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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Rossiya-24 news is borderline frantic, all the news headlines are discrediting Wagner and attacking prigozhin specifically. It's a full court press. The poor lady reading on camera sounds exhausted

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sauer kraut
Oct 2, 2004
Waking up to 1100 new replies :aaaaa:
As much as it pains me to say this, nazi goblin has that certain.. something, authentic yelling fascist charisma? to bring military commanders on his side, and pull off a coup.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Sedgr posted:

Gonna pull up in Red Square and find the last Putin defender standing outside a single busted down Armata just crying as the smoke lingers in the air.

https://i.imgur.com/yQTn6Ue.mp4

Rad Russian
Aug 15, 2007

Soviet Power Supreme!
Putin address is later, not right now. So who knows when, he is always late by about 1-2 hours since he needs to rerecord his "live" address 50 times to get a good take.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I hope there will be a pro-Putin Tank Man in Moscow

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Vegetable posted:

I hope there will be a pro-Putin Tank Man in Moscow
Edward Snowden, history is calling for you - again.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Send in... the clowns
https://twitter.com/loogunda/status/1672485439909904384?t=JsFHkdqrQPzcKUxJD2H4Zg&s=19

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Been blasting Ukrainian dubstep for an hour and ige drank 360ML of vodka. I am completely blasted.

I am having to break out ancestral copium to stay sane while the Russian civil war is ongoing. It is crazy to see the United States is keeping such track of this, I feel like we are going to have people on the ground by the end of this, especially with prigohzian at the helm, if he is then I think he will definitely want to have the West be an ally so that he can have legitimacy and bring some prosperity to Russia while rearming in a serious way.

I want to say it now, I think that if and it is a big if, he is able to take over Moscow and assert control of Russia he will absolutely re-arm and go for Kyiv again, or he may project power in other areas. I feel like he is the scariest loving person to be in charge of russia. He is a literal Nazi, and he is extremely charismatic I know he doesn't seem like it on the west but he definitely is especially with military guys.

like I feel like if I was in the Russian military and completely unaware of the west, I would probably follow him because he is a charismatic guy with what he says. Not saying I like him in any way but it's truthful to look at it like a Russian citizen I mean this guy's a strong man. That's what it comes down to that's what they like they like strong man so by me allowing myself to experience temporary disconnecting from everything I know about the West I could go yeah you know what he might be the guy to support. Because he's Putin when Putin was in his golden age. I feel like the war in Ukraine has literally caused Putin to lose legitimacy in his tough guy approach. He is seen as weak as hell especially in the face of zelinsky a guy who is the Ukrainian equivalent to Jimmy kimmel.

I know I'm a bit all over the place with this but my point is that prigohzin is a very scary thing to happen. And I think he is actually the real world equivalent of Makarov from call of duty. I don't mean that in strategy because video games have no real grasp on the real world but I just mean comparable in the way of things happening. Like you know he's a pretty drastic change from Putin he is a military leader he's actually been on the loving battlefield and everything, this guy is Hitler but a colonel instead of a corporal.


I know I've said I'm a little intoxicated, but I've been in a weird State all day especially with the news of this. I know go touch grass and everything and I plan to tomorrow but this is the craziest thing to happen in the last 20 years I would say. I mean they tried to prevent the third Russian collapse by taking over Ukraine and it's failed miserably which has literally expedited the collapse. That has become clear as day as a private military corporation literally marches on the capitol.

If we were to do a hypothetical comparison of oppression army to a Wagner group, then this is a step towards a real and true War footing russia. I mean prigohzin has already said that he will allow the Jets taking off to go bomb Ukraine but he won't allow them to blow up his own guys. That's pretty concerning because he absolutely plans to continue this war. I don't think he's going to be as stupid as Putin in terms of keeping the commanders incompetent. I think they'll just be absolutely loyal Nazis. Under the command of somebody who's actually competent.

I mean come on, you have to be pretty loving competent to surviving Russia's Mafia state and prigohzin absolutely foots the bill for the person that can do that. I mean clearly he's operating a loving coup d'etat against Vladimir God drat Putin a guy who literally kills people thousands of miles away if not tens of thousands of miles away. I mean this guy is rushes Don Corleone and prigohzin is like a sheriff, coming in and taking down the old aging criminal king. I mean this stuff sounds so loving stupid even to me but it's how Russia sees all of this and the narrative that will be projected forward. What did you say

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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

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Many such cases!

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.


I dunno, maybe don't try pay off war widows with blocks of frozen fish?

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Been blasting Ukrainian dubstep for an hour and ige drank 360ML of vodka. I am completely blasted.


get some sleep friend!! I have a good song for you - check your DMs

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


HonorableTB posted:

Rossiya-24 news is borderline frantic, all the news headlines are discrediting Wagner and attacking prigozhin specifically. It's a full court press. The poor lady reading on camera sounds exhausted

Yep. My phone's translate app can't keep up, but they're really trying hard...

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

hard to imagine anything that could fill me with less confidence lol

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
https://imgur.com/a/t9vztFo

soiund on

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

I dunno, maybe don't try pay off war widows with blocks of frozen fish?

Hey now, some of them got battery powered Power Wheels cars for kids

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
I'm supposed to see Iron Maiden in twelve hours. Lol if Russia gets a coup in before then.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Subs over dubs
https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1672481526632574976?t=_R1oGbhcEyWl8rSbHZf4pQ&s=19

zone
Dec 6, 2016


On brand with Puccia's performance so far. :wtc:


Many such cases. Who'd have figured trying to buy off the families of mobiks with fish bricks and circus tickets would backfire on you?

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
CNN is streaming putin's speech here, whenever that is happening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZB3FOqBUxA

edit: Oh it is not that CNN, i assumed this would have an english translation but this is Cable News Network from India lmbo.

e2: Ok this one will probably have a live english translation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Auq9mYxFEE

Rahu fucked around with this message at 07:33 on Jun 24, 2023

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Macron urges Prigozhin not to humiliate Mr. Putin

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

First far right reaction I've seen
https://twitter.com/reportbywilson/status/1672469188395384833?t=ZEKbSyHe9TwWKcuDMnXXDg&s=19
On brand

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

The tankie pamps are extra poopy today

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006
Want to again drop this link for anyone interested in Russian television, which is THE main way of interaction between government and average citizen:

https://smotrim.ru/live/21

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Herstory Begins Now posted:

hard to imagine anything that could fill me with less confidence lol

Right now they literally have the MoD "appeal to deceived Wagner fighters" message constantly on the lower chyron of the station Rossiya-24.

Imagine turning on CNN and constantly scrolling along the bottom is the message "The Department of Defence is appealing to Blackwater to please stop their foolish attack they were deceived into undertaking!"

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

LanceHunter posted:

Right now they literally have the MoD "appeal to deceived Wagner fighters" message constantly on the lower chyron of the station Rossiya-24.

Imagine turning on CNN and constantly scrolling along the bottom is the message "The Department of Defence is appealing to Blackwater to please stop their foolish attack they were deceived into undertaking!"



LMAOOOOO

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Subs over dubs pt 2
https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1672485967125463041?t=DpyuQZoGfZh1WzDnHdN5Qg&s=19

Relatedly the government is trying to appeal to Wagner soldiers directly
https://twitter.com/maryilyushina/status/1672488067171532800?t=6R5fusWT3uL04QNaXeBz5w&s=19
Such assurances are sure to change many minds, the Russian government keeps its promises :thumbsup:

zone
Dec 6, 2016


Lamo shut the gently caress up pants shitter Fuentes, your dictator has no clothes and it looks like he overreached himself in the end.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Just found out who's behind it.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

KitConstantine posted:

Subs over dubs pt 2
https://twitter.com/KevinRothrock/status/1672485967125463041?t=DpyuQZoGfZh1WzDnHdN5Qg&s=19

Relatedly the government is trying to appeal to Wagner soldiers directly
https://twitter.com/maryilyushina/status/1672488067171532800?t=6R5fusWT3uL04QNaXeBz5w&s=19
Such assurances are sure to change many minds, the Russian government keeps its promises :thumbsup:

How do they expect they'll (Wagner and other rebels) listen when they of all people know the fate of traitors? delusional as gently caress

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
The prospect of literal Nazi Prigozhin taking charge is genuinely terrifying. I'm also wondering what China makes of all of this, I can't see Xi being happy with this sort of behaviour and I don't really imagine Prigozhin will be as diplomatic and submissive as Putin.

HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006


quote:

HOW WE DEMAND AN IMMEDIATE END TO ILLEGAL ACTIONS



quote:

MINISTRY OF DEFENCE OF THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION REFUTED THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE IMPACT ON THE WAGNER PMC CAMP

going full throated HOWWWWW DARRREE YOUUU i see

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Just found out who's behind it.



Hammond!!! :argh:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

zone posted:

Lamo shut the gently caress up pants shitter Fuentes, your dictator has no clothes and it looks like he overreached himself in the end.

This dude literally looks like he's starving and has a fake mustache it's a lovely mustache in all aspects.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


fighter_bomber confirms three helicopters have been downed by Wagner. He also claimed earlier that two Wagner helicopters were shot down

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1672488251288944640


:lol:

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
lol that I'm starving and want to cook lunch but am worried that if I do there's a chance I might miss Wagner storming the Kremlin

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Wow, Prighozin's been signaling he might do this for months now but I'm still kind of shocked he actually has. I feel like at this point it's literally do or die for Prighozin. Grim stuff! Denazification seems to be going poorly atm.

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Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

So I get to watch the collapse of Russia in real-time twice in my lifetime. Only fair that the US follows suit. poo poo.

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