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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
She went out like Stan Chera

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Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
too drunk and caremad to do a concession speech lol

Fish of hemp
Apr 1, 2011

A friendly little mouse!

Shogi posted:

too drunk and caremad to do a concession speech lol

Wouldn't you be, if you lost to Donald Trump?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Hillary lurking in the woods like Sasquatch.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Shogi posted:

why is it all real…

Pete Buttigieg workshopped the pronunciation of his own name for electability. Also the democrats rigged Iowa for him and mired any lefty momentum in weeks of poo poo using an app called Shadow, made by ‘Shadow, Inc.’ and funded by ACRONYM. Just out there dabbing on you MGS-style

Don’t forget the app used in Iowa wasn’t tested beforehand, showed rat boy winning 20 minutes after the primary started, and the CEO of the app company’s photo on the corporate website has a Mayor Pete sign in the background.

Nothing fishy here.

e: Hillary Clinton should be in jail for the crime of losing an election to Donald J Trump.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

red19fire posted:

e: Hillary Clinton should be in jail for the crime of losing an election to Donald J Trump.

Hard agree

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/PeteButtigieg/status/1231388368707182593

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

Light up with chemical fires over a river, promises made promises kept

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Shogi posted:

too drunk and caremad to do a concession speech lol

Filmed one a couple days later and was either medicated with the really good stuff or just deepfaked.

UKJeff
May 17, 2023

by vyelkin
Hillary Clinton is one of the biggest losers of all time. The only thing she “won” was a senate seat as a carpetbagger in NY. Im pretty sure there were shenanigans at play but I cant find anything at the moment

-Lost to a junior senator black man named Barack Hussein Obama
-Almost lost to an Independent socialist grandpa from Vermont, needed the full force of the DNC and the lamestream media to carry her through
-Lost to Donald Trump lmfao. I dunno how “grab her by the pussy” didn’t win it for her but hell, she managed to find a way to lose anyways

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Fish of hemp posted:

Wouldn't you be, if you lost to Donald Trump?

I would simply not lose to donald trump

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

lol wasn't this when he astroturfed the power going out during a stump speech

edit: maybe i should actually click the video before poasting

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Admiral Bosch posted:

lol wasn't this when he astroturfed the power going out during a stump speech

edit: maybe i should actually click the video before poasting

that's not astroturfing, just regular old lying

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

UKJeff posted:

Hillary Clinton is one of the biggest losers of all time. The only thing she “won” was a senate seat as a carpetbagger in NY. Im pretty sure there were shenanigans at play but I cant find anything at the moment

-Lost to a junior senator black man named Barack Hussein Obama
-Almost lost to an Independent socialist grandpa from Vermont, needed the full force of the DNC and the lamestream media to carry her through
-Lost to Donald Trump lmfao. I dunno how “grab her by the pussy” didn’t win it for her but hell, she managed to find a way to lose anyways

we're all used to B-rock at this point but i still remember how completely insane it seemed at the time that we just elected a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama president. i feel like it's an even crazier way to lose than losing to Trump.

Shogi
Nov 23, 2004

distant Pohjola
‘mayor pete’ is so multidimensionally fake that only the tactical cinnamon roll poindexterises him enough to stop him triggering an automatic fear/dread response, there’s a distinct patrick bateman element

the combat roll does remind me that if you want to be us president one of the first things they make you do is publicly deepthroat a grey pork chop on a stick

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

UKJeff posted:

-Lost to Donald Trump lmfao. I dunno how “grab her by the pussy” didn’t win it for her but hell, she managed to find a way to lose anyways

Everyone who was could be persuaded to vote Clinton on the grounds of "Donald Trump is an awful person" had been persuaded by like, September at the latest.

She forgot to try and give people a reason actually vote FOR her, lol.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

uber_stoat posted:

we're all used to B-rock at this point but i still remember how completely insane it seemed at the time that we just elected a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama president. i feel like it's an even crazier way to lose than losing to Trump.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

uber_stoat posted:

we're all used to B-rock at this point but i still remember how completely insane it seemed at the time that we just elected a black guy named Barack Hussein Obama president. i feel like it's an even crazier way to lose than losing to Trump.

Honestly a pile of dirty dishrags could have beaten mccain. The gop was up poo poo creek with the public and palin was a baaaaad idea

KORNOLOGY
Aug 9, 2006
Bill C. raping just cuz, like a flex.

Stato-Masochist
Aug 22, 2010

the air is fresh, there's plenty of parking, plenty of space to walk around

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/679506175239532545?s=46&t=XLIFOcsJHlmxpRCSXB8FIQ

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Everyone who was could be persuaded to vote Clinton on the grounds of "Donald Trump is an awful person" had been persuaded by like, September at the latest.

She forgot to try and give people a reason actually vote FOR her, lol.
Election after election Republicans have been hemorrhaging voters and Trump didn't reverse this trend at all, even if the diehards were really, really loud. Too bad the Democrat vote count between 2012 and 2016 was a goddamn cliff in comparison :v:

BrotherJayne
Nov 28, 2019

Nucleic Acids posted:

Obama calling Mayor Pete a lil' homie gay rear end and saying that's why he can't be president.

Wait, was that him or Michael Key doing the anger translator bit at whatever the journalist/president circle jerk dinner thing

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

KORNOLOGY posted:

Bill C. raping just cuz, like a flex.
Paula Jones specifically said that Bill Clinton's penis had "a distinguishing mark" and Monica Lewinsky among others said "no it didn't"

the point I'm making here is that Bill totally had cosmetic surgery on his wang sometime between 1991 and 1997
to make his penis more electable

edit: holy poo poo lmao there's a whole paragraph on Vox about it

quote:

Clinton's personal lawyer, Robert S. Bennett, got sworn statements from three doctors denying any "abnormalities in terms of size, shape, direction, or whatever Bennett felt a devious mind might suspect," Bob Woodward writes in his book Shadow. "A thorough dermatological examination disclosed no blemishes, no moles, no growths." Eventually, it became clear that Jones specifically meant that Clinton's penis was crooked or bent when erect. But in a Q&A with prosecutors before her grand jury appearances, Monica Lewinsky specifically disputed Jones's description of Clinton's penis.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
weird dick gang rise up

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Netflix's Space Force had an AOC character for the protagonists to humble with facts and logic. Also apparently there's some kind of actual Space Force?

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Netflix's Space Force had an AOC character for the protagonists to humble with facts and logic. Also apparently there's some kind of actual Space Force?

Actually the space force is good now, and we need to respect the troops

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

weird dick gang rise up



the weinstein trial had a lot of horrific poo poo coming out in testimony but having multiple witnesses corroborate that his balls were surgically attached to his thigh was quite a curveball

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

sleep with the vicious posted:

Actually the space force is good now, and we need to respect the troops

they're called 'guardians' lol

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Bastard Tetris posted:

the weinstein trial had a lot of horrific poo poo coming out in testimony but having multiple witnesses corroborate that his balls were surgically attached to his thigh was quite a curveball

what

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fish of hemp posted:

Wouldn't you be, if you lost to Donald Trump?

Hillary was literally the only person on the planet who could've lost to Trump, tho.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

UKJeff posted:

Hillary Clinton is one of the biggest losers of all time. The only thing she “won” was a senate seat as a carpetbagger in NY. Im pretty sure there were shenanigans at play but I cant find anything at the moment

she would have lost that one too if not for blind luck. at first she was supposed to run against rudy giuliani but ended up going up against some no-name empty suit after ol' rudy decided to self-destruct in a very embarrassing fashion a few months before the election

Bastard Tetris
Apr 27, 2005

L-Shaped


Nap Ghost

content warning: weird balls

https://nypost.com/2022/10/24/harvey-weinsteins-genitalia-a-focus-of-la-rape-trial/

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:

Netflix's Space Force had an AOC character for the protagonists to humble with facts and logic. Also apparently there's some kind of actual Space Force?

nsa/nro wanted less paperwork to launch their spy sats so they just made a whole captive branch of the military

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.



the whole interview is cool



Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the gently caress is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the gently caress?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the gently caress outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the gently caress, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no drat Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.

Is that why you’re not following it?
No, because it’s just—it doesn’t matter. They’re gonna do what they’re gonna do. It doesn’t really make a difference. These are the last years.

But it would be pretty big if we had a first Black president. That would be huge.
I mean, I guess…. What, they gon’ give a dog a bone? There you go. Ooh, we have a Black president now. They should’ve done that poo poo a long time ago, we wouldn’t be in the fuckin’ position we in now. With world war coming up right now. They done hosed this poo poo up then give it to the Black people, “Here you take it. Take my mess.”

Right, exactly.
It’s all a fuckin’ setup. It’s all a setup. All fuckin’ bullshit. All bullshit. I don’t give a gently caress about none of that.

We could have a female president also, Hillary Clinton.
I mean, either way it doesn’t matter. I don’t care. No one person is directly affected by which president, you know, so what does it matter.

Yeah, but the country is.
I guess. The president is a puppet anyway. The president don’t make no drat decisions.

The president…they don’t have that much authority basically?
Nah, never.

But Bush pretty much…
You think Bush is making fuckin’ decisions?

He did, yeah, he hosed up the country.
He act like he making decisions. He could barely speak! He could barely fuckin’ speak!
Can’t be serious. He ain’t making no drat decisions.

Well Barack has a good chance of winning so that might be something.
Good for him, good for him.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
Larry Craig trolling for rear end in the Minneapolis airport men’s room

UKJeff
May 17, 2023

by vyelkin

Flowers For Algeria posted:

the whole interview is cool



DMX is right

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

KORNOLOGY posted:

Bill C. raping just cuz, like a flex.

Multiple Bill C.'s this could refer to, depressingly.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

UKJeff posted:

DMX is right

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

theflyingexecutive posted:

nsa/nro wanted less paperwork to launch their spy sats so they just made a whole captive branch of the military

getting hazed, assembling at 4am in the snow for physical fitness tests, and enduring uniform inspections so i can go to my computer job for the space army is a little funny. it’s like making the irs a branch of the military.

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Brrrmph posted:

Larry Craig trolling for rear end in the Minneapolis airport men’s room

"Wide Stance"

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