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Tiggum posted:The actual bad part of being a cleaner on the Enterprise wouldn't be the job. The hours would be good and you actually would get to see all kinds of crazy and interesting stuff. The bad part would be the days where the ship switches from science/diplomacy to "oh poo poo everything is exploding we're definitely going to die". Called to battle; encountered a hostile alien; ran into some weird space magic; those are the days the job sucks. Vacuuming the floors? You have to do that if you stay home. Can't be any worse to do it in a space ship. The actual bad part of being a cleaner on the Enterprise is cleaning the holodeck.
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Mr. Fix It posted:real talk, the Far Side comic that mentions this saying confused me for years So many confusing Far Sides. Puzzling them out pre-internet was hard work. Samovar posted:But your name is Tree Bucket, not Nature! i am actually twelve birds and various mosses in a trenchcoat e: came to PYF tweets thread, feeling misled & disappointed Tree Bucket has a new favorite as of 09:41 on Jun 26, 2023 |
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The Lone Badger posted:The actual bad part of being a cleaner on the Enterprise is cleaning the holodeck. https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/ Love linking that rare good SA front page post. Even when people dismiss it as fan-fic they're still going to have an image in their head about what Worf is getting up to. * Note: that article doesn't follow cannon. Klingons have 2 dicks; that's cannon
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MisterOblivious posted:https://www.somethingawful.com/news/blue-stripe-life-4/ You just have to watch The Orville episode where Bortus is addicted to porn.
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Solaris is also available: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8ZhQPaw4rE
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Solaris loving rules. Watching that and the Soderbergh/Clooney version the same weekend was one of my better double bill choices.
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Freedom page  Only PATRIOTS post here!!
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The Lone Badger posted:The actual bad part of being a cleaner on the Enterprise is cleaning the holodeck. I assume you just wear a hazmat suit and have a literal firehose spraying everything with some sort of diluted bleach solution.
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They just beam the cum out into space. That's right, it's a Chief O'Brien problem.
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Air Skwirl posted:I assume you just wear a hazmat suit and have a literal firehose spraying everything with some sort of diluted bleach solution. Using a phaser sweep to detect changelings was really its secondary function.
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Atticus_1354 posted:It's so sad how we've been poisoned by capitalism to think our lovely brooms are better than the classics. Those brooms are unironically so good and if you get the chance you should buy one from a traditional broommaker. My Grandma once sent me up to the hardware store to get a new one. I couldn't find them, so I asked a guy where they were. I called it just a "whisk", because that is what she always called them, and he had zero idea what I was talking about. My mind went completely blank, and I kept just saying "you know, a whisk?" instead of like, a broom or brush or whatever. I did eventually find them, so Grandma was not left whiskless. Grandma tip - if your whisk is getting kind of old and splayed out, you can make a cover out of some old tights to make the bristles bunch back together again. Edit: I got old brains, she didn't call it a "whisk", she called it a "twig". No wonder no-one knew what the hell I was talking about. Pookah has a new favorite as of 21:39 on Jun 26, 2023 |
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A lot of Chinese restaurants share the same pictures of their food for reasons explained in the documentary The Search for General Tso
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Doom Mathematic posted:I don't feel as if the Oppenheimer marketing team has access to a nuclear weapon. Apparently Nolan used practical effects to recreate a nuclear detonation in the desert for the film. I'm not entirely convinced the government didn't just hand him a bomb and go "have at it Chris, you rich bastard."
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Blue Footed Booby posted:(minus any high explosive charge) Incorrect. That's a taco bell wrapper.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:One of the replies says this is as much energy as the impact (minus any high explosive charge) of one of these: Wait that's average?
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