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Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Arsenic Lupin posted:

St. Kilda is 40 miles from the nearest land.

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The island has a mythical status because many people who plan to go there on a sailing holiday or day trip don’t actually get there, as the weather is so unpredictable. The high wave energy levels exceed any other site in the British Isles. Once a craft gets into the Atlantic and away from the shelter of the Isle of Lewis, any sort of bad weather in the Atlantic makes reaching St Kilda difficult. The islands, often named ‘The Islands at the End of the World’, have their own weather system. Gale force winds are experienced for a fifth of the year. Low temperatures and cloud with heavy rain can prevail for days or weeks, even in the summer months. Significant wave heights exceed 5 metres for 10% of the year and 1 metre for 75%. The highest winds recorded on St Kilda were in January 2015 with gusts of 188mph at the military base. Historical records indicate that the wind on St Kilda was sometimes so strong that the islanders’ sheep and cattle were blown over the cliffs. One visitor from the mainland reported that the sea beat so hard on the shore in a storm, it left the villagers deaf for a week. Trees refused to grow there and the few crops would sometimes become polluted with salt water. Fishing was considered too dangerous. Many St Kildians were drowned just a few hundred yards from their home in Village Bay.

St. Kill Ya more like

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Sounds like a good place for a Scottish version of Father Ted

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Arsenic Lupin posted:

St. Kilda is 40 miles from the nearest land.

Why the gently caress did people go there in the first place:stare:

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Alhazred posted:

Why the gently caress did people go there in the first place:stare:

They've been settled since the bronze age, probably because there was food and mostly safe from raiders, but it's not the kind of journey you could do alone. Communication to the main land was by tying your message to a small float and hoping it washed up in Scotland rather than Norway. Travelling there would mean a significant percentage of the able-bodied population agreeing to row with you, assuming the weather was even good enough and you weren't gonna get stuck there for months.

There are four islands in the chain but people mostly lived on Hirta. Soay, Boreray, and Dùn weren't much more than rocks and only had temporary populations if islanders went over for harvesting seabirds or sheep and got stuck there due to weather. The record was three men and eight boys stuck on the even smaller Stac an Armin for 9 months when a smallpox outbreak stopped any boats leaving Hirta.

The definitive book on this stuff is Life and Death of St Kilda by Tom Steel. A beautiful and melancholy read. Kilda has been on my visit list since I read it as a kid, but even getting to the Hebridies is a trek and then you have to get an military approved tour out to Hirta as there's an active radar base which is the only structure still inhabited.

If you're interested in premodern island life then it's also worth checking out a 1930s film called Man of Aran which is about similar islands off the coast of Ireland. Mostly composed of posed pseudodocumentary footage, but beautiful. There's a re-release with accompanying score by the band Sea Power.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Milo and POTUS posted:

It woulda been cool if he went missing and there was an olde timey investigator to search for him and woops everybody is a suspect

SummerisleSummerisleSummerisleSummerisle

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


darkwasthenight posted:

The definitive book on this stuff is Life and Death of St Kilda by Tom Steel. A beautiful and melancholy read. Kilda has been on my visit list since I read it as a kid, but even getting to the Hebrides is a trek and then you have to get an military approved tour out to Hirta as there's an active radar base which is the only structure still inhabited.
Wow, thank you for the rec!

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Alhazred posted:

I feel like that if you know about boats it's entirely on you if you decide to stay on Misery Island.

but enough about the anglo-danes :v:

GhastlyBizness
Sep 10, 2016

seashells by the sea shorpheus

darkwasthenight posted:

If you're interested in premodern island life then it's also worth checking out a 1930s film called Man of Aran which is about similar islands off the coast of Ireland. Mostly composed of posed pseudodocumentary footage, but beautiful. There's a re-release with accompanying score by the band Sea Power.

Man of Aran is great, as is the score from Sea Power (a bunch of which was reused for Disco Elysium) but thing that gets me is that even accounting for the posed/staged/actively fabricated stuff, Inishmore was a cosmopolitan paradise compared to St Kilda. Didn’t have St Kilda’s freakishly high rate of infant tetanus either, which must have seemed like a genuine curse to the islanders.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




GhastlyBizness posted:

Man of Aran is great, as is the score from Sea Power (a bunch of which was reused for Disco Elysium) but thing that gets me is that even accounting for the posed/staged/actively fabricated stuff, Inishmore was a cosmopolitan paradise compared to St Kilda. Didn’t have St Kilda’s freakishly high rate of infant tetanus either, which must have seemed like a genuine curse to the islanders.

On the plus side, the werewolf attacks seems to be decreasing and there's only been two ritualistic murders this year.

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Im surprised it hasnt become a haven or potential choice of settlement for a libertarian 'utopia' project. It sounds like everything they'd ever want.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's too far away even for Libertarians. I imagine there's not much internet, and then what's the point.

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
The Death of Thomas Britton, a London coal merchant and patron of music c. 1700. "Known as the musical small coal man, and for his extra ordinary acquirements in chymistry, music, and knowledge of books":

quote:

In September 1714, Justice Robe, a Middlesex magistrate, decided to play a practical joke on the superstitious Britton. He employed a ventriloquist named Honeyman to project his voice and tell Britton that his end was near and that he should fall to his knees and repeat the Lord's Prayer. The elderly Britton did so, and was so affected that he died within a couple of days.[3] He was buried at St James's Church, Clerkenwell on 1 October 1714, his funeral attracting a large crowd. [5]
loving Honeyman

thetoughestbean
Apr 27, 2013

Keep On Shroomin
I think the problem was Justice Robe

nice obelisk idiot
May 18, 2023

funerary linens looking like dishrags
I felt that the villainy of an old-timey magistrate named Justice Robe was self-evident. I expected better of Honeyman

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

GhastlyBizness posted:

Man of Aran is great, as is the score from Sea Power

I was about to Well Actually you both on the band's name but then looked it up and found that British Sea Power had their own personal Brexit and dropped the British in 2021 to avoid any associations with nationalism, the actual Brexit and probably Eric Clapton.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



canyoneer posted:

I was about to Well Actually you both on the band's name but then looked it up and found that British Sea Power had their own personal Brexit and dropped the British in 2021 to avoid any associations with nationalism, the actual Brexit and probably Eric Clapton.

Good for them.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Zeniel posted:

Im surprised it hasnt become a haven or potential choice of settlement for a libertarian 'utopia' project. It sounds like everything they'd ever want.

It's a bit remote even for them. The batshit breakaway state has been at the other end of the country in the North Sea since the 60s: Principality of Sealand. It's been there so long it even had a civil war.

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1978 attack and Sealand Rebel Government

In August 1978, Alexander Achenbach, who described himself as the Prime Minister of Sealand, hired several German and Dutch mercenaries to lead an attack on Sealand while Bates and his wife were in Austria invited by Achenbach to discuss the sale of Sealand. Achenbach had disagreed with Bates over plans to turn Sealand into a luxury hotel and casino with fellow German and Dutch businessmen. They stormed the platform, and took Bates's son Michael hostage. Michael was able to retake Sealand and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries. Achenbach, a German lawyer who held a Sealand passport, was charged with treason against Sealand, and was held unless he paid DM 75,000 (more than US$35,000 or £23,000). Germany then sent a diplomat from its London embassy to Sealand to negotiate for Achenbach's release. Roy Bates relented after several weeks of negotiations and subsequently claimed that the diplomat's visit constituted de facto recognition of Sealand by Germany.

Following the former's repatriation, Achenbach and Gernot Pütz proclaimed a government in exile, sometimes known as the Sealand Rebel Government or Sealandic Rebel Government, in Germany.

The platform is no longer occupied since the death of Prince Roy, but his heir Prince Michael still manages Sealand operations from the family farm on the mainland.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

darkwasthenight posted:

It's a bit remote even for them. The batshit breakaway state has been at the other end of the country in the North Sea since the 60s: Principality of Sealand. It's been there so long it even had a civil war.

The platform is no longer occupied since the death of Prince Roy, but his heir Prince Michael still manages Sealand operations from the exclave on the mainland.

Or would it be enclave. Anyway I can't wait until they start claiming other territory, starting with the maunsell forts

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Zeniel posted:

Im surprised it hasnt become a haven or potential choice of settlement for a libertarian 'utopia' project. It sounds like everything they'd ever want.

I looked up the smallest island nations as worldbuilding for a shadowrun game. I wanted to have a megacorp CEO buy a nation so he'd have legal immunity.

Then i saw on wikipedia that a couple billionaire brothers had tried to buy the country already

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

St. Kilda, way out in the Hebrides off Scotland, was inhabited way back to the Bronze age, maybe to the Neolithic age. It's desolate, the soil's poor, and you don't (didn't) get many visitors. Peak known population was in the late 1700s, maybe 180 people.

What finally went wrong was a combination of disease brought by visitors (cholera, smallpox, tetanus, and of course the Spanish flu), emigration, and the Rev. John MacKay. He was a member of the Free Church of Scotland and was a very, very strict Sabbatarian. Wikipedia:

When you're already at a bare subsistence level, taking one day out of seven off from all food-producing activities makes things much worse.

Finally, for at least 150 years, 2/3 of newborn Kildans died of neonatal tetanus. On the one hand, fewer mouths to feed; on the other hand, not enough labor.

St. Kilda was finally abandoned by humans in 1930. Now it's a tourist site.

Source: https://www.nrscotland.gov.uk/research/learning/features/stories-from-st-kilda, https://www.rcpe.ac.uk/college/journal/st-kilda-neonatal-tetanus-tragedy-nineteenth-century-and-some-twenty-first-century, and of course https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Kilda,_Scotland.

Silly St. Kilda fact.

It's also the name of a beachside suburb in Melbourne. Home to an AFL football team who last won the Premiership in 1966.

a strange fowl
Oct 27, 2022

BrigadierSensible posted:

Silly St. Kilda fact.

It's also the name of a beachside suburb in Melbourne. Home to an AFL football team who last won the Premiership in 1966.
it's funny because st kilda the suburb is extremely metropolitan now, but back in the day the british settlers must have called it that because it felt like the ends of the earth

Falukorv
Jun 23, 2013

A funny little mouse!
Only bad thing I remember from Inishmore is the ticks, there were lots of em

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013
Another fun fact about St Kilda is that it isnt even named after a saint. Since there is no Saint Kilda and I guess nobody called Kilda.

I think it was supposed to have etymological roots with an old word for a shield in some language or something. Its 4am so im tired.

So the next time you're at St Kilda beach be sure to correct everyone around you that in fact St Kilda isn't real and it should probably just be called 'The Beach'. Riches and praise await you.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Alhazred posted:

A fun historical fact: There's historical finds that suggest that Scandinavia were the victims of a bronze embargo during the bronze age that lasted for centuries. The ones responsible for it was the unetice culture who rose to prominens in 2200 BC. They had pretty much a monopoly on bronze trade and while the rest of Europe received plenty of bronze during that period, Scandinavia for some reason didn't. There's even been found flint daggers in Denmark made to resemble bronze daggers:


This would appear to be the mother of all arbitrage opportunities.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
been thinkin about the HL Hunley ever since the big millionaire submarine last week

world's first submarine ever deployed in war

sank with all hands, including her namesake Horace Hunley during testing

got refloated to really give it to the yankee

spoiler alert: got one hit on the sloop USS Housatonic with the instant loss of everyone on board Hunley. when it was found and raised again more than a century later, the bones were still in position as they had been while they unfortunately rammed a lovely torpedo into a decent boat and got instantly brainsplattered

half the crew was danish, british, and german, as befits a hearty lmfao find a better boat and a better cause you euro freaks

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It's funny to laugh at and I think it'd be a better accomplishment if it were for a better cause

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

been thinkin about the HL Hunley ever since the big millionaire submarine last week
ahahaahahahaahha

quote:

a spar torpedo—a copper cylinder containing 135 poundsof black powder—was attached to a 22-foot long wooden spar. The spar torpedo would be jammed in the target's side by ramming, and then detonated by a mechanical trigger attached to the submarine by a line, so that as she backed away from her target, the torpedo would set off.
ok, sounds good so far...

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However, archaeologists working on Hunley discovered evidence that the torpedo had no barbs, and was designed to explode on contact as it was pushed against an enemy vessel at close range.
lol gently caress the south, traitors and slavers

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Platystemon posted:

This would appear to be the mother of all arbitrage opportunities.

And to start, you just need to order some good quality copper...

GhastlyBizness
Sep 10, 2016

seashells by the sea shorpheus

canyoneer posted:

I was about to Well Actually you both on the band's name but then looked it up and found that British Sea Power had their own personal Brexit and dropped the British in 2021 to avoid any associations with nationalism, the actual Brexit and probably Eric Clapton.

Yep! I get that the original name was supposed to be ironic and redolent of faded empire, etc but still, fair play to them.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
in the spirit of freedom's birthday

you know John Paul Jones of "I have not yet begun to fight" fame?

in addition to serving the british and US navies he served the Imperial Russian Navy

he was exiled from Russia for rape, and his failed defense was "she was 12, not 10"

he died in his own piss and vomit in a lovely parisien apartment, after several failed attempts to get back into the russian navy, but russian sailors refused to serve under him because his being a disgusting nonce was well-known

just in case anyone still thought any of the original crop of US heroes were more than the worst human beings you can imagine

they are all awful

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 21:57 on Jul 4, 2023

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Wow that's rough, but he plays a pretty tight bass line tho

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Edgar Allen Ho posted:


they are all awful

Then explain Tadeusz Kościuszko :colbert:

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Then explain Tadeusz Kościuszko :colbert:

ok fair enough

him and afaik John Adams get to be the exceptions that prove the rule

everyone else is a rogues gallery of the worst people

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Edgar Allen Ho posted:

in the spirit of freedom's birthday

you know John Paul Jones of "I have not yet begun to fight" fame?

in addition to serving the british and US navies he served the Imperial Russian Navy

he was exiled from Russia for rape, and his failed defense was "she was 12, not 10"

he died in his own piss and vomit in a lovely parisien apartment, after several failed attempts to get back into the russian navy, but russian sailors refused to serve under him because his being a disgusting nonce was well-known

just in case anyone still thought any of the original crop of US heroes were more than the worst human beings you can imagine

they are all awful

I was thinking, "huh there's something about this name that's ringing a bell, but nothing you are saying makes any sense to me."

Turns out I was thinking about James Earl Jones.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
John Paul Jones was also a notorious unionbuster.

“I may sink, but I’ll be damned if I strike.”

In context, lowering the flag as a symbol of surrender.

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Oct 15, 2012

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To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Ben Franklin seems all right, if you’re willing to overlook that he was at one point a slave owner before becoming an abolitionist.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



christmas boots posted:

Ben Franklin seems all right, if you’re willing to overlook that he was at one point a slave owner before becoming an abolitionist.
We would be better off if he rather than some Southern planter was the Ideal. Then America would be like Philadelphia !

Oh no

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

christmas boots posted:

Ben Franklin seems all right, if you’re willing to overlook that he was at one point a slave owner before becoming an abolitionist.

A decent person has never owned a person.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

well the research I did for a report on John Paul Jones in my 5th grade library did not turn up any underage rapes

made his head out of a light bulb

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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Ben Franklin published his cave dwelling dwarf friend's abolitionist pamphlet which makes him basically even.

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