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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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I don’t get the Barney/Mr Burns reference.

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Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Frank Frank posted:

Also lol that the sole reply to Nathen's weirdo misogynistic rant on Twitter is a person who replied "Grafeld" and nothing else.

E: And by "rant" I mean his entire string of posts has zero retweets and one reply

Nah you had to click "more replies". At least one calling him a failure, one calling him a bigot

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Nah you had to click "more replies". At least one calling him a failure, one calling him a bigot

Wow, that must be a record level of entergagement!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Lmao “get entettaged with a brick, shitbag”.

Nathen isn’t used to people overtly hating him. I suspect the prospect of social media turning on him (where they just ignored him before) will make him do a 180 out of sheer terror.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Frank Frank posted:

I don’t get the Barney/Mr Burns reference.

I believe Barney's line from that scene is, "Hey! Aren't you that guy everybody hates?"

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Frank Frank posted:

Lmao “get entettaged with a brick, shitbag”.

Nathen isn’t used to people overtly hating him. I suspect the prospect of social media turning on him (where they just ignored him before) will make him do a 180 out of sheer terror.

Not sure about that, the only time he successfully entergaged with the wider public was when a bunch of kids destroyed his Discord by spamming it with goatse because of some bigot comment I don't remember

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1673815299001397248?s=20

What? The article just says Jaime Foxx spent some time in the hospital and it was kept quiet by his costar at the request of his family. It literally says nothing about “silencing” him. Wait, is Nathen implying someone tried to assassinate Jaime Foxx?

E: also I can’t read Twitter replies because I don’t have a Twitter account so someone else will have to mine those

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jun 28, 2023

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Ok one more and I’ll stop. The “Marry Nathen” show was apparently a hoax. Here he is trying to hire actors to play “blind daters”:

https://www.backstage.com/casting/marry-nathen-mazri-finally-2483254/

I know. I’m as shocked as you are.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Lol that he couldn't even get people to act attracted to him for money

E: correction - not paid, of course

EH: Additional: Prize: Marriage gift in cash.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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steinrokkan posted:

Lol that he couldn't even get people to act attracted to him for money

E: correction - not paid, of course

EH: Additional: Prize: Marriage gift in cash.

I love that under "other materials" pertaining to the casting call at the bottom page it just lists "Nathenmazri.com" as if to say, "Look, this is all you need to know"

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Frank Frank posted:

I love that under "other materials" pertaining to the casting call at the bottom page it just lists "Nathenmazri.com" as if to say, "Look, this is all you need to know"

I mean if people read see that page and still want the job that's a pretty good filter right there. You know just save everyone time by letting them know up front what they're in for.

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
Send them to lasagna fork jail

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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lmao Nathen has another problem. This guy has been rapping under the name Egeez since 2015:

https://soundcloud.com/egeezvgp

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Frank Frank posted:

lmao Nathen has another problem. This guy has been rapping under the name Egeez since 2015:

https://soundcloud.com/egeezvgp

At first I thought this meant Nathen had been rapping as egeez and the season 3 twist was a tornado.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Frank Frank posted:

lmao Nathen has another problem. This guy has been rapping under the name Egeez since 2015:

https://soundcloud.com/egeezvgp

How does this guy pronounce it?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

probably properly

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

Frank Frank posted:

Ok one more and I’ll stop. The “Marry Nathen” show was apparently a hoax. Here he is trying to hire actors to play “blind daters”:

https://www.backstage.com/casting/marry-nathen-mazri-finally-2483254/

I know. I’m as shocked as you are.

Company: Entergage Pictures

lmao

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Frank Frank posted:

lmao Nathen has another problem. This guy has been rapping under the name Egeez since 2015:

https://soundcloud.com/egeezvgp

Is this an issue? Money counts for a lot

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

wynott dunn posted:

Is this an issue? Money counts for a lot

and how much of that do you think Nathen has kicking around, after his cocaine expenditures and all his famehounding shenanigans

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a place,
Where authenticity meets a vibrant space,
It's called eGeez, where the magic comes alive,
A marketplace online where legends thrive.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 2)
If you're a license holder with a dream,
eGeez got your back, it's a winning team,
Sell your goodies, share your brand,
Connect with customers from every land.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 3)
Every purchase made, secure as can be,
No worries 'bout fake stuff, that's the guarantee,
Customers stroll in, they know what's up,
Authentic products, no shady hush-hush.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Bridge)
From classic cartoons to icons so grand,
eGeez got 'em all, just a click from your hand,
Satisfaction guaranteed, no room for doubt,
Legit merch, that's what it's all about.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Outro)
So join the eGeez fam, let your style unfold,
Discover the wonders, let your stories be told,
Embrace the real, say goodbye to the fake,
eGeez, the marketplace where legends make.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Shneak posted:

Company: Entergage Pictures

lmao
Compensation & Contract Details
Not Paid
Additional: Prize: Marriage gift in cash.

Charles Ford
Nov 27, 2004

The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

Frank Frank posted:

Ok one more and I’ll stop. The “Marry Nathen” show was apparently a hoax. Here he is trying to hire actors to play “blind daters”:

https://www.backstage.com/casting/marry-nathen-mazri-finally-2483254/

I know. I’m as shocked as you are.

I'm not convinced this means it's a hoax, considering (as pointed out) it's unpaid, lists "marriage gift" as a "prize" and the only information about it says it's "real" repeatedly. If I were going up for this I would be extremely worried I might accidentally end up actually married.

I think Nathen just wasn't sure how to attract people to his personal dating show (presumably since instagram/twitter failed to deliver).

Also

Shneak posted:

Company: Entergage Pictures

lmao

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Mozi posted:

hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a place,
Where authenticity meets a vibrant space,
It's called eGeez, where the magic comes alive,
A marketplace online where legends thrive.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 2)
If you're a license holder with a dream,
eGeez got your back, it's a winning team,
Sell your goodies, share your brand,
Connect with customers from every land.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 3)
Every purchase made, secure as can be,
No worries 'bout fake stuff, that's the guarantee,
Customers stroll in, they know what's up,
Authentic products, no shady hush-hush.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Bridge)
From classic cartoons to icons so grand,
eGeez got 'em all, just a click from your hand,
Satisfaction guaranteed, no room for doubt,
Legit merch, that's what it's all about.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Outro)
So join the eGeez fam, let your style unfold,
Discover the wonders, let your stories be told,
Embrace the real, say goodbye to the fake,
eGeez, the marketplace where legends make.

Congrats you’ve put more thought and effort into eGeez than Nathen Mazri.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

hi Nathan I just wrote this rap for you myself, please pay me

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you 'bout a place,
Where authenticity meets a vibrant space,
It's called eGeez, where the magic comes alive,
A marketplace online where legends thrive.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 2)
If you're a license holder with a dream,
eGeez got your back, it's a winning team,
Sell your goodies, share your brand,
Connect with customers from every land.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Verse 3)
Every purchase made, secure as can be,
No worries 'bout fake stuff, that's the guarantee,
Customers stroll in, they know what's up,
Authentic products, no shady hush-hush.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Bridge)
From classic cartoons to icons so grand,
eGeez got 'em all, just a click from your hand,
Satisfaction guaranteed, no room for doubt,
Legit merch, that's what it's all about.

(Chorus)
eGeez, where the real ones shop,
No counterfeits, just legit non-stop,
From Garfield mugs to Looney Tunes gear,
Branded merchandise that's crystal clear.

(Outro)
So join the eGeez fam, let your style unfold,
Discover the wonders, let your stories be told,
Embrace the real, say goodbye to the fake,
eGeez, the marketplace where legends make.

:five:

Isentropy
Dec 12, 2010

Shneak posted:

I'm honestly surprised Nathen never ran for mayor considering the sheer amount of deeply unserious candidates that did. I would've loved to see him lose to a dog.

Mayoral debate between him and Chris Sky based on internet entergagement numbers

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i hope he runs for mayor so the general public can legally destroy his image

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

GolfHole posted:

i hope he runs for mayor so the general public can legally destroy his image

He'd probably just be accident end up running against two other candidates that worse than him so no one even notices he's even running.

As bad as he can be, somehow there is always worse.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Nathen was going to run for mayor until he discovered that the new “strong mayor powers” don’t include telekinesis.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

angerbeet posted:

Nathen was going to run for mayor until he discovered that the new “strong mayor powers” don’t include telekinesis.

Only because of the Pig Troll City Comptroller Bill Cramer!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Nathen doesn't need strong mayor powers, because you know who's the strongest mayor of them all? That's right, it's Malik ul-Mulk,

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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dr_rat posted:

He'd probably just be accident end up running against two other candidates that worse than him so no one even notices he's even running.

As bad as he can be, somehow there is always worse.

Yeah I was gonna say - Toronto elected Rob Ford, right?

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
He'd probably give Jim Davis the keys to the city, then get really invested in rebranding the city hall cafeteria.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1674280706262941696

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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Ok that’s actually funny wtf Nathen

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


has nathfield cleansed this bitch of an earth yet?

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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flubber nuts posted:

has nathfield cleansed this bitch of an earth yet?

No. Pretty sure he forgot

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Toronto's air is smoky due to wildfires.

You'd think Nathfield would have burnt down the city instead of the forest.

What a dollar store Armageddon.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

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JFC Nathen is retweeting his Nathfield tweets from his main Nathen Mazri account.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

JFC Nathen is retweeting his Nathfield tweets from his main Nathen Mazri account.

Didn't he always do that?

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Escape From Noise posted:

Didn't he always do that?

I saw him retweeting the nathen account from his Nathfield account but not the other way around. Not sure why this seems weirder but it does.

E: Also lol there's an option to "leave a voice message for Nathfield" on the podcast's home page. No idea if that's new or not but if you click on it, it says "Your voice could be on a future episode of Nathfield!"

(I did not send a message)

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 04:41 on Jun 30, 2023

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