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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

The Grimace theory of Labor

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1673684500776099840?s=20

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Halisnacks posted:

So they earned more money but their brand became chuddy? Good on them if they thought the extra profitability wasn’t worth it, capitalism disincentivises those types of thoughts.

I think they were mad about it because the way it works is that chuds briefly get obsessed with it then go back to normal, but liberals/leftists often will maintain their personal boycott for a very long time, especially if there are easy alternatives (eg dominos). So it hurts them in the long run.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/normcharlatan/status/1673791898249576448?s=46&t=A_iY-gupVf13dcIJPetZhQ

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

my favorite is the one where his opener is cut off straight into his body floating peacefully away, face down in the river
With one lonely sandal drifting away...

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

My Spirit Otter posted:

Blue is nato standard for training rounds, meaning inert projectile, live round.

The non-firing training rounds youre talkimg abkut have to be plastic and all one colour so that they dont get mixed in with live ammo.

Ah, thaaaaat makes sense! I knew blue meant "training", but tbh I was confused about the brass cartridge.

My smartarsery has been countered, and I am duly pwned.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/deportablediz/status/1673614928882679808?t=RrNgBDZ6VICXRdPpEuIGSA&s=19

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

I worked on a Pink tour and she's at the level of famous where there are significant numbers of crazy people out there and they're coming to ALL the gigs.

She mentioned cheese one night in Germany and the next night the stage was covered in massive wheels of cheese that people had brought. You'd speak to the fans outside the venue and they'd seem pretty normal right up until the slightest mention of her and then the shark eyes would roll down and they'd change personality entirely. There were fights over who got to stand at the part of the barrier where the choreography meant she'd be in front of you for more than a couple seconds. They all had her haircut.

Somebody else in Germany had actually crocheted little dolls of her wearing different stage outfits from the tour, plus dolls of her kids, to throw onstage one show at a time so every night she had to find a way to be diplomatically grateful without saying something that will get her Lennon'd. Just a weird time all round.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

is P!nk pronounced with an alveolar click?

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009

Freaquency posted:

smdh at all these kids making fun videos with milkshakes instead of reading/discussing theory

Glad they are having fun, creative outlets are healthy.

But if these kids spreading the word that McDonald’s has a new milkshake for free are cool and good, I have a hard time thinking that the un(der)paid interns’ posts for [brand’s] social media team are by default bad.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Esophageal click

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Halisnacks posted:

Glad they are having fun, creative outlets are healthy.

But if these kids spreading the word that McDonald’s has a new milkshake for free are cool and good, I have a hard time thinking that the un(der)paid interns’ posts for [brand’s] social media team are by default bad.

I thought they made the Grimace shake up for these videos

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Reminds me of the questionably organic trend of 'icing' people by making them touch a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and then having to chug the whole thing. Smirnoff insisted that they had nothing to do with it and that they would never associate their product with a meme that suggests it's undesirable or shameful to drink, but I'm pretty sure it improved their sales for a bit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_(game)

At least there's an actual joke with the Grimace shakes.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The joke for icing was that you had to drink a Smirnoff Ice.

Touching it wasn't a condition as I recall, it was also a backwards hide-and-seek where if you were convinced to find it you just got iced.

This was also the heyday of "haha you looked at my crotch while i was throwing the hand signal, you get a punch" and the ball showing game from Waiting, so at least getting a drink out of the whole thing made it top tier. Wasn't always a cold one, though.

stringless has a new favorite as of 12:44 on Jun 28, 2023

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Pink: That was a step too far. You should not have done that!

*Lobok dejectedly moves his hand away from the trebuchet release lever that was about to launch his grandfather's corpse at the stage*

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Lobok posted:

Pink: That was a step too far. You should not have done that!

*Lobok dejectedly moves his hand away from the trebuchet release lever that was about to launch his grandfather's corpse at the stage*

lol what

skyelevator
Apr 12, 2020

Ror posted:

Reminds me of the questionably organic trend of 'icing' people by making them touch a bottle of Smirnoff Ice and then having to chug the whole thing. Smirnoff insisted that they had nothing to do with it and that they would never associate their product with a meme that suggests it's undesirable or shameful to drink, but I'm pretty sure it improved their sales for a bit.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icing_(game)

At least there's an actual joke with the Grimace shakes.

"In the UK the trend has been criticised by some due to the low alcohol content of Smirnoff Ice. The media outlet Lad Bible described the trend as "Neither exciting (nor) impressive to those accustomed to Britain's drinking culture" and other readers described the beverage as a "children's drink"."

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Not propah alkies, innit

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


skyelevator posted:

"In the UK the trend has been criticised by some due to the low alcohol content of Smirnoff Ice. The media outlet Lad Bible described the trend as "Neither exciting (nor) impressive to those accustomed to Britain's drinking culture" and other readers described the beverage as a "children's drink"."

This is loving hillarious

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
please. smirnoff ice is what i give to my children when i need to sober them up for primary school
- healthy, beet-red, every blood vessel in face burst, brit

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










Yeah he mumbled a bit, it was "Pink: That was a step too far. You should not have done that!

*Lobok dejectedly moves his hand away from the trebuchet release lever that was about to launch his grandfather's corpse at the stage*"

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


What don't you get?

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Mister Speaker posted:

Apparently Nolan used practical effects to recreate a nuclear detonation in the desert for the film.

I'm not entirely convinced the government didn't just hand him a bomb and go "have at it Chris, you rich bastard."

That explains Nolan's recent trip to Mar-a-lago

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Biplane posted:

What don't you get?

The flying corpse of Lobok's grandfather, apparently.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Icing is a game of spite and malice. You are gifting your opponents a stomach ache. The entire point is it's a children's drink. Giving your friends a buzz is called buying a round.

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Trabant posted:

The flying corpse of Lobok's grandfather, apparently.

Well yeah that's for Pink

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

zedprime posted:

Giving your friends a buzz is called buying a round.

I usually use the doorbell to give my friends a buzz

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I thought giving your friends a buzz was called doxxing

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

I thought giving your friends a buzz was called doxxing

That's called docking.

Trabant posted:

The flying corpse of Lobok's grandfather, apparently.

Not everyone has the cash to be a drone corpse aviator. Sometimes you gotta go low tech.

LASER BEAM DREAM
Nov 3, 2005

Oh, what? So now I suppose you're just going to sit there and pout?
https://twitter.com/maxfras/status/1673582087239024640
https://twitter.com/depthsofwiki/status/1673791608603435010
https://twitter.com/heykarlin/status/1673687087571439617

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/un_a_valeable/status/1674078609936617472

What else do I have to say

Friend
Aug 3, 2008


:psyduck:

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

New intrusive thought generator is a banger

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

FFT posted:

The joke for icing was that you had to drink a Smirnoff Ice.

Touching it wasn't a condition as I recall, it was also a backwards hide-and-seek where if you were convinced to find it you just got iced.

This was also the heyday of "haha you looked at my crotch while i was throwing the hand signal, you get a punch" and the ball showing game from Waiting, so at least getting a drink out of the whole thing made it top tier. Wasn't always a cold one, though.

A one that isn’t cold is hardly a one at all


Metroid (without a 2, super, prime, other m or dread) is from 86 and outside of the purview of this song.

:colbert:

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



https://twitter.com/kittynamedjudy/status/1673372298093678593

Don’t know who Andrew is but it’s good to be a certified cutie.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
it's really drat good, I can't wait for the next and last one in 2073 right before the end times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LkVKCWL0U4&hd=1

metroid though....metroid. metroid? why metroid. could they really not find anything more relevant to rhyme with george floyd lol

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/Fgmgbrina_/status/1673653129793945601
https://twitter.com/ImNotEdisAggin/status/1673699636559659008


I just came across a CNN article yesterday that talked about how savory cocktails are coming back:

quote:

Tomatotini: Originally introduced in 2010, the cocktail contains Ketel One vodka, white balsamic vinegar, black pepper, lemon juice and cherry tomatoes. On the rim of the glass, where it’s more common to spot a maraschino cherry or slice of lemon, there’s a tiny, perfectly round tomato.

In the first group, there are drinks inspired by Waldorf salad and Japanese cold noodles; in the middle section there’s a cocktail called Cold Pizza that contains parmesan cheese.

Red Eye Gravy is inspired by the popular Southern meal of country ham with gravy poured on top. But here, the roles are switched: the gravy – in this case, a mix of Irish whisky, coffee, butter and mushroom – is the centerpiece, while a piece of prosciutto is just a garnish instead of the star.

https://www.cnn.com/travel/global-rise-savory-cocktails/index.html

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Read After Burning posted:

I just came across a CNN article yesterday that talked about how savory cocktails are coming back:

Canada already living in the future with its Caesar drink.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Lobok posted:

Canada already living in the future with its Caesar drink.
Yeah they really innovating on the savory front by taking an American tomato and fish drink and adding fish.

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
"making a comeback" in much the same way as old-timey diseases and plagues.
Nobody wants them to come back, but a few tech bros and hipsters later, here we are

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