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I want the fire department here to be randomly yelling at people on the loudspeaker when they won't get the gently caress out of the way while 4 different sirens are going
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nomad2020 posted:For full credit it needs either the oh no song or some real Mr. Obvious style narration. How about a subtitle that reads "Wait for it!"?
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ded posted:I want the fire department here to be randomly yelling at people on the loudspeaker when they won't get the gently caress out of the way At one point it seems that they used the horn so much it stopped working. Also I like the remote so the backseat guy can blast an extra siren at the people not giving a single gently caress about getting out of the way.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:It's all part of a scam, they sell a cow to some dope and he has to cross a specific bridge to leave with his new cow, the bridge "fails" under the cow and the cow is swept away, old billy in the excavator down the river fishes the cow out and then they sell the cow to another rube Whole lot of country bumpkins in this thread that never ordered surfin' terf at a fancy restaurant before.
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PurpleXVI posted:How about a subtitle that reads "Wait for it!"? And a couple of cry-laughing emojis
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sound on https://i.imgur.com/AyY0E9j.mp4
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Was that a shoe achieving orbit?
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Canuckistan posted:Was that a shoe achieving orbit? RIP
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https://i.imgur.com/0xCRRf0.mp4 Floods in Malaysia.
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I like the illest decal
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Cartoon Man posted:https://i.imgur.com/0xCRRf0.mp4 Is that man's face...okay?
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"Before turning on the machine, warn your Comrade" Soviet work safety poster, 1931.
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There’s no big red circle around what I’m supposed to be paying attention to!
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Probably not exactly occupational but this thread will have to do https://i.imgur.com/Iy5AWek.mp4
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mobby_6kl posted:Probably not exactly occupational but this thread will have to do It doesn't look like he fought off the bear for the puppies so much as instinctively reacted as it stumbled onto him.
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mobby_6kl posted:Probably not exactly occupational but this thread will have to do hooly poo poo, thats uh, one helluva brave reaction, but I'm not sure trying to choke the bear by stuffing your head down its throat was the best defense....
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Lol it’s a black bear. If that was a grizzly he would have been a snack.
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Black bear heh, no sweat. Not even impressive really.
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Call me when it's a Kodiak Pizzly bear. Otherwise, not even worth my time.
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I'm sorry I'm also disappointed it wasn't a Polar bear
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DandyLion posted:hooly poo poo, thats uh, one helluva brave reaction, but I'm not sure trying to choke the bear by stuffing your head down its throat was the best defense.... That way the bear is defenseless when the dogs start tearing it to shreds.
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mobby_6kl posted:I'm sorry I'm also disappointed it wasn't a Polar bear This. The rhyme I've heard a couple times for bears: If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lie down. If it's white, make right with your deity because you will be meeting them soon.
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Shooting Blanks posted:This. The rhyme I've heard a couple times for bears: I know this one If the red bands touch the yellow bands, the bear is venomous. If the red bands touch black, you're okay, Jack.
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Shooting Blanks posted:This. The rhyme I've heard a couple times for bears: What if it's black and white though?
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mobby_6kl posted:What if it's black and white though? Pandas delight!
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mobby_6kl posted:What if it's black and white though? If it's black and white, it's Third Reich You're in a movie about undead Nazi bears 
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:Pandas delight! We had very, very different interpretations 
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:Pandas delight! Im.... p sure a panda can gently caress you up.
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The Bananana posted:Im.... p sure a panda can gently caress you up. Pandas can't even gently caress or eat meat. I can take a panda
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To identify a bear, take a bite of its liver. If you die of Vitamin A poisoning, it was a polar bear. If you die of getting mauled by a grizzly, it was a grizzly bear. So simple!
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as a twink, i feel as if i would be very safe in bear country
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Glory to Italia!
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CainFortea posted:Pandas can't even gently caress or eat meat. I can take a panda there's a scientific paper with some extremely gnarly injury photos from people climbing into the panda enclosure at the Beijing zoo. Turns out chewing on bamboo all day gives you hella jaw muscles. VERY   Three cases of giant panda attack on human at Beijing zoo
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