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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Animal-Mother posted:

Alcohol can't do that unless the government poisons it like they did during Prohibition.

Methanol sure can blind you. To distill it out in sufficient concentration is pretty difficult to do by accident. Just don't drink the first few cups off a huge still and you'll be fine.

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Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005





Oooo, I get this one :cool:

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z3UcR7nAbo

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Cocaine Bear posted:

Methanol sure can blind you. To distill it out in sufficient concentration is pretty difficult to do by accident. Just don't drink the first few cups off a huge still and you'll be fine.

Also I do not think the sumerians had invented the still, just beer.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




marshmallow creep posted:

Where's Musclegirl Waffle House?

Tokyo

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Methanol also has to compete with ethanol to bind with the enzymes that break it down into toxic compounds, so as long as there's a good enough ratio to actual alcohol in whatever you're drinking you'd probably be ok. One of the antidotes for methanol poisoning is just good high strength booze, because it gives your kidneys enough time to excrete the methanol before your body metabolises enough of it into formaldehyde and whatever else it is that fucks you up.

Memes:










Did someone already post this itt? I forget the provenance of most of these memes.







pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

11'8" 12'4" bridge is drooling








They forgot to include the fire alarm with a low battery.














FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


Lol at the prices

CopperHound
Feb 14, 2012

Lol.
Also, what place serves $4 Jaeger bombs? Asking for a friend.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

Also 40+ cans of redbull :stonklol:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



CopperHound posted:

Lol.
Also, what place serves $4 Jaeger bombs? Asking for a friend.

Judging from the prices, units of measurement, and 'crisps', I'm assuming that's in pounds, not dollars

e: could also be Ireland in which case it's euros

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 23:44 on Jun 26, 2023

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

CopperHound posted:

Lol.
Also, what place serves $4 Jaeger bombs? Asking for a friend.

that receipt is from 1997

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

That’s just a receipt for my pregame

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



We Got Us A Bread
Jul 23, 2007


I liked that episode of Top Gear.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


Did they finally cut this poo poo after the moron woman died of AIDS?

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar
Taylor not so alive and well.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




E: wrong thread lol

Beve Stuscemi has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Jun 27, 2023

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

CopperHound posted:

Lol.
Also, what place serves $4 Jaeger bombs? Asking for a friend.

We have a place in town that still does $4 car bombs.

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

TheKingslayer posted:

We have a place in town that still does $4 car bombs.

The IRA gets great deals on bulk explosives.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

I get you're not supposed to say car bombs anymore but they should actually rename it cause they are delicious and I want to order them

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I forgot what the difference is between carbombs & boilermakers.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Barkeep, I'll have your finest VBIED please

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Android Apocalypse posted:

I forgot what the difference is between carbombs & boilermakers.

In theory it is the same idea but think a boilermaker is like a whiskey and lager beer while a car bomb is a half Irish whiskey half Irish cream and a Guinness or other Irish stout

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i dunno if its the same overseas but here the difference apart from the specific shot/beer is you drop the shot into the pint and make a fuckin mess with the car bomb but a boilermaker is just a shot you have with your beer

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I always dropped the shot in my boilermaker but I'm a messy drama bitch

Also drat I love a boilermaker, I haven't had one in years

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




In Scotland, a boilermaker is a "hauf an a hauf", which is the far superior name

(A wee hauf of whisky - IE a quarter gill, and a hauf pint of lager)

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

hallo spacedog posted:

I get you're not supposed to say car bombs anymore but they should actually rename it cause they are delicious and I want to order them

Make Americans realize how hosed up the name is by renaming them "school shooters"

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Spanish Manlove posted:

Make Americans realize how hosed up the name is by renaming them "school shooters"

We have too many of those in the USA to disambiguate, “Could I get a school shooter?” “Hey Jim, this patrons askin for ya”

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Jezza of OZPOS posted:

i dunno if its the same overseas but here the difference apart from the specific shot/beer is you drop the shot into the pint and make a fuckin mess with the car bomb but a boilermaker is just a shot you have with your beer

We called those, "depth charges"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen


Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
It just struck me how weird it was they got tommy lee jones for that role

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Milo and POTUS posted:

It just struck me how weird it was they got tommy lee jones for that role

One of my absolute most favorite stories

quote:

The situation came to a head in the middle of production, before the two had their “biggest scene together” on the Joel Schumacher film, when Carrey randomly popped into the same restaurant that Jones was having dinner, he told Macdonald.

“The maitre said, ‘Oh, I hear you’re working with Tommy Lee Jones. He’s over in the corner having dinner.’ I went over and I said, ‘Hey Tommy, how are you doing?’ and the blood just drained from his face,” Carrey said. “And he got up shaking — he must have been in mid kill me fantasy or something like that. And he went to hug me and he said, ‘I hate you. I really don’t like you.’ And I said, ‘What’s the problem?’ and pulled up a chair, which probably wasn’t smart. And he said, ‘I cannot sanction your buffoonery.'”

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this is how I imagined that conversation went:

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