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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


RandolphCarter posted:

they already took out vodka drunkinsky

they can't take me out I'm the PC

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
first they came for the panty shots, and i did not speak out

then they came for the gropist, and i did not speak out

then they came for the soviet announcer, and there was nobody else to announce the rest

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


we removed down the following things that we no longer feel are appropriate to have our game
-sexualization of minors
-sexual assault
-Russian people

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


did it just say like "round 1 tovarisch" or something

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDZm80V1Swg
lmao

honestly everything about skullgirls is perplexing to me. why is it even getting updates in the year of our lord 2023? It came out in 2011, shouldn't they have made Skullgirls 4: Alpha Turbo Edition by now if they were a competent fighting game company?

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


oof that's worse than I thought it'd be

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

its so bad, lmao.

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


rise up gamers we gotta get our discount boris badenov announcer back

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

what in the world

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

when will the oppression of gamers end?

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

https://skullgirls.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_voice_packs

going through these and I appreciate that all of them are uniquely terrible in their own way

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Minor Zelda quest spoilers, so avoid this if you don't want to read that.

The new Zelda has a quest where the only solution as far as I can tell is to get thrown in jail. And then the only way to get thrown in jail is by creeping on the morning class of Gerudo children three times in a row. Eventually, the teacher calls the guards on you.


Can anyone tell me if I'm wrong regarding that being the only solution? Because it's a little :yikes:.

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Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


buddy, you couldn't have just chucked a vase at a guard. explore your options for gently caress's sake

e: I found a far more normal solution in less than a minute of googling lol

Buck Wildman has issued a correction as of 19:46 on Jun 28, 2023

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Buck Wildman posted:

buddy, you couldn't have just chucked a vase at a guard. explore your options for gently caress's sake

lmao I guess it's my fault for not thinking that

I was only doing what my fifty year + senator and godking, joe biden, taught me to do

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



...Nichael

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

try holding down the jump button

alarumklok
Jun 30, 2012

it lets you jump higher

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

Nichael posted:

Minor Zelda quest spoilers, so avoid this if you don't want to read that.

The new Zelda has a quest where the only solution as far as I can tell is to get thrown in jail. And then the only way to get thrown in jail is by creeping on the morning class of Gerudo children three times in a row. Eventually, the teacher calls the guards on you.


Can anyone tell me if I'm wrong regarding that being the only solution? Because it's a little :yikes:.

there are like 5 ways underground

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Cao Ni Ma posted:

...Nichael

i am a product of my nightmare hell state :aatrek:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Buck Wildman posted:

buddy, you couldn't have just chucked a vase at a guard. explore your options for gently caress's sake

e: I found a far more normal solution in less than a minute of googling lol

lmao they explicitly tell you at least one way to do it as well

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I haven't played a zelda game in years fyi, please try harder next time for your own sake

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Red Baron posted:

lmao they explicitly tell you at least one way to do it as well

I tried that way but it didn't work. So of course I took the worst option possible.

ScootsMcSkirt
Oct 29, 2013

Nichael posted:

Minor Zelda quest spoilers, so avoid this if you don't want to read that.

The new Zelda has a quest where the only solution as far as I can tell is to get thrown in jail. And then the only way to get thrown in jail is by creeping on the morning class of Gerudo children three times in a row. Eventually, the teacher calls the guards on you.


Can anyone tell me if I'm wrong regarding that being the only solution? Because it's a little :yikes:.

i just used ascend

lots of gamers seem to forget about that special little power

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Iirc they also arrest you if you're wearing the yiga mask

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


ScootsMcSkirt posted:

i just used ascend

lots of gamers seem to forget about that special little power

Kept doing that where they said but it was popping me out into the spooky death clouds in the empty city.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

*takes notes PYFishly*

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


loquacius posted:

*takes notes PYFishly*

gently caress gently caress fucklkk

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


nichael we need to get you out of Delaware

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Buck Wildman posted:

you think this is bad they're gonna take soda popinski out of punch-out

this is revisionism, his name is vodka drunkinski

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I actually didn't know that was his original name until I looked him up earlier lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Whirling posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDZm80V1Swg
lmao

honestly everything about skullgirls is perplexing to me. why is it even getting updates in the year of our lord 2023? It came out in 2011, shouldn't they have made Skullgirls 4: Alpha Turbo Edition by now if they were a competent fighting game company?

oh i get it they took it out so they wouldnt appear pro russia

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


the racism of punch out: a 4 hour YouTube essay

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

RandolphCarter posted:

the racism of punch out: a 4 hour YouTube essay

you're telling me scrawny-rear end Lil Mac could take out Mike Tyson? lmao OK

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


RandolphCarter posted:

the racism of punch out: a 4 hour YouTube essay

not all glass joes

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


RandolphCarter posted:

nichael we need to get you out of Delaware

but first i must solve regional phenomena problems for the four kingdoms of delaware

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/gamedevdotcom/status/1674130795970334720 oopsie

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


from the comparison video in that article the changes are so minor I don’t know why they even bothered, especially when the game is a decade old at this point. A character being sexualized marginally less (but still plenty sexualized) isn’t gonna change anyone’s minds if they weren’t into the game’s hyper-sexualized aesthetic before. Literally the only people who will give a poo poo are that people that are mad at it.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Shutting Down, or being Extracted from the Market?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Nichael posted:

but first i must solve regional phenomena problems for the four kingdoms of delaware

it turns out it’s all tax dodges

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Nichael posted:

Minor Zelda quest spoilers, so avoid this if you don't want to read that.

The new Zelda has a quest where the only solution as far as I can tell is to get thrown in jail. And then the only way to get thrown in jail is by creeping on the morning class of Gerudo children three times in a row. Eventually, the teacher calls the guards on you.


Can anyone tell me if I'm wrong regarding that being the only solution? Because it's a little :yikes:.

Nichael posted:

lmao I guess it's my fault for not thinking that

I was only doing what my fifty year + senator and godking, joe biden, taught me to do

And with that Nichael was banned.

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