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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

SG Bamboo posted:

Charlton should have been on the whole show, he rules. He's a fountain of historical information, live translates the Japanese promos and also get real weird when Kevin isn't on the show and he has to solo commentate, like his whole aside about Henare refusing to jack it increasing Henare's strength

no that sounds accurate to henare

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SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Alaois posted:

no that sounds accurate to henare

My mistake, I wasn't clear enough. It's definitely something Henare thinks, it's just not something Chris would have brought up on commentary during a random 6-man tag if his father Kevin was next to him doing the play by play

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1673559562257833985

It's just an elbow drop.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
read that in Tim Robinson's voice

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

kojima is the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I just saw the tweets and was racing to say it was worthy of a title change for this thread but thankfully it had already been done.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Raindrop
Drop top

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



This man is just too pure

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1673426818286714881?s=20

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Girls night.

https://twitter.com/doratles/status/1673554835340410881

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007


Kojima made into an action figure with elbow-cock-drop action! It comes in a two-pack with CBTM Punk!!

(Somewhat stealing another goon's joke from the AEW thread)

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1673683376115531776?s=20

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


That would be so loving hot

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shard posted:

That would be so loving hot

get a hold of yourself

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/AaronFrobel86/status/1672683986034868226

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


im confused

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/1673678909492035587

Of course Kojima is front and centre but at roughly 20 seconds in you can spot a younger but still very handome Seiya Sanada

SG Bamboo fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 27, 2023

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1673770815219695619

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




He tweeted that you son of a bitch

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

https://twitter.com/RobocopTown/status/1673790829465313281?t=5XnXcPAG4gN5VJ27kwgN2Q&s=19

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I tweeted a picture of the Bananas in Pyjamas to Kip Sabian. (For reasons that will remain my own.)

And he tweeted back!

A british wrestler tweeting me approvingly about a decades old Australian childrens cartoon involving anthropomorphized fruit has somehow validated all of my life choices to date.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012
Does he have stairs in his house and is he coming down them?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

tony get this fat man into a ring post haste

As all know, Fat Chris Hero is Best Chris Hero.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
I mean, if Danielson's arm really is broken and they still want a BCC/Elite Blood and Guts, it would be a no-brainer to bring Hero in as a substitute.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


At this point I've just given up on Hero coming back in ring, he's back to doing seminars & he's seemingly booking West Coast Pro but hasn't taken a single date in-ring, where as the last time he was let go from WWE he was working for DG USA within a fortnight of his last WWE booking.

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


forkboy84 posted:

At this point I've just given up on Hero coming back in ring, he's back to doing seminars & he's seemingly booking West Coast Pro but hasn't taken a single date in-ring, where as the last time he was let go from WWE he was working for DG USA within a fortnight of his last WWE booking.

Why this Chris Hero sounds like he’s a Chris Villain!

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Liquid Communism posted:

As all know, Fat Chris Hero is Best Chris Hero.

fat punk was a lie. a fevered image of hope conjured to ward fragile perceptions against the maelstrom of locker room chaos. but there is another man. a fatter man. a man possessed of such mass and speed that he obliterates even the very turnbuckles themselves and smashes ring boards to splinters. and that man is a Hero.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Skios posted:

I mean, if Danielson's arm really is broken and they still want a BCC/Elite Blood and Guts, it would be a no-brainer to bring Hero in as a substitute.

I can't think of a more niche/less broadly appealing choice. Who on earth cares about Chris Hero outside of people with an attic full of 00s indie dvds?


edit: I apologise for this post. I was taken by a foul spirit in the face of Chris Hero.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
i think the average aew fan would both know who chris hero was and be excited to see him make an appearance

also he's been backstage at aew recently

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Beeswax posted:

I can't think of a more niche/less broadly appealing choice. Who on earth cares about Chris Hero outside of people with an attic full of 00s indie dvds?


edit: I apologise for this post. I was taken by a foul spirit in the face of Chris Hero.

If you are going to use the ghost of Chris Hero a match like this where his limited mobility is probably the best, but I don't see why you would slot him in here when you can just make this match a 4 vs 4. If you really need an extra guy put Don Callis in there like the original War Games matches had Dillon.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Skios posted:

I mean, if Danielson's arm really is broken and they still want a BCC/Elite Blood and Guts, it would be a no-brainer to bring Hero in as a substitute.

...really is broken? Do you think there is a chance we're being worked with the brace, the match itself and a fake xray?

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Anyone other than Danielson, I'd give a chance that it was a work. But he's such a wrestling lunatic that it just makes sense he broke his arm and still finished a match using a wacky submission to beat Okada of all people.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

super macho dude posted:

Anyone other than Danielson, I'd give a chance that it was a work. But he's such a wrestling lunatic that it just makes sense he broke his arm and still finished a match using a wacky submission to beat Okada of all people.

Man screamed at Triple H for stopping a match just because he couldn't feel his arms.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


The guy who wrestled with a detached retina, a busted rear end shoulder, and almost punched out someone backstage because they stopped his match for his own safety is faking


Edit: he would have beaten up HHH, Bryan is number one in the galaxy

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Hearing reports that Punk's bruised balls are a work. Sources close to the star claim he has 'an iron dong'

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Rarity posted:

Hearing reports that Punk's bruised balls are a work. Sources close to the star claim he has 'an iron dong'

As a "True Punk" Margaret Thatcher is his hero, and yes, he does think she has "Girl Power."

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Rarity posted:

iron dong

Not quite the direction I was expecting the sequel to the Iron Lung submarine horror video game to take

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

I wish my body was strong enough to live on bread

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1673945585764954112

Lily Catts
Oct 17, 2012

Show me the way to you
(Heavy Metal)
https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1674151087169732611
Gotta learn Japanese for real so I could tweet at Kojima without using MTL

luchadornado
Oct 7, 2004

A boombox is not a toy!

Pinche Rudo posted:

I wish my body was strong enough to live on bread

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1673945585764954112

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



SRS is at famous wrestling museum Westminster Abbey. Long thread

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/status/1674396422278619137

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