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Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

what agency does Mayo Pete head up again? asking for a friend.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 19:56

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# ? May 24, 2024 01:46

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

A Tesla vehicle being operated on Autopilot mode crashed into a stopped truck that was providing traffic control for a highway lane closure on Friday night, according to Pennsylvania State Police.

A Freightliner truck "was at a stationary position in the middle lane providing traffic control for a right lane closure for a paving detail," the crash report said. Police say the Tesla being driven on Autopilot, which was also traveling in the middle lane, crashed into the truck's rear end at around 10:25 pm ET.

The Pennsylvania crash is far from the first in which a Tesla vehicle hit a stopped car. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has been investigating "crashes in which Tesla models of various configurations have encountered first responder scenes and subsequently struck one or more vehicles involved with those scenes." The analysis is focusing on 16 collisions with first responder and road maintenance vehicles.

As the Associated Press reported last month, "Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg says he's concerned about Tesla's marketing of the system, which is under investigation by his department in connection with crashes that have caused at least 14 deaths."

"I don't think that something should be called, for example, an Autopilot, when the fine print says you need to have your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road at all times," Buttigieg told the AP. NHTSA data shows that Teslas using Autopilot crashed 273 times between July 2021 and May 15, 2022.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/06/tesla-on-autopilot-crashed-into-stopped-truck-during-highway-lane-closure/

Unacceptable. Remove the FSD feature remotely where possible and make any driver fully liable for any FSD accidents should they choose to evade getting it removed.

if you want to run live beta testing on FSD systems do it at race tracks.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 20:06

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

it's insane that FSD was rolled out via software update and could be disabled the same way but we just can't. it's even easier than recalling the cars themselves, but we can't. sorry, we can't. people like them so we can't. can't do it.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 20:10

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

aRudeTeen posted:

Looks like lots of normal accounts are getting 3-day suspensions for spam. Very good, very functional website.

https://twitter.com/Nickiquote/status/1673648499848519680?s=20

Anyone seen me spamming?!

# ? Jun 27, 2023 20:11

Slotducks: Oct 16, 2008; Nobody puts Phil in a corner.

one of the 6 developers left has gone rogue

you see this is all part of the parkinson's principal in the sense that when you shrink your workforce like that things get shaky

# ? Jun 27, 2023 20:14

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

Slotducks posted:

one of the 6 developers left has gone rogue

you see this is all part of the parkinson's principal in the sense that when you shrink your workforce like that things get shaky

john in accounting has gone broken arrow

# ? Jun 27, 2023 20:33

mad.radhu: Jan 8, 2006; Fun Shoe

I have been running the "block every single promoted tweet on sight" game for literally over a decade, I'm surprised my account isn't suspended yet if that's the criteria

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:33

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

titty_baby_ posted:

Its a dissociative tranquilizer for animals and children that is 'safe' in that its very hard to OD on, but 'not safe' in that long term use will destroy your bladder

Ketamine is absolutely not difficult to OD on

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:42

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

mad.radhu posted:

I have been running the "block every single promoted tweet on sight" game for literally over a decade, I'm surprised my account isn't suspended yet if that's the criteria

yeah i block every ad i see. i think this is just a case of twitter twitching in its death throes.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:45

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

A Tesla vehicle being operated on Autopilot mode crashed into a stopped truck that was providing traffic control for a highway lane closure on Friday night, according to Pennsylvania State Police.

A Freightliner truck "was at a stationary position in the middle lane providing traffic control for a right lane closure for a paving detail," the crash report said. Police say the Tesla being driven on Autopilot, which was also traveling in the middle lane, crashed into the truck's rear end at around 10:25 pm ET.

The Pennsylvania crash is far from the first in which a Tesla vehicle hit a stopped car. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has been investigating "crashes in which Tesla models of various configurations have encountered first responder scenes and subsequently struck one or more vehicles involved with those scenes." The analysis is focusing on 16 collisions with first responder and road maintenance vehicles.

As the Associated Press reported last month, "Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg says he's concerned about Tesla's marketing of the system, which is under investigation by his department in connection with crashes that have caused at least 14 deaths."

"I don't think that something should be called, for example, an Autopilot, when the fine print says you need to have your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road at all times," Buttigieg told the AP. NHTSA data shows that Teslas using Autopilot crashed 273 times between July 2021 and May 15, 2022.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/06/tesla-on-autopilot-crashed-into-stopped-truck-during-highway-lane-closure/

jesus christ just force the recall already lmao

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:47

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

FizFashizzle posted:

Ketamine is absolutely not difficult to OD on

check out this pussy scared of dying with his space boots on

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:49

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

spacemang_spliff posted:

jesus christ just force the recall already lmao

that would make number go down, and is therefore impossible

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:54

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

brilliant new thread title, bravo

# ? Jun 27, 2023 21:56

endocriminologist: May 17, 2021; SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol

I'm giving this guy mdma until he loves poors

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:15

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

endocriminologist posted:

I'm giving this guy mdma until he loves poors

He will die of dehydration long before that happens

So, you know. Do it

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:18

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Thank you Elon

Thelon

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:22

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

FizFashizzle posted:

Ketamine is absolutely not difficult to OD on

Most people snort it, and a k hole is not an OD

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:40

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

K was made for horses and should be dosed appropriately

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:41

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

i love ketamine

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:42

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

i love ketamine

Elon is in the thread!!

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:47

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

spacemang_spliff posted:

jesus christ just force the recall already lmao

skill issue.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:51

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

imagine being so bad at driving you crash a self driving car.....

# ? Jun 27, 2023 22:52

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; Can't post for 3 hours!

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

my favorite slur is cis

People need to put this on bumper stickers lol.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:01

roffles: Dec 25, 2004

What's the point of FSD again? Is it just me or is it more stressful to have to monitor something else driving than to actually do it myself? Why the gently caress does the NTSB or whoever even allow this poo poo to be tested on the roads aaaaaaahhhhh

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:02

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

roffles posted:

What's the point of FSD again? Is it just me or is it more stressful to have to monitor something else driving than to actually do it myself? Why the gently caress does the NTSB or whoever even allow this poo poo to be tested on the roads aaaaaaahhhhh

*zorg from fifth element speech*

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:03

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

POWELL CURES KIDS posted:

*zorg from fifth element speech*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyhR1THflUU

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:10

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

roffles posted:

What's the point of FSD again? Is it just me or is it more stressful to have to monitor something else driving than to actually do it myself? Why the gently caress does the NTSB or whoever even allow this poo poo to be tested on the roads aaaaaaahhhhh

You have to test it for the sake of humanity�s future.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:11

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

A Tesla vehicle being operated on Autopilot mode crashed into a stopped truck that was providing traffic control for a highway lane closure on Friday night, according to Pennsylvania State Police.

A Freightliner truck "was at a stationary position in the middle lane providing traffic control for a right lane closure for a paving detail," the crash report said. Police say the Tesla being driven on Autopilot, which was also traveling in the middle lane, crashed into the truck's rear end at around 10:25 pm ET.

The Pennsylvania crash is far from the first in which a Tesla vehicle hit a stopped car. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) has been investigating "crashes in which Tesla models of various configurations have encountered first responder scenes and subsequently struck one or more vehicles involved with those scenes." The analysis is focusing on 16 collisions with first responder and road maintenance vehicles.

As the Associated Press reported last month, "Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg says he's concerned about Tesla's marketing of the system, which is under investigation by his department in connection with crashes that have caused at least 14 deaths."

"I don't think that something should be called, for example, an Autopilot, when the fine print says you need to have your hands on the wheel and eyes on the road at all times," Buttigieg told the AP. NHTSA data shows that Teslas using Autopilot crashed 273 times between July 2021 and May 15, 2022.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/06/tesla-on-autopilot-crashed-into-stopped-truck-during-highway-lane-closure/

welp

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:20

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Cup Runneth Over posted:

brilliant new thread title, bravo

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:21

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

that would make number go down, and is therefore impossible

Oh yeah I forgot that Tesla is load bearing drywall in the grovereconony

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:24

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Musk is smelly

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:25

Precambrian Video Games: Aug 19, 2002

Elon Musk is insane... ly epic!!

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:29

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

elon musk uninvented hi-c. he's why you can't get hi-c anymore

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:31

POWELL CURES KIDS: Aug 26, 2016

elon musk is shmorky

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:32

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

FizFashizzle posted:

Ketamine is absolutely not difficult to OD on

Compared to cheap tar heroine or mystery substance X (hopefully fentanyl) it is.

# ? Jun 27, 2023 23:47

Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

i microdose whippets while tweeting 🤣 20 hours a day, who wants to invest in my car company

# ? Jun 28, 2023 00:41

Just a Moron: Nov 11, 2021

I bet I could OD on ketamine

# ? Jun 28, 2023 00:41

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

so many elites are doing whippets, pretty clearly safe.

# ? Jun 28, 2023 00:43

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

mad.radhu posted:

I have been running the "block every single promoted tweet on sight" game for literally over a decade, I'm surprised my account isn't suspended yet if that's the criteria

# ? Jun 28, 2023 00:53

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# ? May 24, 2024 01:46

Parity warning: Nov 1, 2009; 3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

I think that's why these dopes are all ok with how lovely FSD is because it's not any worse and arguably better than how they drive.

absolutely lol
https://twitter.com/Teslaconomics/status/1622494791392190464

while finding that the first time i tried to play the video it somehow pulled up a totally different and unrelated video from a tweet somewhere else instead. starting to think twitter really is ftw

# ? Jun 28, 2023 01:01

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