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In exchange for standing down, they will fill up his Priggy Bank and let him leave peacefully in exile in a beautiful villa with an expansive picture window overlooking a nice set of waterfalls and cliffside bird roosts.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 18:58 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:30 |
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IDGI, doesn't this ensure Prigozhin will accidentally fall out of a window and onto a bullet?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 18:58 |
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So is it over?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:00 |
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Thank you for hanging out for the most stupid day in modern Russian history
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:00 |
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Hungarian state owned media did still not report on the events of the past 24 hours, so most Hungarians have no idea what the hell happened in Russia. The few who did, said that its obvious that Prigozhin has been bought by NATO.... I'm guessing now they will say he's been bought back by Russia.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:01 |
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Deltasquid posted:If this is true, then didn't Putin basically just capitulate to Wagner? What a shitshow Maybe he should have done that before losing a bunch of helicopters and loving up highways and bridges.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:01 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So is it over? Who knows. Certainly not me. I guess in a few hours we'll probably have confirmation on whether Wagner turned around or not.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:01 |
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Have we considered the possibility that Lukashenko is a master-statesman filled with Solomonic wisdom?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:02 |
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I heard rumours that the Ukrainians were still able to exploit the confusion to make considerable gains, any truth to this from what we've seen?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:02 |
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Orthanc6 posted:
I dunno bout that. Momentum is crucial for things like this. You want to keep the train moving at max speed to prevent anyone who hopped on from jumping off. You don't want to give folks who are essentially taking a huge risk time to think about what is actually going on. Most importantly you do not want to give the impression they are on a sinking ship.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:02 |
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fatherboxx posted:Thank you for hanging out for the most stupid day in modern Russian history
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:02 |
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well if they wipe out wagner it will be a little denazification of russia for sure.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:02 |
Wow Russia is just absolutely on the ball as a country. Truly impressive work
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:03 |
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:So is it over? Absolutely nobody knows, and I suspect that includes Prigozhin
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:03 |
khwarezm posted:I heard rumours that the Ukrainians were still able to exploit the confusion to make considerable gains, any truth to this from what we've seen? no idea. Russian Telegrams tend to be where we get most of our info tbh, and they are kind of, uh, distracted right now
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:03 |
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So Putin is going to be cool with getting bossed around and settle for second most powerful man in Russia
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:03 |
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khwarezm posted:I heard rumours that the Ukrainians were still able to exploit the confusion to make considerable gains, any truth to this from what we've seen? Did the person who posted it have a blue checkmark by their name?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:04 |
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All thats left is the drinking.khwarezm posted:I heard rumours that the Ukrainians were still able to exploit the confusion to make considerable gains, any truth to this from what we've seen? No. There just hasnt been enough time for strategic confusion to have had any effect at the tactical level. Wagner didn't pull out of the battle line, they'd already been rotated out. At most, Russia didn't have a few helicopters or planes when they needed them.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:05 |
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Shogeton posted:Have we considered the possibility that Lukashenko is a master-statesman filled with Solomonic wisdom? I think it's far more likely that Wagner affiliated ninjas kidnapped Putin when he ran away and then surgically implanted a bomb in his head, myself.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:05 |
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Shogeton posted:Have we considered the possibility that Lukashenko is a master-statesman filled with Solomonic wisdom? I bet he’d cut a baby in half given a chance. So I guess kinda?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:05 |
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Paladinus posted:Maybe he should have done that before losing a bunch of helicopters and loving up highways and bridges. Huh, so there are credible reports of bridge damage?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:06 |
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So either Putin surrendered control of the military to Prigozhin or Prigozhin didn't realize that he committed suicide. Did I get that right?
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:07 |
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This seems like it would be one of the worst possible ending for all involved as Putin and Prigozhin both look dumb and insane.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:08 |
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What is even going on? I feel like I just watched two people swing at each other with knives, agree it was a good joke, and then walk away to grab beers.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:08 |
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That does sound like a typical saturday in russia to be fair.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:09 |
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Spare a thought for the hungover military police captain in Voronezh who picked the losing side this morning.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:09 |
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Lol Prigozhin was pushing for people to defect and join him. Anybody who did is probably gonna die, unless they go with Wagner back to Ukraine.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:09 |
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Snipee posted:So either Putin surrendered control of the military to Prigozhin or Prigozhin didn't realize that he committed suicide. Did I get that right? It kinda sounds like both, to be honest.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:10 |
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maybe putin and priggy will have a duel or something, it's gonna be the lamest steven segal-esq fake fighting situation you've ever seen.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:10 |
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what the gently caress
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:11 |
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RockWhisperer posted:What is even going on? I feel like I just watched two people swing at each other with knives, agree it was a good joke, and then walk away to grab beers. That's Russian as gently caress tho
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:11 |
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RockWhisperer posted:What is even going on? I feel like I just watched two people swing at each other with knives, agree it was a good joke, and then walk away to grab beers. It's definitely in line with Russia's usual approach of adjusting reality whenever things look bad.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:12 |
acidx posted:Lol Prigozhin was pushing for people to defect and join him. Anybody who did is probably gonna die, unless they go with Wagner back to Ukraine. Yep. Think I’d rather go AWOL with the warlord then have to explain my extreme dereliction of duty/treason to whichever Russian intelligence agency that’s going to come through and execute everyone. LifeSunDeath posted:maybe putin and priggy will have a duel or something, it's gonna be the lamest steven segal-esq fake fighting situation you've ever seen. Whoever loses the judo match gets poisoned
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:13 |
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Just what the... If they were trying to confuse me it sure worked. The whole day makes absolutely 0 sense.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:13 |
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Maybe Prigozhin tried to cash a CIA cheque and it bounced
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:15 |
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What about a staged coup to see if any generals join in? Nobody took the bait and now they have to figure out how not to march to Moscow. Feels way to convoluted to be a realistic option, not to mention super stupid to try and pull off when you're, like, actually fighting a war and not having a successful time. On the other hand I feel like every other option we are looking at is pretty stupid, too.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:16 |
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Morrow posted:Armed rebellions run on dunkin': Green Beans doesn't waste time
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:17 |
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https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1672667310551597056 Tweet from Rubio. I agree in the assessment there.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:17 |
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Comstar posted:Marshal from there from where? All the Russian forces are in Ukraine. He has some strategic bombers and navy, which are of little use. This isn't strictly true, Russia also has some forces in Belarus and all over Russia. Hell, Pul-Put could order Luka to send some Belarusians to defend Moscow. Just there's probably not any singular strong outfit with good training and morale. Putting together ad hoc unit from boot camp trainees, signalmen and truck drivers is not going to stop grizzled veterans who have murdered people even before going to Ukraine. Oh and if Belarusians tried to mobilize some battalions to assist, they would presumably only find IOU notes in place of most of their equipment.
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# ? Jun 24, 2023 19:17 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 08:30 |
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khwarezm posted:I heard rumours that the Ukrainians were still able to exploit the confusion to make considerable gains, any truth to this from what we've seen? In a few hours without any Russian troops having been moved? Seems unlikely
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