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Chewbecca posted:Like a submarine black box? there might be a way from the wreckage, but yeah I mean navy subs obviously record everything. for the DIY personality you can save stuff like that by putting it outside the pressure hull and keeping it at equilibrium. but then there's simple stuff like a ships log pen and paper. of course in a deep sea submersible you would probably want something a little more robust.
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Carlos Lantana posted:There once was a sub off Nantucket. they built it from carbon and a porthole quite bargain then into the deeps they did plummet
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ethanol posted:there might be a way from the wreckage, but yeah I mean navy subs obviously record everything. for the DIY personality you can save stuff like that by putting it outside the pressure hull and keeping it at equilibrium. but then there's simple stuff like a ships log pen and paper. of course in a deep sea submersible you would probably want something a little more robust. They'll find just the tops of the 17 tiny bolts holding the cone on and know instantly
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Archonex posted:that tweet by the Oceangate exec in a new light. "I'm going to take a nap and I expect results from the government to bail us out of this or names will be named." I had forgotten about this already lol this story has a been a loving firehose of content.
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If the Sub had woke regulations it wouldn't have exist-imploded Checkmate chuds
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Earwicker posted:just because the thing imploded two hours into the trip doesnt mean - if that hadnt happened - that the video game controller couldnt have caused some other, even stupider accident further down the line. they just didnt get a chance for that particular set of fuckups to occur. exactly, the other dumb systems -- the backwards installed propeller, the logitech controller, bedpan, the janky texting comm system, the hamster wheel ballast release, inescapable hatch, etc -- only had to be reliable enough to outlast the least reliable component, the hull. they are examples of perfect modern engineering.
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Tarkus posted:Why would he want to expose himself? He did expose himself To the ocean
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Post that poo poo Lmao did that executive at Oceangate basically yell at the governments to DO SOMETHING?! Knowing full well his boss was crab food? Holy poo poo
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Scholtz posted:
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SulfurMonoxideCute posted:
Get a new conspiracy that’s actually fun losers.
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Carlos Lantana posted:There once was a sub off Nantucket. In which you could poop in a bucket
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Being simultaneously crushed to death and vaporized in an imperceptible fraction of a second is truly something only obscene amounts of money can buy
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So if a CBS journalist was ostensibly "trapped" on this thing with no internet during an earlier voyage, how big a story was this? As an Australian I had zero knowledge of any of this prior to this story <ahem> going down Was there no call for increased safety measures then?
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I just really really love how these idiot cost-cutting libertarians railing against safety regulations were actually corrected by the invisible hand of the free market.
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TulliusCicero posted:Post that poo poo
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smellmycheese posted:So the crew on the boat heard the noise of an implosion when they lost contact with groversub, but they’ve just let the media run with an oxygen countdown story for 3 days Probably wanted more time to sell their stock.
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uber_stoat posted:only the Oceangate Titan reduces an entire billionaire to a soup-like homogenate in 30 milliseconds. lmao
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Chewbecca posted:So if a CBS journalist was ostensibly "trapped" on this thing with no internet during an earlier voyage, how big a story was this? As an Australian I had zero knowledge of any if this prior to this story <ahem> going down i mean, it was reported. its on the ding dongs who died for not googling it. nobody cared about a tin can that could hilariously kill billionaires until it did so
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Space Kablooey posted:my bad, deleted np, I'm the brain poisoned one for even knowing who they are, just wanted to nip it in the bud
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The Bananana posted:I... We've already seen a quick 15 psi (at sea level there's about 1 atmosphere of air on you at all times)->135 psi turn a pig carcass in a diving suit into a mushy paste over the course of a few seconds, on Mythbusters, to the point it even smushed the iron diving helmet slightly. they lost contact around 1h45m into the supposed 2-2.5 hour dive, or 83.33ft per minute at 2.5 hour travel. most places have said it was a 2 hour dive, though which would make it 104.167ft per minute distance = time * speed, so we know they were probably around 8750 to 10937.493ft when they exploded, that translates to about 264.21 atmospheres, or about 3,882.89 psi, assuming they were taking 2.5 hours to travel down there. It's much worse if it was 104.167ft/m because then it would have been 330.27 atmospheres, or 4853.61 psi. using that chart, we can also infer that these implosions happen quickly. Mythbusters did the diver compression test for roughly 30 seconds at 135 psi and if you weren't dead you'd have passed out after about 5-10 seconds at best while your flesh blood and bone just turn into a liquid. This was somewhere around 36 times stronger. edit: By comparison, James Cameron did the Challenger Deep dive in about 90 minutes, which means he was fuckin cruising around 400 ft/m GreenBuckanneer fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Jun 22, 2023 |
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If I died because my dad guilted me into joining his stupid submarine club and then the company called me a “brave explorer” I’d be seething.
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Earwicker posted:just because the thing imploded two hours into the trip doesnt mean - if that hadnt happened - that the video game controller couldnt have caused some other, even stupider accident further down the line. they just didnt get a chance for that particular set of fuckups to occur. i had to listen to james cameron talk about himself and how great he was for 2 minutes before he got to the point but in that interview about this he does say something along the lines of "yeah the hull is by far the most important part and we spent 3 years just modeling ours in a computer before we even started trying to build it" which makes perfect sense because any other malfunction is at least theoretically possible to recover from. if the hull fails you die before you even know it happened
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B-Rock452 posted:Well first he said he was going to take a nap and that the government better have fixed stuff when he woke up  "Hey can you make this all go away? We don't want this to hurt our prophet margins" Can we send him down to check for any survivors?
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Wee posted:https://twitter.com/OceanGateExped/status/1671976846827876352 there has been a submersible-involved sad losing
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TulliusCicero posted:Post that poo poo Yes. He even insinuated threats against the people trying to rescue them if they didn't find them in what comes off like a half hearted hope that he could pawn responsibility off onto them if they didn't find them in time. Such classy people.
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Been watching Josh for years. Didn't see this episode but itd actually hilarious that "Indiana Jones" Gates was like "this poo poo is beyond unsafe" Fucker goes on multi day excursions thru deserts and jungles. Lmao lol Rip sub people Lmao lol
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