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THE THREAD SPEAK!
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Jun 21, 2023 10:56
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Yolomon Wayne posted:yeah its only been 3 and a half years, why not post Sorry I didn't mean to disturb your repose LOL Somebody must have crossposted it and I didn't see, sorry
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Jun 21, 2023 17:50
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Film still poo poo so what
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Jun 21, 2023 17:54
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Threads fly now!
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Jun 21, 2023 17:54
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It was an extremely bad film of course, but you have to admit it did iconically capture 2019 becoming 2020
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Jun 21, 2023 17:54
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Luke you turned off your targeting computer! * proceeds to give a lovely tattoo*
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Jun 21, 2023 17:55
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I was wondering what the hell this thread was
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Jun 21, 2023 17:57
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Saalkin posted:Luke you turned off your targeting computer!
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Jun 21, 2023 18:11
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the movie that killed cinema so hard Tom cruise had to use scientology treasure and rent the whole US navy to resurrect it
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Jun 21, 2023 19:28
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Star blows
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Jun 21, 2023 19:36
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Owlbear Camus posted:the movie that killed cinema so hard Tom cruise had to use scientology treasure and rent the whole US navy to resurrect it I wonder how many people walked out of it at the end and , like me, thought “right that’s it. gently caress Star Wars. I’m done. “
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Jun 21, 2023 20:42
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smellmycheese posted:I wonder how many people walked out of it at the end and , like me, thought “right that’s it. gently caress Star Wars. I’m done. “ For me it was 'You gave in to the shrieking shitgoblins and it's gonna cost you.'
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Jun 23, 2023 05:40
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“They fly now?” “They fly now??!!?” “They fly now…” still lives rent-free in my brain. Just such a shallow attempt at Marvel-style quips, and you can tell whoever wrote that thought it was gonna be the funniest thing ever.
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Jun 23, 2023 07:26
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John Boyega was pissed at that line because: "They've been doing that poo poo since the Clone Wars". Disney took a Star Wars superfan and by the end of three films his attitude was: "You ain't gonna Disney Plus me!"
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Jun 23, 2023 09:40
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Jun 24, 2023 02:46
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Sorry about your husband, Vim. But what a beautiful tribute! When things are darkest, please remember the words of Master Yoda, "Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.”
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Jun 24, 2023 02:46
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smellmycheese posted:I wonder how many people walked out of it at the end and , like me, thought “right that’s it. gently caress Star Wars. I’m done. “ This was me during Force Awakens and Last Jedi marathon I went to when Last Jedi dropped. And so far, I stand by that decision.
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Jun 24, 2023 17:23
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Still never seen it after The Last Jedi killed any love I had left for the series. 
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Jun 24, 2023 22:45
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The reappearance of this thread brings to mind how tlj was so bad i had to cut myself off from the force.
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Jun 25, 2023 19:36
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it's time for the star wars to end
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Jun 25, 2023 20:36
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the rat fandom posted:The reappearance of this thread brings to mind how tlj was so bad i had to cut myself off from the force.
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Jun 25, 2023 20:39
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Outpost22 posted:Still never seen it after The Last Jedi killed any love I had left for the series. I wish I'd been as smart as you. TLJ should have been my warning.
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Jun 25, 2023 20:50
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TLJ was good.
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Jun 25, 2023 22:48
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Colin Tevorrow's (sp but I'm not looking it up) ideas for the movie seemed really cool and unique, which is why Disney said "lol hell no JJ you're doing this again"
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Jun 26, 2023 00:15
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Rise of Skywalker was like an anthology movie, but instead of a collection of three or four unconnected 30 to 45 minute stories, its 10 second stories for 2.5 hours.
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Jun 26, 2023 01:02
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Gutcruncher posted:Rise of Skywalker was like an anthology movie, but instead of a collection of three or four unconnected 30 to 45 minute stories, its 10 second stories for 2.5 hours. lmao that's exactly what it was
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Jun 26, 2023 01:06
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Gutcruncher posted:Rise of Skywalker was like an anthology movie, but instead of a collection of three or four unconnected 30 to 45 minute stories, its 10 second stories for 2.5 hours. Just people running into the room yelling quick follow me no time to explain! over and over again
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Jun 26, 2023 01:38
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Gutcruncher posted:Rise of Skywalker was like an anthology movie, but instead of a collection of three or four unconnected 30 to 45 minute stories, its 10 second stories for 2.5 hours. God this is a perfect summation of the movie It didn't at all feel like Star Wars and now I know why Carrie Fisher's death really just scrambled that movie. Not blaming her but they should have been able to pivot rather than shoehorn her in
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Jun 26, 2023 01:41
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This thread keeps popping back up and giving me PTSD about how astonishingly dogshit it was.
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Jun 26, 2023 08:40
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I am a hog who laps up slop from the star wars content trough and even I have seen that movie exactly one (1) time. I went in spoiled rotten from leaks and has my expectations set at "at least if Palpatine is back for narratively and thematically bankrupt reasons McDermott will be chewing scenery and having fun, but that was not enough.
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Jun 26, 2023 15:06
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Owlbear Camus posted:I am a hog who laps up slop from the star wars content trough and even I have seen that movie exactly one (1) time. Same. I tried to watch again when it came out on Blu-ray but fell asleep and never bothered again.
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Jun 26, 2023 18:16
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When I saw Rise of Skywalker, about 5 minutes in I had to rewind and start over assuming I must’ve missed a bunch of stuff. I didn’t.
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Jun 26, 2023 18:48
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RoS is much like Pulp Fiction, in that it is a film
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Nov 4, 2023 17:59
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Abrams - “you have to take this incredibly seriously. This is more important than life itself. Meanwhile I’m just gonna scribble a couple of ideas for the whole fuckin plan on the back of this napkin” https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1751278110568321161?s=46
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Jan 27, 2024 21:35
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*extremely ian mcshane "it's just tits and dragons people" voice* it's just ray guns and space ships. it's not worth getting an upset tummy over, let alone an ulcer.
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Jan 27, 2024 21:43
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they should have dropped a moon on chewie
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Jan 27, 2024 22:18
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What a sick nasty film that I hope no one ever watches again
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Jan 27, 2024 22:19
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she's got her lightsaber the wrong way
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Jan 27, 2024 22:25
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Outpost22 posted:Still never seen it after The Last Jedi killed any love I had left for the series. That was my plan too, but RoS opened on my loving birthday and my friend got us tickets.
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