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I go into the bathroom and you just hear from within clackaclackaclackaclackapsssssssssssssshhhhhhhhh
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Jun 22, 2023 05:54
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my best friend shits like three or four times a day. that's too much, right?
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Jun 22, 2023 06:01
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Rappaport posted:Mods and idiot kings, I beg of you, this needs to be the thread title you can just report the post and ask the mods to change the title
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Jun 22, 2023 06:04
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I think the healthy range is between 3x/day and 1x/3days, so your friend may be fine or may not be
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Jun 22, 2023 06:05
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Cease to Hope posted:you can just report the post and ask the mods to change the title I could, but it would not be nearly as fun (in this case), and look, our wondrous over-lords deigned to respond to my request in the positive. If, you know, rapid-fire sphincter action can be considered a positive, but to each their own
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Jun 22, 2023 06:13
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i'm a beneficent king
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Jun 22, 2023 07:30
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I remember this was on a Friday and the next Monday one of our teachers brought in a taped VHS of the chase and we watched it because it was the last week of school and nobody cared anymore. What a weird time the early 90's were. The phrase "White Ford Bronco" is still stuck in my mind almost 30 years later. https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1671967405608771584
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Jun 22, 2023 20:53
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i'm a burger king
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Jun 22, 2023 20:57
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If one were able to aerosol poo poo, they could wear a skirt without underwear and utilize a novel biological self defense technique. Learn from the noble skunk and the crafty squid.
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Jun 24, 2023 17:09
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BRJurgis posted:If one were able to aerosol poo poo, they could wear a skirt without underwear and utilize a novel biological self defense technique. Learn from the noble skunk and the crafty squid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0o6lVOyC4 Not aerosol format, but evidently experts seem to think just a chunk is good enough for a defense mechanism!
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Jun 24, 2023 18:22
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stone cold posted:avs this u?
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Jun 26, 2023 09:33
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2020 is such a long time ago. my body has since evolved into a series of interlocking rings that can only be undone by a high priest (of any religion)
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Jun 26, 2023 10:45
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toilet bowls shining pristine as the full moon
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Jun 28, 2023 11:49
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I remember watching video from a former yakuza who said that one of his first assignments was toilet cleaning duty and one day he didn't really put 100% into it and told his boss that he was done and his boss just went "oh, really?" and then walked over and licked the top of the bowl before standing up straight and looking him in the eye this yakuza said that after that he felt bad and always made sure the toilet was spotless thereafter
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Jun 28, 2023 11:52
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i just think of it like i'm playing space invaders but instead of aliens it's poo stains
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Jun 28, 2023 11:52
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Tesseraction posted:I remember watching video from a former yakuza who said that one of his first assignments was toilet cleaning duty and one day he didn't really put 100% into it and told his boss that he was done and his boss just went "oh, really?" and then walked over and licked the top of the bowl before standing up straight and looking him in the eye
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Jun 28, 2023 11:53
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hey I've played the yakuza games, that's probably the least weird boss in the business if so
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Jun 28, 2023 11:54
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i also clean offices in a cop-adjacent field and i know this isn't a novel observation but jesus christ the amount of candy these people eat
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Jun 28, 2023 11:59
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a strange fowl posted:toilet bowls shining pristine as the full moon You know the Moon is dusty as gently caress, right? And it's got all sorts of debris on it from being naked and alone in the Solar System for a few billion years. The Moon wishes it were as shiny as a toilet bowl.
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Jun 28, 2023 12:14
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Does the moon have any pee on it
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Jun 28, 2023 12:31
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yeah
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Jun 28, 2023 12:32
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Rappaport posted:You know the Moon is dusty as gently caress, right? And it's got all sorts of debris on it from being naked and alone in the Solar System for a few billion years. The Moon wishes it were as shiny as a toilet bowl. Pirate Radar posted:Does the moon have any pee on it
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Jun 28, 2023 12:33
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no, moon landings usually leave trash behind, including human waste
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Jun 28, 2023 12:38
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okay okay the toilet bowl was cleaner than the moon. clean beyond compare, as immaculate as the conception. the moon also has an american flag on it which makes the whole thing trash
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Jun 28, 2023 12:55
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a strange fowl posted:as immaculate as the conception so your saying one of the astronauts had a crafty one on the moon and then managed to get it out the suit
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Jun 28, 2023 13:40
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a strange fowl posted:okay okay the toilet bowl was cleaner than the moon. clean beyond compare, as immaculate as the conception. the moon also has an american flag on it which makes the whole thing trash This is a good point, American flags are awful. But. The Moon also has this  and since Richard Nixon, who did nothing wrong, is no longer around, your toilet bowls can't have Nixon's autograph on them. I think the Moon might still win this fight.
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Jun 28, 2023 14:51
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One of my co-workers is asking how long you should wait after getting married before you can have a discussion with your husband about cutting his son (your step-son) out of the will and making sure that if there were ever any tragedy, that all of the their assets would go to her like in a normal marriage. (She phrased it nicer than that, but that is essentially what she was asking.) Her husband apparently took it poorly and they have been married for 3 years, which she felt was long enough.
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Jun 28, 2023 18:31
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Lol Woops
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Jun 28, 2023 18:52
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avs I need some tips on surviving my entire country being on fire. How do Australians handle all this smoke? e: almost 500 active fires with 200+ being considered out of control. The smoke is apparently going to reach the UK at some point today. e2: shits wild https://www.npr.org/2023/06/27/1184494482/smoke-canada-wildfire-europe-air Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Jun 28, 2023 |
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Jun 28, 2023 21:26
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nice try but we voted leave for a reason your smoke can go to fracne
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Jun 28, 2023 21:31
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here men from earth first dropped rear end upon the moon
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Jun 28, 2023 23:27
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Furnaceface posted:avs I need some tips on surviving my entire country being on fire. How do Australians handle all this smoke?  all you can do is endure and wear an n95, and remember this will only happen every few years or until all the trees are gone and replaced with giant fungi as mandated in the divine plan
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Jun 28, 2023 23:29
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At least we have multiple reasons to stock and wear n95s. It's a value add
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Jun 28, 2023 23:36
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a strange fowl posted:the moon also has an american flag on it, which makes the whole thing trash if it's any consolation, the flag on the moon has been bleached pure white by decades of uninterrupted solar radiation.
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Jun 29, 2023 01:50
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:One of my co-workers is asking how long you should wait after getting married before you can have a discussion with your husband about cutting his son (your step-son) out of the will and making sure that if there were ever any tragedy, that all of the their assets would go to her like in a normal marriage. It's a negative number. You should discuss it before you get married. JFC.
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Jun 29, 2023 02:27
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thatbastardken posted:if it's any consolation, the flag on the moon has been bleached pure white by decades of uninterrupted solar radiation.
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Jun 29, 2023 03:02
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Furnaceface posted:avs I need some tips on surviving my entire country being on fire. How do Australians handle all this smoke? not australian but get KN95 masks or a painter's mask. the latter is more limiting but more comfortable.
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Jun 29, 2023 08:13
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australians would use a p2 mask 🤣
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Jun 29, 2023 09:12
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a strange fowl posted:actually that is consoling, thank you. the sun conquers all If it helps, in a few years' time* the Sun will expand, and like a loving mother grab the Moon, Earth and other inner planets into her gentle embrace, burning every trace of humanity from existence. Hell yeah, Sun! Well, there's some space junk we've launched out of the system, but those hunks of metal will degrade over time too. Sorry, robot buddies. *billions of years
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Jun 29, 2023 09:13
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in the scale of eternity, all we were was dust
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Jun 29, 2023 09:27
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