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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I've been trying to understand this, so please be gentle. If I'm wrong, explain it like I'm five and have brain damage. ADHD can be a real bitch sometimes:

My understanding is Wagner is mercenary group or private army who got betrayed by Russia and now they have also declared war on Russia?

So now it's basically Russia vs Wagner/Ukraine, with the latter not allied but fighting a common enemy?

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Zhanism
Apr 1, 2005
Death by Zhanism. So Judged.
This is Putin testing the loyalty of Shoigu and the MOD. Wagner likely isnt moving at all and Progie is just being paid by Putin just broadcasting to see which military units and people take the bait.

Hamelekim
Feb 25, 2006

And another thing... if global warming is real. How come it's so damn cold?
Ramrod XTreme

StumblyWumbly posted:

I know it sounds unlikely, but to me it seems a Russian leader has gotten puffed up on his own ego and maybe bitten off more than they can chew, but this time its from Ukraine into Russia instead of the other way around.

Some people suspect that Prigozhin got wind that he was being targeted for elimination, so this move is basically a survival thing, if he survives.

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I've been trying to understand this, so please be gentle. If I'm wrong, explain it like I'm five and have brain damage. ADHD can be a real bitch sometimes:

My understanding is Wagner is mercenary group or private army who got betrayed by Russia and now they have also declared war on Russia?

So now it's basically Russia vs Wagner/Ukraine, with the latter not allied but fighting a common enemy?

Prigozhin (head of Wagner PMC) has been increasing hostile towards the MoD, which culminated today when he accused them of attacking his troops, and said he will march and get the MoD heads replaced. Russia proceeded to follow by charging him with planning a coup, and increased security in Moscow and Rostov, locking down the highway between the two.

Prigozhin claims he is in Rostov now, but there is no evidence so people are beginning to doubt that.

MikeC
Jul 19, 2004
BITCH ASS NARC

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I've been trying to understand this, so please be gentle. If I'm wrong, explain it like I'm five and have brain damage. ADHD can be a real bitch sometimes:

My understanding is Wagner is mercenary group or private army who got betrayed by Russia and now they have also declared war on Russia?

So now it's basically Russia vs Wagner/Ukraine, with the latter not allied but fighting a common enemy?

Wagner is a Russian merc group that operates for the Russian government in the Ukraine, among other places, and basically got used as cannon fodder. There seems to be some sort of internal power struggle between Wagner's leader Prigozhin and the Russian Armed Forces going on for some time now. For whatever reason things seem to have come to a head and it appears increasingly likely Prigozhin has crossed the proverbial Rubicon. His ultimate goal is unclear.

Wagner is not switching sides. This is an internal conflict within the Russian military aparatus.

Warbadger
Jun 17, 2006

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I've been trying to understand this, so please be gentle. If I'm wrong, explain it like I'm five and have brain damage. ADHD can be a real bitch sometimes:

My understanding is Wagner is mercenary group or private army who got betrayed by Russia and now they have also declared war on Russia?

So now it's basically Russia vs Wagner/Ukraine, with the latter not allied but fighting a common enemy?

Wagner is a deniable ops wing of the Russian military. Before the war it pulled members directly and exclusively from the Russian army, only took contracts in support of Russian interests overseas, were based and trained on active Russian military bases, and exist in Russia as a "PMC" despite the fact it's been outright illegal to run a PMC in Russia. Similarly they were thrown wholesale into Ukraine along with the rest of the Russian armed forces - just under a parallel command structure.

They exist so Russia has a standing pool of organized troops identifying as "Not Russian troops" to be used for things where it's politically convenient to not to have the Russian army doing them. Like helping with genocides or getting casually wrecked by the US while attempting to grab some US troops overseas.

Warbadger fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Jun 24, 2023

StumblyWumbly
Sep 12, 2007

Batmanticore!

Hamelekim posted:

Some people suspect that Prigozhin got wind that he was being targeted for elimination, so this move is basically a survival thing, if he survives.

This makes the most sense, but didn't fit into my joke.

MikeC posted:

Wagner is not switching sides. This is an internal conflict within the Russian military aparatus.

I don't know if its really happening, but if Wagner troops are marching, things will not stay "internal" when shots are fired

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

Assuming it's not all Prigozhin fanfic the idea would be to pull a Blackshirt march on Rome / Hundred Days kinda thing and have the Russian military recognize that you are on their side and therefore decide not to obey their orders. In fact, he's already claimed this has happened in Rostov. Usually when you launch a (successful) coup its with some pretty careful planning and you have other coup-participating units in various key positions. It remains to be seen how amateurish this whole thing is, but clearly the current Russian government is worried.

Naples to Rome is a tad shorter than Ukraine to Moscow.

Also:
https://twitter.com/maxseddon/status/1672388055590731777

Zhanism
Apr 1, 2005
Death by Zhanism. So Judged.
Maybe the MOD already got him, and they're using fake messages from him to justify it.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Zhanism posted:

This is Putin testing the loyalty of Shoigu and the MOD. Wagner likely isnt moving at all and Progie is just being paid by Putin just broadcasting to see which military units and people take the bait.
I can't really see this being an op. It's so insanely damaging to Russia to project the idea that they're on the verge of collapsing. The entire strategy in this war is to convince the West that Russian victory is inevitable so they should give up supporting Ukraine.

MegaZeroX
Dec 11, 2013

"I'm Jack Frost, ho! Nice to meet ya, hee ho!"



Zhanism posted:

Maybe the MOD already got him, and they're using fake messages from him to justify it.

I doubt it since we have audio statements from him.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
tbh if the outcome of this is "wagner troops get cold feet and one of them unceremoniously shoots prigozhin for the bounty" that's an acceptable outcome, he's a shithead

i can't imagine this was his most survivable option, surely it'd be better to grab some of the wagner treasury and run to some country nobody cares about

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

It sounds like the MoD or other internal forces are finally moving to crack down on Prigozhan and he kicked off this entire thing as a last-ditch effort to hold onto his power and maybe his life. He's really piling up the claims and provocations (Wagner being attacked, Wagner marching in Russian cities, unsourced Russian orders, etc.) but they look more and more like threadbare bluster since he cannot produce a scrap of evidence.

Russia is taking his threats very seriously but it isn't clear if his forces are actually doing anything or if he is just maneuvering for allies/protection/smokescreens (i.e., rhetorical flailing). My guess is this is what desperation looks like and we won't see a single shot fired other than maybe in a bunker somewhere. I think Prigozhan's days as the head of Wagner are numbered. This would mean a consolidation of power in the true MoD, but it may alienate the Russian hardliners/warbloggers/fascists who are of the belief that Wagner "gets things done" while the rest of the state is mired in "degenerate corruption."

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Vox Nihili posted:

It sounds like the MoD or other internal forces are finally moving to crack down on Prigozhan and he kicked off this entire thing as a last-ditch effort to hold onto his power and maybe his life. He's really piling up the claims and provocations (Wagner being attacked, Wagner marching in Russian cities, unsourced Russian orders, etc.) but they look more and more like threadbare bluster since he cannot produce a scrap of evidence.

Russia is taking his threats very seriously but it isn't clear if his forces are actually doing anything or if he is just maneuvering for allies/protection/smokescreens (i.e., rhetorical flailing). My guess is this is what desperation looks like and we won't see a single shot fired other than maybe in a bunker somewhere. I think Prigozhan's days as the head of Wagner are numbered. This would mean a consolidation of power in the true MoD, but it may alienate the hardliners/warbloggers/fascists who are of the belief that Wagner "gets things done" while the rest of the state is mired in "degenerate corruption."

I wouldn't be surprised if he has a few diehards on his side as well, but otherwise I 100% agree with this.

Also via Meduza:

quote:

The video footage posted by Prigozhin earlier on June 23 that reportedly shows the aftermath of a Russian rocket strike on a Wagner rear camp is almost certainly staged. Here’s why:

  • Whoever is filming doesn’t run away from the explosion, as you would expect if they feared more artillery or rocket strikes, but moves toward it.
  • The people speaking off camera, before they could have gotten any real details about the incident, come to the conclusion that the Ukrainian military “can’t get at us” and that only their own “allies” could have carried out the strike.
  • There’s no visible crater in any of the posted footage, or any dirt that a normal explosion would gave scattered. The surrounding vegetation and trees appear essentially unharmed, which rules out a rocket that exploded in the air. Most likely, the explosion was caused by a hand grenade going off under a tent or in one of the camp’s numerous structures.
  • One part of the footage shows two fires burning in a dugout, but the fresh cover of leaves in the dugout is undamaged, and there are no visible artillery casings around.
  • Prigozhin reported that the strike left a large number of victims, but the footage doesn’t show any of them. One clip shows part of a human body, but the color of the dried blood on it suggests that the person died much earlier than when the alleged strike took place.

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

loving wild if the one thing that isn't faked in a video is the human remains

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I've been trying to understand this, so please be gentle. If I'm wrong, explain it like I'm five and have brain damage. ADHD can be a real bitch sometimes:

My understanding is Wagner is mercenary group or private army who got betrayed by Russia and now they have also declared war on Russia?

So now it's basically Russia vs Wagner/Ukraine, with the latter not allied but fighting a common enemy?
It's not your ADHD. None of this makes any goddamn sense.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1672400727845621760

Are we sure that Prigozhin isn't just trying to gaslight everyone into thinking Wagner is doing a coup? Feels like we would have heard and seen more by now

hydrocarbonenema
Mar 4, 2017

Fun Shoe
This seems, currently, to be the optimal and targeted outcome of the US - destabilization of the Russian regime but maybe not a deathblow. Unintended consequences are pending of course.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Moon Slayer posted:

"Shitposted so hard the government put tanks on the street"

Thread title?

Prigozhin is hosed. The smart move is probably Rostov rather than Moscow. From there Wagner can control supplies for the 58th Combined Arms Army (Russian forces in Zaporizhzhia).

I think if he had any actual pull with the Rogsvardia and other security services he wouldn't be pleading with them on Telegram: he would just call them. Prigozhin is hosed.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Is there any chance he's defecting to Ukraine and stirring stuff up as part of a deal? I can't imagine he thinks he's going to get away with this poo poo if he stays in Russian-controlled territory.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there any chance he's defecting to Ukraine and stirring stuff up as part of a deal? I can't imagine he thinks he's going to get away with this poo poo if he stays in Russian-controlled territory.

No. He just talked too much and hosed up and his only next way to implement momentum is towards Moscow. He has no real positive outcome. Unless Putin somehow goes "you're right" and somehow oust Shoigu.
Ukraine does not want him nor is he at all on Ukraine's side.
It's literally a temper tantrum/cry for help that has gotten out of hand and he has limited recourse. He still views moves towards Russia as that some outburst.

E: I'm not knowledgeable on such things but just what I've gleaned.

E2: VVV you know what I mean.

RoyKeen fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Jun 24, 2023

Owling Howl
Jul 17, 2019

RoyKeen posted:

Ukraine does not want him nor is he at all on Ukraine's side.

I think Ukraine very much wants him :commissar:

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

EasilyConfused posted:

Naples to Rome is a tad shorter than Ukraine to Moscow.

I don't think that's the primary flaw in the plan.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Wagner was useful to Putin but I don't think he cared too much about them in the end. This is a Fatal Attraction scenario. Prighozin is not going to be ignored.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
Meanwhile in the real world, another Russian cruise missile strikes on Ukraine and S-300 terror bombing of Kharkiv.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there any chance he's defecting to Ukraine and stirring stuff up as part of a deal? I can't imagine he thinks he's going to get away with this poo poo if he stays in Russian-controlled territory.

If he defects, that will be his last option before swimming out of a 10th floor window, and its going to be US Intelligence or something similar in the West because he is a star-hot intelligence asset into the Putin's inner circle and dealings. And they know how to "disappear" a person permanently without killing them after a deal is made.

ElrondHubbard
Sep 14, 2007

It's good to keep in mind that, monstrous as they are, Wagner and Prighozin are pretty popular in Russia. They are essentially considered war heroes for actually pulling off a "victory" in Bakhmut amidst a string of increasingly embarrassing losses. It's not going to be great for the already shaky morale within the army if they are ordered to gun down their own heroes.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Der Kyhe posted:

If he defects, that will be his last option before swimming out of a 10th floor window, and its going to be US Intelligence or something similar in the West because he is a star-hot intelligence asset into the Putin's inner circle and dealings. And they know how to "disappear" a person permanently without killing them after a deal is made.

He is not defecting.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Vox Nihili posted:

It sounds like the MoD or other internal forces are finally moving to crack down on Prigozhan and he kicked off this entire thing as a last-ditch effort to hold onto his power and maybe his life. He's really piling up the claims and provocations (Wagner being attacked, Wagner marching in Russian cities, unsourced Russian orders, etc.) but they look more and more like threadbare bluster since he cannot produce a scrap of evidence.

Russia is taking his threats very seriously but it isn't clear if his forces are actually doing anything or if he is just maneuvering for allies/protection/smokescreens (i.e., rhetorical flailing). My guess is this is what desperation looks like and we won't see a single shot fired other than maybe in a bunker somewhere. I think Prigozhan's days as the head of Wagner are numbered. This would mean a consolidation of power in the true MoD, but it may alienate the Russian hardliners/warbloggers/fascists who are of the belief that Wagner "gets things done" while the rest of the state is mired in "degenerate corruption."

It seems like integrating Wagner into the general military would cause a lot of issues in Africa since using Wagner is an important distancing step for a lot of their efforts to prop up their friendly regimes. That stuff looks a lot different when its just straight up Russian military troops, but Putin is probably well past the point of caring about plausible deniability

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

RoyKeen posted:

He is not defecting.

Well obviously he isn't going to defect, most likely he wants to become a martyr for his own glory. But if he for any reason would, it would be to something like US government that has actual resources to disappear people, and nothing less.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Then it's just reformed as the Beethoven PMC or whatever.

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
There is some unconfirmed video out there of Wagner and Russia fighting on the M4. Supposedly Wagner took out a Russian Helicopter too. Grain of salt with all of it.

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ThomasVLinge/status/1672409807066726400

Wagner is claiming (lol) to have shot down a helicopter that engaged them on the highway.

https://twitter.com/KyivIndependent/status/1672411190201397248

https://twitter.com/RALee85/status/1672409506901368833

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Popete posted:

Then it's just reformed as the Beethoven PMC or whatever.

The choice of classical musician wasn't chosen lightly or at random. It wasn't "I dunno...'Wagner' or whatever".

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin
I just saw video of the helicopter take down. Looks pretty legit.

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God
I wouldn't completely discount all these announcements being pre-recorded messages from Prigozhin designed to sow confusion while he and some of the Wagner top brass get smuggled to Africa, though. Or, well, I wouldn't have until the above tweets reporting gunfire. That's an indication that maybe this is really happening.

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

RoyKeen posted:

The choice of classical musician wasn't chosen lightly or at random. It wasn't "I dunno...'Wagner' or whatever".

Prigozhin was a huge fan of the helicopter scene from Apocalypse Now.

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God

ummel posted:

Prigozhin was a huge fan of the helicopter scene from Apocalypse Now.

The writers of this reality are hacks.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

RoyKeen posted:

The choice of classical musician wasn't chosen lightly or at random. It wasn't "I dunno...'Wagner' or whatever".

Yeah, when they rename it, they'll probably go for Tchaikovsky, as a gay, part-Ukrainian composer one of whose homes got destroyed by this war.

Edit:

Bremen posted:

I wouldn't completely discount all these announcements being pre-recorded messages from Prigozhin designed to sow confusion while he and some of the Wagner top brass get smuggled to Africa, though. Or, well, I wouldn't have until the above tweets reporting gunfire. That's an indication that maybe this is really happening.

Well,.this would be a really good distraction, won't it?

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KillHour
Oct 28, 2007


Insane comedy option - the UAF reached the border and captured Prigozhin at gunpoint and are now using him as plausible deniability to do a false flag invasion of Russia.

It makes about as much sense as any of the other poo poo that happened so far.

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