671965549381689533

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things



James Cameron with the shade.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


wasn't he one of the signatories on that letter telling hubris man to stop loving around?

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


We all live in a yellow white submar-*crunch*

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


What did that one button in the otherwise featureless wall do anyway?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo

Grey Cat posted:

James Cameron with the shade.

"If they didn't do the thing I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive!"

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


This is one of those train wrecks you watch in slow motion, you had all the time in the world to stop it, but when it finally speeds up it instantly accelerates to speeds over 7 times faster than any nerve impulse.

My Dad Nintendo
Oct 7, 2005

Soylent Yellow posted:

The wreckage of this sub is inevitably going to end up as the Titanic dive trip equivalent of Green boots.

Yeah if you keep posting in GBS, sure








:sympathy:

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Why don’t they make the sub out of the black box? :jerry:

In this case, it actually would have worked. Black boxes are made out of titanium, which is too heavy to make an airplane, but deep-sea subs usually are made of titanium instead of cheap-rear end carbon fibre.

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

LuckyCat posted:

Can someone explain how they were able to get that 450k of loans forgiven, or through what program? I’m not very smart. I get that the real reason is corruption or Trump or the oligarchy but there has to be at least an “official” reason right?

PPP loans were intended to help small businesses pay their bills and their employees during the Covid-19 pandemic, especially given the fallout from all of the lockdowns. The program was definitely gamed, but if you were actually using them as intended, you were eligible for loan forgiveness.

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer

I'm now confident Cameron was a signatory on the MTS letter to Rush

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

lmao the replies, shitheads are really latching onto the "they died because the CEO was TOO WOKE to hire 50 year old white guys!!1!11!!" narrative aren't they?

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Buglord

Grey Cat posted:

This is one of those train wrecks you watch in slow motion, you had all the time in the world to stop it, but when it finally speeds up it instantly accelerates to speeds 7 times faster than any nerve impulse.

Yeah as far as dying goes this seems like the quickest way to go about it. And if it’s faster than a nerve impulse you at least can’t feel it, let alone perceive it?

I know we covered the chunky sauce bits, but do clothes react the same way? It’s just a mixture of cotton and nylon so it probably gets torn but I feel like it wouldn’t suffer the same fate as the wearers?

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